NEW SEMESTER NEW LIST:

Fun things to do in the snow:

1. Eat

2. Have Sex

3. Homework

4. Run around a forest looking for yelllow snow

5. Masterbate - no one ever knows!

6. Candlelight dinner

7. Have finals

8. call up TRACS

9. Sunbathe

10. Think about the 2nd floor lady

11. Be naked

12. Think about Lane

13. color coloring books

14. Give birth

15. Die

16. Does anyone dare mention Sabruba?

17. Practice your speech

18. Grow coo

19. Shave coo

20. Build roadblocks

21. Create and aim an avalanche towards LaTourette's office.

22. Build a replica of Lowden Hall, call the administration and media, and ruin it.

23. Make snowcones.

24. make snowclones

25. Count cloud condensation nucleii

26. Calculate liquid-water content of given amount of snow

27. Just stand there contemplating life

28. Undress and complain about about how cold it is

29. Ask yourself -- What exactly is the meaning of life?

30. Ask yourself: How did they name the orange?

31. bellyflops

32. drive

33. crash into light poles

34. drive into ditch; wade waist-deep in snow to reach tow truck.

35. kill

36. Fart

37. Create diaoramas of snowman death (courtesy "Calvin & Hobbes"!)

38. PEEEEEEEE!!!

39. POOOOOOOO!!!

40. Build urinals!

41. Trace a nice picture of Pat's woman, then step on her head.

42. Trace her again, then piss on her.

43. Watch Rob's hysterics in reactio to both of the above!

44. call Rita, call Shirley, call Rita "Shirley"

45. Throw the kitty into a pile.

46. Listen to Lane get mad at his modem

47. Copy the dictionary

48. Be hypocritical

49. Make replicas of people you hate and kill them for pleasure (for suggestions come ask Scott)

50. Yell at Ted for making that stupid noise.

51. Have sex with snow women; of course they will be frigid

52. Vomit

53. Receive hair transplants

54. Telephone Jill Stevens

55. Eliminate Aaron B. Lewis's honor

56. Roll a 3ft-diameter snow ball (SEE my front yard)

57. Have a group orgy

58. Get Eric Clapton to perform "Rita May" live

59. Kick the baby

60. Go hunting with 6-pack of beer, because hunting sober is like fishing sober!

61. Run some cables out of the house and play Star Fox 64

62. Pack the car and move to California, goddammit.

63. Melt it with May or Prevenas's Gas!

64. Set up Legotown

65. Hold church service

66. Book buyback

67. Hotel Coral Essex

68. Find a girfriend for Scott, human perferred but not nesseccary (Scott needs a girlfriend real badm damn

it!!!)

69. sixty-nine

70. Make yellow slushies

71. Hold a Star Trek convention there

72. Meet women (yes)

73. Film a porn, directed, produced, written,and starting Yasir. Costarring Casper!

74. Have Scott question his existence in the universe

75. Watch South Park (kick ass)

76. Watch Scott commit suicide (that l'l be cool)

77. Stick icicles in the Crack & Dent

78. Discuss how the intersection of Illinois 13 and Interstate 57 (Exits 54A-B) has different streetlights that

5 years ago.

79. Ask Jill if she knows anything about #78...

80. Talk about the bird bomb on Bowdish's car

81. Recreate the bird bomb on #80...

82. HAve a skit portraying the situation/dialogue between Rachel and coo squad regarding the babysitting of

the baby on Sunday, January 18.

83. Analyze snowflake structures and compare to sentence structure & Rhetoric

84. Booster Shots

85. Experience barometer reading of 28.98"

86. Talk to Dent!