Hahaha, fool! There ain't no turn'in back. Well, I guess there is, but now is the time to choose, buddy. Will you enter a new frontier of freakiness and slap-me-silliness? Or will you wimp out and tune into "Billy Bob's Bustfull Boat Barnacles" and cry for mommy? I'll be waiting...

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Awards I've received!!

Aahhh! There has been so much traffic, my friggin counter is off the wall!

But really, folks....there have been little rapscallions to stumble upon my humble abode.

Want to protect the younguns from this site? These two programs, DumbWatch and Net Dummy are recommended!!

Aahhh! There has been so much traffic, my friggin counter is off the wall! But really, folks....there have been little rapscallions to stumble upon my humble abode.

But really, folks....there have been little rapscallions to stumble upon my humble abode.

Aahhh! There has been so much traffic, my friggin counter is off the wall!

But really, folks....there have been little rapscallions to stumble upon my humble abode.