(Because the people who made the last list were on something.)
You
may recently have read the American Film Institute's list of the
"supposedly" top 100 movies of all time. Well, the
problem is this report was written by dirty old people. The real
list should be written by clean young people, such as US. There
were many sucky movies on the real list, i.e. All Quiet on the
Western Front, and all the other crappy movies. This is how the
list should read...
1. L.A. Confidential
2. Full Metal Jacket
3. The Usual Suspects
4. Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail
5. Monty Python and the Life of Brian
6. Shawshank redemption
7. The Godfather
8. Goodfellas
9. Casino
10. Donnie Brasco
11. Whats eating Gilbert Grape
12. The Big Lebowski
13. Raising Arizona
14. Fargo
15. The Hunt for Red October
16. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
17. Saving Private Ryan
18. Forrest Gump
19. Pulp Fiction
20. Comming to America
21. Blues Brothers
22. Wayne's World
23. Animal House
24. Psycho
25. Silence of the Lambs
26. Evil Dead II
27. Army of Darkness
28. Godfather II
29. Apocolypse Now
30. Platoon
31. JFK
32. Dirty Work
33. Happy Gilmore
34. Billy Maddison
35. The Wedding Singer
36. The WaterBoy
37. Star Wars
38. 2001
39. Easy Rider
40. Mall Rats
41. The Abyss
42. Austin Powers
43. Braveheart
44. Field of Dreams
45. Flight of the Navigator
46. China Town
47. One flew over the CuCu's nest
48. Jurassic Park
49. Terminator
50. Predator
51. Alien
52. Kingpin
53. What about Bob?
54. Caddyshack
55. Vacation
56. Christmas Vacation
57. Three Amigos
58. Fletch
59. Ace Ventura
60. Cable Guy
61. Boys from Brazil
62. Rosemary's Baby
63. The Amityville horror
64. The Changeling
65. Friday the 13th
66. Home Alone
67. Poltergeist
68. Das Boot
69. Slacker
70. Raiders of the Lost Ark
71. Saturday Night Fever
72. Dr. No
73. Goldfinger
74. The Negotiator
75. Airplane
76. The Naked Gun
77. Blazing Saddles
78. Spaceballs
79. Peewee's Big Adventure
80. Batman
81. Batman Returns
82. Prince of Egypt
83. Robin Hood (the one with the fox)
84. Top Gun
85. Top Secret
86. Rainman
87. Mad Max
88. Im gonna get you Sucka!
89. Dont be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice
in the hood.
90. The Program
91. Tommy boy
92. The Graduate
93. Citizen Kane
94. Planet of the Apes
95. Clue
96. The Game
97. Fast times at Ridgemont High
98. Better off Dead
99. Get Shorty
100. City Slickers