Chris Waddle
Channel 9 off The Fast Show
Channel 9 off Australian telly
Rolf Harris
The stylophone
David Bowie
Lou Reed
The BBC licence fee
Darryl SE7
Charlton Athletic
London club
Tenthenham Hotspur
Glenn Hoddle

hahhahahahah

*dies of gin*

Human atrocities
"Diamond Lights"
Chris Waddle

genius

Chris Waddle
Chris Ecclestone
Eccles cakes
Biscuits
Penguins
A small Chinese man standing by the side of the road selling penguins
A small Chinese man standing by the side of the road shagging penguins
Bestiality
Human atrocities
"Diamond Lights"
Chris Waddle

Nookie Bear
Dani Behr
Shagging footballers
Ian Bishop
The Bishop of Lambeth
Doing the Lambeth Walk
Doing the washing up
Clean plates
Clean sheets
Persil
Perspex
Specs
Glasses
Short sighted
Blind
Deaf
Dumb
Kate Battersby
Kate Adie

Are you being served?
Mr Humphries
I'm free
Free transfer
Chris Waddle

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahhaha

Chris Waddle
Paul Gascoigne
That team in China
Paul Gascoigne's weight problem
Paul Gascoigne's weigh problem in China being specifically due to the black market in smuggled biscuits
A small Chinese man selling penguins by the roadside
Paul Gascoigne purchasing said penguins
Paul Gascoigne's weight problem
Paul Gascoigne
Chris Waddle

hehehe joemoz!

hehehe, fantastic

*fans self*

*loads gun*

chris waddle
the waddler
waddling
penguins waddle
a small chinese man standing by the side of the road selling penguins
choccy biscuits
clubs
tottingham hetspers
chrissy waddle

you want too much!

hahahaha

Az, Az, calm down. If Waddle has to be anywhere, he might as well be at speed dating talking about bumsex. amd who finer to assist him in this project than Lins?

hehe, that wasn't a very well constructed sentence, was it? I wishhe had been, would have been far more entertaining

we wasn't/isn't/never will be tough enough for Leeds.

ponce, suited to the nice boys of south yorkshire or the even *does teapot pose* nicer boys from north london.

Okay, can anyone get from Chris Waddle, to Chris Waddle, passing through 'A small chinese man standing by the side of the road selling penguins'?

CHRIS WADDLE WAS AT THE SPEED DATING TALKING ABOUT BUM SEX?!

i was talking about male bum sex with chris waddle at speed dating last night as it goes

Red was NOT the best Fraggle, the best Fraggle was Wembley. No doubt. No argument. End of.

hahaha

aye azul. he was visibly jealous that we went to the next round of the cup :O)

aye, azul. I wouldn't like him if he'd been sullied by the likes of leeds anyway.

we didn't need him to win the championship.

Oh, the bitter envy, eh lins? *winks at lins cos she understands*

Red was the best Fraggle.

"i know we can play a lot better than that, and it's obvious wolves can't. we'll finish the job at molineux, they're not in the first division for nothing, etc etc"

*plays waddles penalty miss at molineux 100000 times on the trot*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't be bitter just because he turned down durty leeds, smudge. You still beat us to Steve Hodge.

..for front-bottoms

He won first prize in the lottery of life.

Chris Waddle
Wembley
Fraggle Rock
Fulton Mackay
Dave Mackay
Spurs
Chris Waddle

how did he ever end up at Sheff Wed anyway?

hehehe wodge

heheheh, azul

hehehe

Fack orf you bitter ungrateful northern skunkmonkey.

Chris Waddle
Sausages
Pork
Pigs
Jewish law
Jews
Judas
Chris Waddle

hehehe fine work.

It's the waddler, he inspires joyful mirth in one and all.

i love him so much

hehe

Sorry, I left out the line "boggle-eyed freak".

(sorry)

you turn left, then right, follow the road to the traffic lights and then it's about 100 metres on the left

how do you get from nookie bear to rocastle?

haha, controversial

Nookie Bear
David Rocastle
Dead footballers
Tommy Caton
Big afros
Jackson 5
Michael Jackson
Kiddie fiddling
Jonathan King
Entertainment USA
USA For Africa
Starving millions
Michael Buerk
Kate Adie

that's pretty near to perfection, treebert

and i managed to insult arsenal for you too lins

WE HAVE GENIUS IN OUR MIDST

that's brilliant joe :O)

*edges towards door*

cup of tea
nice in the afternoon
spot of racism
i could do with a sandwich
crisps?
i've fallen off my chair
stupid bylaws
carrot cake
i don't care mother i'm not touching that again
care homes is a misnomer and i claim my £35.67p
have you seen that thing on the telly?
i like this one
hang on
wait. hehe
kirk

nookie bear
paddington bear
paddington station
waterloo station
battle of waterloo
battlefield
kate adie

nookie bear
hand up his arse
freddie lundberg
arsenal
bruce rioch
sergeant major
warzone
kate adie

