Nigel Smart
King of the Coneheads



The most devilishly handsome conehead in the AFL!

Nigel's Adelaide debut was in 1991 (with hair...)
As his skull gets smoother, his skills get silkier!

He brilliantly confuses players by concealing his head behind the ball

Note the exquisite aerodynamic superiority of Nigel's head.
This design gives Nigel the edge on any competitor.


John 'Cyrus the Virus' Malkovich
Is he Nigel's twin brother?

Before he shaved his locks Nigel was just another talented player brimming with promise.

Now he's King of the Coneheads!




Even his feet are exquisite and decidedly hairless!



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