JUST FOR KIDS....JOKES AND PRINTING LINKS



JOKES

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

A: It barked with de-light!

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?

A: Because  it's too far to  walk!

Q:There are 5 cats on a couch.

One jumped off. How many were left?

A: NONE, they were all copy cats!

Q: What is a baby's motto

A: If at first you don't succeed cry cry again!

Knock Knock!

Who's there? Cargo! Cargo who? CarGo Beep Beep!

Q: What must you do before you get board a bus ?

A: Get on it!

Q: what sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

A: Ouch

Q: What did one fish say to the other?

A: if you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.

Q: why are fish so smart?

A: because they live in schools.

Q: what is the longest word in the dictionary?

A: the word smiles because there is a mile between each S.

Q: who earns a living driving their customers away?

A: a taxi driver.

Q: what do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?

A: a very nervous postman.

Q: What color is a burp?

A: Burple!!



PRINTING LINKS

MARILEE'S PAPERDOLLS AND SEVERAL OTHER SITES...






KATY'S KIDS CORNER...