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Advice From Kids

Never trust a dog to watch your food.  (Patrick, age 10)

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?", don't answer him.  (Heather, 16)

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.  (Michael, 14)

Stay away from prunes.  (Randy, 9)

Don't pull your dad's finger when he tells you to.  (Emily, 10)

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.  (Taylia, 11)

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.  (Traci, 14)

Don't sneeze in front of your mom when you're eating crackers.  (Mitchell, 12)

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.  (Andrew, 9)

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.  (Kyoyo, 9)

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.  (Armir, 9)

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.  (Kellie, 11)

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.  (Naomi, 15)

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.  (Lauren, 9)

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.  (Joel, 10)

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.  (Alyesha, 13)

Never try to baptize a cat.  (Eileen, 8)

I WANT YOUR CHILDREN
based on a Short Story by Terry L. Richardson

I have come to visit your children
and I'm pleased with what I see.
They abuse all kinds of drugs,
and are getting drunk with me.

They live as in Gomorrah or Sodom,
their minds perverse and blown.
I will claim their souls anytime now,
you shouldn't have left them alone.

I am glad you worked long hours,
I am glad you were busy a lot.
And it would have been harder to sway them,
if you too hadn't been using pot.

At your schools I have been at work,
making sex an acceptable game.
You slept while I fought to keep prayer out,
To add to your neglectful shame.

You don't seem to have noticed the witchcraft;
I broadcast on your own TV,
"It's just an innocent program,"
Twitch your nose as they follow me.

Add a couple of violent sitcoms,
It's funny to see heads blown in two.
Now your little Tommy has his own gun
and there's nothing you can do.

They're mine and you cannot reach them;
their hearts are cold, hard and black.
I've shown them how to party,
with pot, cocaine and crack.

You have been a tremendous help though;
I couldn't have done it alone.
If you hadn't forsaken your prayer life,
these seeds I could not have sown.

So stay away from the Bible's teachings;
don't listen to what God has to say.
You children are no longer your problem,
a price they'll eternally pay.

Without Christ they are mine to devour.
Without God, nothing you can do.
Today I will take your children.
Tomorrow I will be coming for you.

Sincerely,
Satan

Another short word from Ferd:

I don't claim to be a perfect parent, none of us are.  But I would ask all those reading this page to make a commitment, right here, right now.  Whether you are a parent or if you have parents, Don't let the sun go down on a day without telling your children/parents "I love you".

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