WHEN
I WAS IN GRADE ONE I GOT THIS BOOK ON JOKES. HERE
ARE SOME JOKES AND RIDDLES.
WHY WAS THE LITTLE MOSQUITO UP SO LATE?
HE HAD TO STUDY FOR HIS BLOOD TEST.
WHAT HAS 4 WHEELS AND FLIES?
A GARBAGE TRUCK.
DINER: WAITER, WHAT IS THIS FLY DOING IN MY SOUP?
WAITER: LOOKS LIKE THE BACKSTROKE, SIR!
WHAT DID THE MoSQUITOES SAY TO THE GIRL AFTER HE BIT HER
ARM?
"YOUR JUST MY TYPE--A POSITIVE!"