Mom

It isn't very often that one could have the opportunity



to throw a party for someone so far away...



Since I can't be there to help man the fire extinguisher,



I thought I might gather a few of my internet friends



With a few of your friends,



To throw you one heck of a party .



Here is to the start of a great year,



And that you will be able to hop down and visit.



May next year I find a birthday card I actually like...




So I can send it instead...



Love, Laurie

Ok, Mom, blow out the candles.