When you have had one of those
TAKE THIS JOB AND
SHOVE IT
days,
TRY THIS.
On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the section where they have thermometers.
You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made
by *Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes,
and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed
during your therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a
sweatsuit and lie down on your bed.
Open the package containing the thermometer and
remove the thermometer and carefully place it on the
bedside table so that it will not become chipped or
broken.
Take the written material that accompanies the
thermometer and as you read it you will notice in
small print the statement that "every rectal
thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."
Now close your eyes and say out loud five times,
"I am so glad that I do not work in quality control
at the Q-Tip Company."
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