Lori's Collection of Jokes

Below are some jokes that I have collected over the last few months. Thanks to all my friends for sending them to me through e-mail. Most of them were sent to me by my friend Karen and by my internet pal, Peggy. If you would like to submit a joke, click here. Please put "joke" in subject line.

My Newest Jokes

Tips for Yankees Moving South

Words from Women.

Where's God?

The Pastor and the Housekeeper.

Can You Guess These Names?

Murphy's Law for Genealogists.

A Man is Stopped by a Police Officer.

Joke of the Day.

Little Johnny.

The Golden Saloon.

An Elephant's Perspective.

Criminals.

Courts.

A Group of Computer Scientists get Together.

Things I've Learned From Children.

Alabama Jokes.

All I Wanted . . .

Accountants.

The 11th Commandment.

Hillbilly Poetry.

Definitions for Parents.

90's Talk.

What We Know From Movies.

A Boy and a Calf.

Hillbilly Driver's Application.

Short Ones.

Clinton's Deposition to Dr. Seuss.

Job Application to a Fast Food Restaurant.

The Man and the Umbrella.

The Month After Christmas.

Typical Headlines.

Witty One-Liners.

The Newlyweds.

The Mistress.

Stress Test.

She Does Not. . .

One Little Weenie.

Great Writings of the Past.

Facts About Men.
This one is for my friend Tim who has "men friends also in many cities."

A Bit of the Amish.

A Man Was Driving Home One Afternoon.

Bumper Stickers!

Downsizing Christmas.

Draw A Pig!

Reasons for Allowing Drinking at Work!

Man Goes Golfing.

Man With Two Babies.

The New Priest.

Noah Builds An Ark!

Nurse Nancy.

Quotes From Actual Performance Evaluations.

The Tradition of Angels Atop the Christmas Tree.

Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear.

Accountant Leaves Wife A Note.

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