Keith Richards

"I never had a problem with drugs, only with cops."

What do you think of the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame? KEITH:: I'm in.

How different is it touring now as compared to then? KEITH: Then it was a Volkswagen bus, now it's a plane.

What kind of job do you think you would have now if it hadn't been for the Rolling Stones? KEITH: Hard labor.

I don’t think I’m anything special. Just a regular rock’n’roll myth? Yeah.

I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that."

I've been playing with it (Internet) and done a few Internet interviews, but I'd rather leave it to my kids. I'm just not interested what other arseholes at the other end of the world think. about this or that. Apart from that, it's no good for your body or your eyes to sit at the computer all day."

My epitaph will be: Fuckers! I told you I wasn't feeling well"