THE EVIL OF PIPPI
The red-haired harbinger of the Apocalypse
The child Satan Pippi is an elusive imp. Her antics cause me much despair. But the fact that she's the Antichrist
wasn't immediately apparent to me. At first I thought she was just a troublesome, high-strung kid. But then, as I began to
look deeper, it became clear that Pippi Longstocking is the devil and that the Germans and the Swedes have conspired to
bring her to full cinematic power to fill the vacuum left by **CENCURED** death. My findings are disturbing. I do not advise
that you read this lightly. But please, heed these words. They are my revelations. My destiny. My doom.