Bald Boy 'You Wish' List


We'd like to see the following.....

High Flying Brett 'Birdman' Burton
Could he fly higher if his head was more aerodynamic?

Upon accepting his well-deserved Brownlow Medal (2000?)
we want to see his head buffed to perfection...
...just like the rest of him!

The Mighty, the Magnificent, Shorn Rehn!

Shavin' Caven!
One of the most underated players in the league -
This look could attract more attention!
Benny Hart would look more Smart (Nigel that is)
and further befuddle the opposition!
The Koster hair cuts would be less!
Sugar Kane with less hair on the brain...
The Footballer Formerly Known As Pathetic
The Charming Skipper Mark Bickley!
The underlings would follow suit
if he was bald as a grapefruit
Ruckman extraordinaire!
Would be even better if he had no hair...
Who would have thought (other than Blight)?
A wonderful new member of the Crows.
Who would have thought we'd get such a valuable
swap for Jason McCarn'tPlay?
Peter 'Come on' Vardy 'Lets go Party'
Matty Connell had a schemozzle
This puppy-faced rubberman has had
an unfortunate string of injuries...
could a shave and a haircut be the catalyst
for a return to form?
You've got to admit that this doesn't look too bad!
Can he look bad?
The Famous Eccles!
Dr Lippy the White Lion Is His Name!
The Wild Man of Borneo has been tamed!
Hope to see him back sometime soon!
Good One Goodwin!
Brett James!
Shaving the golden boy's golden locks could potentially
break the hearts of thousands around the country!
Could it prove to be the catalyst for a return to high-flying form?
Could he become the first bald Coleman Medalist of the AFL?
Note: Soon to be found in the 'Hall of Fame' section




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