Do you have Deja Vú?

Read this page once again for help.

Deja Vú is a mysterious occurance in which the subject experiences things - or at least thinks he is experiencing them - twice. Read below to find out symptoms and treatments.

The most simple symptom is if you experience things - or at least think you're experiencing them - twice. Generally the second time it happens slightly different from your memory because it never happened at all. Your brain makes you think that it's happening differently the second time becaue it never happened at all.

Most instances of Deja Vú occur in simple instances; entering a room twice, attending the same birthday party twice, dreaming the same dream twice, saying the same thing twice, etc. As you can see, generally Deja Vú happens only in simple occasions. But not always. Going to a theme park or similar place twice, embarassing moments onstage, death of close friends or relatives twice, etc. are fine examples that Deja Vú doesn't only happen with simple things.

Some times things really do happen twice. To a normal person this just appears as strange. But to a Deja Vú patient, the occurance of things twice in real life can muddle the mind greatly. Usually this can lead to more cases of Deja Vú.

Some times things really do happen twice. To a normal person this just appears as strange. But to a Deja Vú patient, the occurance of things twice in real life can muddle the mind greatly. Usually this can lead to more cases of Deja Vú.

When distracted, a human engaged in conversation tends to speak the same sentence two times. This is confusing to the speaker and the listener. Example: Bob was talking to Jim on the phone one day. "Jim," he said, "I think I have Deja Vú." At this moment Bob's dog had somehow managed to get outside and had caught a live bird. As Bob was watching the feathered creature being digested through the window, he drifted away from the telephone. He didn't want Jim to feel like he had suddenly left, so he absent-mindedly said something related to the subject of the conversation. It came out as: "I think I have Deja Vú."

The best way to clear all cases of Deja Vú is to keep a journal. That way, you can make sure something isn't happening twice. If you write in it carefully, trying to record everything that happens daily, you can make sure something isn't happening twice. You might also want to make a habit of reading your journal weekly, watching for patterns.

If you are (or fear you are becoming) a Deja Vú victim, I hope this web guide has helped. I suggest you follow the instructions carefully, and pay careful attention to all daily events. While Deja Vú is not lethal, it sure can be annoying. I hope this web guide has helped.

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