What is your E-Mail address?

For the following questions, please pick the answer closest to the truth.

1) How did you get here?

I used a Web Browser.

I'm using my computer.

I logged in via government satellite.

I forgot.

I do not wish to tell you.

2) When was the last time you took a shower?

5 minutes ago.

Yesterday.

Last week.

Uh, I can't remember!

I take baths.

3) How did you find me?

I used a search engine.

A friend told me about it.

I was browsing Geocities and stumbled upon it.

I did a Tripod member search.

Found MODMAN 2 on America Online; checked out your site.

I just typed a random URL and I guess it was yours!

4) What did you eat for dinner yesterday?

Tacos!

A celery stick and a carrot.

Grilled horse patty.

In an attempt to resist starvation, I resorted to cannibalism and ate a close relative.

I'm fasting. Big diet.

5) Which is your very favorite web site?

Parker's Page O' Uselessness.

Yahoo!

The Centre for the Easily Amused.

The Corporation.

Geocities.

Other.

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