The Official Joe Bassett Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Joe Bassett, REAL JOE BASSETT.  This site is awesome.    My name is Mark and I can't stop thinking about Joe Bassett.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Joe Basset is a mammal.

2.    Joe Bassett sings songsALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Joe Bassett is to tune his guitar and sell CDs to his friends.

Weapons and gear:

Folk Guitar                   Rock Star Microphone   

Helmet Collection

Testimonial:

Joe Bassett can kill anyone he wants!  Joe Bassett rides the short bus ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he gives worship cheers ALL the time.  I heard that Joe Bassett was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon Joe Bassett forced the whole town to come to his concert.  My friend Geoff said that he saw JOe Bassett totally out-harmonize some kid just because the kid opened a guitar case.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that JOe Bassett has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will confiscate your CCM record collection!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Joe Bassett is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Joe Bassett is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start guitar pick decorating classes next year.  I love Joe Bassett with all of my body (including my thumbs).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Joe Bassett?

A: Joe Bassett is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, Joe Bassett is very neat and jovial.

Q: I heard that Joe Bassett is always cruel or mean.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Joe Bassett can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What does Joe Bassett do when he's not polishing his helmet or curling himself into a small ball and crying for Mommy?

A: Most of his free time is spent feeding ocelots, but sometime he doesn't.  (Ask Rhonda if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my friend Joe with his mistress.

He's a real loving person and will hug almost anyone with a two-day beard,

which is bragable.