The
Garbin Moraine Go-Fer
The Award
Winning Cabin Newsletter of NW Wisconsin
Elmer T. Gopherson the 5th, Editor
Christmas Eve
2004 Edition
Merry
Christmas from GM!
There are two special announcements I need to
make to introduce this newsletter. First, as you may
already know the Gof-Fer now has a new editor. Yours truly Elmer
T. Gopherson V is
your new editor. I come from the long line of Gophersons who
immigrated from further south at the end of the last Ice
Age. My great great great grand father was the first
editor of this newsletter and I plan to uphold his high
standards. Next, my very first edition of the Go-fer was a
holiday scab job for the owners of Garbin Moraine Manor. Amazingly, it
won a prestigious award for newsletter excellence. The Lars and
Lois Petersteer Foundation has awarded the Christmas card special
edition of the newsletter its Least Boring Christmas Card Newsletter
award for 2004. We are honored to accept the award.
Christmas Eve in Pictures
The
day started off with a nice sunrise and went well until the BIG
GAME. Just as the nation is deeply divided between the right side
and the wrong side the family is as well with the right half supporting
the Green Bay Packers and the wrong half supporting the Minnesota
Vikings. But at the end of the day everybody left as friends full
of holiday spirits.

The
sun rose in the morning as it does at times.

SP
requesting more coffee

JA2 still brooding after being evicted from his Packerbacker
bedroom by a Vikings vixen and her freeloading husband. But
he was smiling after the Packers edged by the Vikings.

A
nauseated Vikings fan getting ready to run to bathroom after watching
the Vikings performance.
A current Vikings fan smiling because he knows he will be living
in Packerland in a few years so he can support a winning team.

The matriarch of the clan discussing the deep divisions in the family
with a grand daughter (both are Vikings fans).

Between
halves of the game JA1 and TA discuss finer points of putting a
personal ad on Yahoo.com to find a boy/girlfriend.

The consultation must have worked. This is a disguised picture of
someone who answered JA1's ad.

JA1 showing the disguised person above he is in competition with
Brandy so should send her the copies of his last tax returns as she
requested.
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