Incrimination is the Key to success

The Big Gay A's Page It's Time for Androgeny Into the Depths of Hell Selling Out as Always Flaming Militarism What Up Yo? Surge, Godsmack, KGJ Who did it? The Big Gay K's Page

ADAM
This sexy all world track star likes to have fun and score touchdowns. In just four easy payments of $412.76, he just might show you how to score by yourself.
PAT
This androgenous guy is too punk rock for each and every one of you that read this.
CHRIS
From beyond the realm of reality, this cataclysmic soul will rip your spine from your neck and take you to the depths of hell.
BRANDON
Wherever and whenever you look, this sell out has at least 20 women at his side. So you better take a number.
ERNST
Drop and give this flamer 20...of what...that's your choice.
GARY
Are you looking for a sexy woman? Then look no further..Gary is what you've been looking for.
JOHN
Godsmack, Surge, Ken Griffey, Jr.---what more is there to say? Oh yeah, did I say Surge?
BONES
This is the answer to...who would do such a thing?
KRIS DOWN THE HALL
The Big Gay K...did I just say what I think I did?