LBSA Defense Accessories

LBSA DEFENSE ACCESSORIES

LBSA ZZ RIFLE

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The LBSA ZZ Rifle is the traditional protective weapon, fending innocent universe residents from the basic evils of space. It provides moderate protection, shooting between 1-2 square ZZ bullets every .10 hours. The front site is fully equipped with the latest LBSA technology, locking on your opponent immediately, allowing for better precision and faster BOSA Burgers! This LBSA ZZ Rifle comes in two great patterns! Acorn Shyte(Item 1) and Sky High Mary Jane(Item 2)

LBSA ZZ Rifle - p; $100,045.55

ARSE-MATIC 440

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The Arse-Matic 440 is the most technological defense weapon the general populus can hope to have! This gun comes with a 440 paged novel and a 2 hour video to fully explain the gun's abilities, such as:

-how to pull the trigger(pg. 1, first half hour of video)
-how to find the trigger(pg. 235, last hour)
-how to load the gun(pg. 2, middle 5 seconds)
-how to store the gun in a child's bedroom(cover, first 15 minutes of video)

This gun also comes in two brillant patterns, Deep-Sea Squid and Pastel Sissy.

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