These awards go only to the web sites that have any, one, or all of the following:
Trivial, pointless information
A long URL
Unique content
Quickly-loading graphics
A link to Parker's Page O' Uselessness
...Plus, I have to approve it, of course. Not just any web site gets this prize.
Wondering where the "Secret" part comes in? The winner of the award will be taken by surprise weekly by E-Mail. They may not nominate their web site for this award - if they do they are instantly disqualified from winning the Secret Einstein Award.
All winning web pages will have a link on this page as soon as they win.
This is the award - don't copy it. If you do and I find out, I'm not afraid to make a lawsuit. :-)
These are the current winners of the Secret Einstein Awards:
Institute of Psycho-Structural Balancing - 1/23/98
Ted - 1/30/98
The Society for Preventing Parents from Naming Their Children Jennifer - 2/6/98
CSC's Telerobot - 2/13/98
The Klingon Language Institute - 2/20/98
The Filled Pauses Research Center - 2/27/98
World's Most Thrilling Games You Can Play Involving Your Search Engine - 3/6/98
No award this week... I needed a break! - 3/13/98
Irish Internet Association Online User Survey - 3/20/98
No award this week... My great-grandmother died and I was at the funeral in Michigan - 3/27/98
Book-A-Minute SF/F - 4/3/98
No award this week... Big Boy Scout camping trip! See ya next week! - 4/10/98
Bananas On The Web - 4/17/98
The Unofficial Dancing Baby Homepage - 4/24/98
The Daily Joke - 5/1/98
The Smiley Server - 5/8/98
The Squirrel Clan - 5/15/98
Majority Rules!!! - 5/22/98
The Banner Generator - 5/29/98
The Free Site - 6/5/98
Too busy for a month... - 6/12/98 through 7/3/98
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