PEE-WEE HERMAN             IN        Pee-wee's Big Adventure        (The Storyboard Version)

Opening Credits

Le Tour De France (Dream sequence)

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Suddenly, Pee-wee wakes up, puts on a record and plays with his toys.

Pee-wee then slides down his fireman's pole, says good morning to his dog, Speck, and turns his breakfast machine on. While the machine is making his breakfast, he goes in the bathroom and brushes his teeth with a large brush. MAD DOG! Then he wraps tape around his face and then RIPS IT OFF!

Pee-wee eats Mr. T cereal for breakfast.

Pee-wee then goes outside to a sea of lawn ornaments and waters his lawn. After that, he enters a code into a security mechanism and pulls on a branch. Low and behold, PEE-WEE'S BIKE! After Pee-wee pulls it out of the bushes, he begins to shine it, then he brings it around to the front, getting ready to ride it.

"You're the best bike in the whole world!"

Suddenly, a chubby, spoiled kid named Francis walks around and confronts Pee-wee. Francis: Morning Pee-wee. Pee-wee: Hello Francis Francis: Today's my birthday, and my father said I can have anything I want. Pee-wee: Good for you and your father. Francis: So guess what I want. Pee-wee: A new brain! Francis: No. Your bike. Pee-wee: Ha ha! HA HA HA! Ha Ha Ha! (Rolling On Ground In Laughter) Francis: Oh what's so funny, Pee-wee? Pee-wee: It's not for sale, FRANC-IS! Francis: My father says everythings negotiable, PEE-WEE! (brandishing money) Pee-wee: I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred, billion, million, trillion dollars! Francis: Then you're crazy! Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're a nerd! Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're an idiot! Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis and Pee-wee: I know YOU are, but what am I? (5 times) Pee-wee: Infiniti. PW & Francis: No, I'm not, you are. PW & Francis: No, why... PW & Francis: Knock it off. PW & Francis: Cut it out. Francis: Oh shut up, Pee-wee! Pee-wee: Why don't you make me? Francis: Why don't you make me? Pee-wee: Because! I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em! Francis: Oh Pee-wee, listen to reason. (Pee-wee pretends he's listening to something else) Com' on! Pee-wee: Shhhhhh! I'm listening to reason. Francis: PEE-WEE! Pee-wee: That's my name, don't wear it out. Francis: (desperately)  Remember the first time I saw your bike? You were riding past my house and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then?! Pee-wee: I love that story. Heheh. (Pee-wee begins to ride away from Francis) Francis: YOU'LL BE SORRY, PEE-WEE HERMAN!

Pee-wee rides gleefully through the park and sings:

The La La Song By Pee-wee Herman La La La La La La LA LA LA LA LA LA  LA LA LA mmm... LA LA LA LA La La La LA LA La La LA.....

Suddenly Pee-wee spots bikers doing tricks. Inspired by them, he starts to put his feet up on the handle bars.

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