Use of the "... Page O' Uselessness" is strictly prohibited unless used with permission from Parker Smith. Only under one circumstance (besides that mentioned above) may this be used: Official members of Pages O' Uselessness also hereby reserve this right.

If a web page or other means of media is established before 10/14/97 this must be purely coincedental. But use of this name after this date is strictly prohibited.

If you own a web page or other means of media which in no way whatsoever is related to Pages O' Uselessness etc., the above information can be disregarded.

This copyright is valid for all web pages which, in their URL, bear "http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Dell/3167," "http://members.tripod.com/~IamParker," or "http://members.aol.com/modman2," unmarked or not. Web pages unbearing the said URLs are not bound within this copyright notice; Copy them all you please*. Parker does not assume responsibility for mistyped links, 404 Errors, or impropper grammar. Live with it.

This notice also applies to any and all images displayed within the said URLs.

If Parker's Page O' Uselessness is featured in any magazine, newsletter, television show, E-Zine, or other type of communication, or a web site award is designated, feel free to use the URL, title, or basically anything from here you want. I like publicity.

You may not copy any HTML from this page or site without permission, which will surely not be given to you. Parker Smith regards this as his own original work.

Finally, advertise this web site to as many people as possible. As mentioned above, publicity is good.

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