Life in Winnipeg
August 12
We moved to our new home in Winnipeg. It is so beautiful here. The prairies are so vast. Can hardly wait to see the fields covered in snow. Love it here.
October 14
Winnipeg is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turned all different colours and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful farmland and saw a deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most beautiful and wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise, I love it here.
November 11
Deer season will soon start. I cannot imagine any one wanting to kill such a graceful and gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
December 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. I went outside and shoveled the snow off the steps and driveway. The kids and I built a snowman and then we had a snowball fight (I won). When the snowplough went by, we had to shovel again. What a beautiful place. I love Winnipeg.
December 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplough did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.
December 19
More snow last night. Couldn’t get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling snow. Frigging snowplough.
December 22
More of that white stuff fell last night. I’ve got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think that snowplough hides around the curve and waits until I’m done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.
December 25
Merry frigging Christmas. More frigging snow. It I ever get my hands on the son of a bitch who drives the snowplough, I swear I’ll kill the bastard. Don’t know why they don’t use more salt on the roads to melt the frigging snow.
December 27
More white shit last night. Been inside for three days except to shovel the driveway everytime the snowplough goes through. Can’t go anywhere. Car’s stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 250 mm of white shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow that is?
December 28
The frigging weatherman was wrong; we got 400mm of that white shit. At this rate, it won’t melt before next summer. The snowplough got stuck up the road and the bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel after I told him I had already broken six shovels from all that shit he pushed into my driveway. I broke my last one over his head.
January 24
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back I a damn deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. It did about three thousand dollars worth of damage to the car. Those frigging beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe that thing is rusting out from all the salt they put on the roads?
May 10
Moved to British Columbia. I can’t imagine how anyone in their right mind would ever live in that godforsaken province of Manitoba.
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