WARNING: The following is a rant by the editor. If you like Pokemon or cannot stand the thought of the idea of Pokemon being teased, do not read on. This is due to a large amount of anger built up by the editor!

    I'm annoyed at Pokemon. The game isn't that bad. It's not by any means great, but it's still a good time killer. The really annulment begins at the Pokemon hype. The poorly drawen/dubed anime show, the rampant amount of merchandise, the long wait at stores while some dumb ass kid by Pokemon cards and cannot decide what card holders to buy, so he makes everyone else wait 10 minutes while he decides between "hard or soft", everything! The worst part about it is the fact that the main character shares the name with the occult movie icon Ash from the Evil Dead Trilogy! The only way to find out who is the superior Ash is to pit the two in a one-on-one fight to the death. Before we begin, let's look at our competitors:
 
Name: Ash
 
 

Name: Ash 
Hair: Black  Hair: Black
Country of origin: Japan Country of origin: USA 
Weapons: None. Enslaves animals to fight for him Weapons: Sawed off shot gun, chain saw hand

 
 
 
 
 
 

Famous quote: None. He doesn't really speak english.

 Famous quote(s): 
"Come get some"
"Hail to the King, baby!"
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun!"
"Groovy!"
"Lady, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store!"
"Give me some sugar baby!"
"We're fine? We just chopped up our girlfriend. Does that seem fine to you?"
"Right now, you're in charge of two things. Jack and $#!+, and jack left town"
Employment status: Unemployed drifter Employment status: House wares at S-Mart

    Now for the battle. I can't see this lasting too long. First off, Pokemon Ash (pAsh) would send out Pikachu. Evil Dead Ash(edAsh) easily  takes down the marketing mishap with the shot gun. The battle continues until either pAsh runs out of pokemon or until edAsh runs out of ammo. Eather way, it comes down to pAsh agents edAsh. This also will not last long. Since pAsh never fights, he would have an extremely low pain threshold. edAsh, on the other hand, has an incredibly high concept of pain. He's chopped off his own hand, fought off hordes of  the deadites, been beaten, bit, and disfigured. pAsh goes down with one solid blow. Then, to make sure this doesn't happen again, edAsh dismembers the corps and goes back to his job, working at S-Mart.