:O)

nice one joe. I don't have the warped mind of you loons!

lins - okay...

haha joe

tree - do me Nookie bear to Kate Aidie

adolf hitler
nazi
nasty
sunderland
red and white
rock
blackpool
the big one
billy conolley
michael parkinson
parkinsons
michael j fox
back to teh future
spielberg
indiana jones
nazis
adolf hitler

hahaha

George Berry
Blackberry
Jam
Car
Stephen Carr
Twat
The Welsh
George Berry

hehe

well take out the irish bit then and put international footballer.

my mistake. he was welsh lins. do it again ;o)

oh

wait there...he was

thought Berry was welsh

yup indeedie.

blackberry? racist! ;o)

you knew georgie was an irish internationl? *impressed*

George Berry
Blackberry
Jam
Car
Stephen Carr
Irish international
George Berry

which one, noj? It was unintentional! Dammit

plus you robbed half of one from down tehre *points*

not for girls. hehe

haha. thats great!

Chris Waddle
Paul Gascoigne
Breasts
Jordan
Dwight Yorke
Yorkie Bars
Not for girls
Boys and Girls
Blur
Feet in a blur
Chris Waddle

hmmm, don't think I've quite got the hang of this

Chris Waddle
Scorchio
Eusebio
Pele
Trevor Brookley

right tree, I'll try it for the waddler. I could be a while

yeah, probably something like that, knowing him. I will have to find out.

well, he was probably on around 10 grand a week for nearly 2 years with us. that's got to add up!

have a go lins. it doesn't matter how bad it is. chrissy waddle would be happy if he knew you were thinking about him

may be he has got a bar?

i can't imagine he made that much money out of football! He has got a wife and two kids, must be doing something

what is he doing there?

feckall i would imagine....

I want to do one of these, but I'm not sure I've got the nack

que?

expletiveall?

I know - very weird. Dunno what he's doing there.

really? that's crazy! and to think we probably paid for that :O( hehe

"someone else mark that palm tree!"

"can someone else block that coconut it's coming at me!"

n0!

hey guess what I heard today, tree. Sedge is living in barbados. Pointing at stuff probably

have i told you all my meeting ted rogers story?

well here it is again anyway.

i met ted rogers

:o)

My bully, what I got down the car boot sale:

25/2/04 13:44
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
tree
my first is in radar but not in superannuated
my second is a fruit, made from a renault 5
squeeze me 3 times and the pirate will slide down the bannister
the recipe for plug sockets can never be a nuclear hotdog made from lampshades

FUNNY

F-U-N-N-Y

your turn you tittyfart

hahahah, great late night work, chaps!

yeah i know whoj, i was freethinking

glad to see my Dusty Bin reference aroused a few posts!

remember jim bowen once asking:

"in what state of america was ronald reagan born, in washington?"

*bully pager goes bleep*

jim bowen was Bully, ted rogers was 3-2-1

but it was either a speedboat for someone in Shropshire or a caravan for a couple who couldn't drive

hahaha

its a fecking speed boat isn't it?

i live in a flat in leamington spa

what am i meant to do with that jim bowen you cnut?

hehe, it was great family entertainment, in the bath before hand, sat there in our pjs munching on sweets we got every saturday

my first is in radar but not in superannuated
my second is a fruit, made from a renault 5
squeeze me 3 times and the pirate will slide down the bannister
the recipe for plug sockets can never be a nuclear hotdog made from lampshades

used to watch teh feckign thing every week too

it did take me years to realise i never ever understood any of teh clues

we once had a cracking 3-2-1 thread on here.

blimey, it was about 5 years ago, mind.

hehehe

I'm easy to drive
So get behind the wheel
And set off into the sunset
No joking, it's real....

Right, so what's easy to drive? That's right, a lorry. What's behind a wheel? You're thinking steering wheel I know but what about if it was a small wheel, like on a wheelie bin. Set off into the sunset - the binmen are certainly late round my way and of course it's real, you've won the bin, what a shame.

*Faint engine noise heard in background as car leaves set in a hurry.

Chris Waddle
Dusty Bin
Chris Waddle.

Ray Parlour
Useless pile o'shite
Ray Parlour

Can anyone beat that?

Ray Parlour
poof's boudoir
underwear drawer
Wonderbra
sagging boobs
Charlie Dimmock
Ray Parlour

Chris Waddle
Glenn Hoddle
God
Jesus
Judas
Chris Waddle

hehehehe. very good boys!

i'm going to diddle off too. night all.

hehe

*REALLY* time for bed now.

Shit I'm going to be knackered tomorrow

Ian Walker
Mike Walker
Mycan of beans
baked beans
Mr. Bean

Hehehe. Was hoping you'd say that

Ian Walker
Mr. Bean

Ian Walker to Mr Bean

someone else want to nominate now?

who says we don't have lives?

Giant Haystacks
Big Daddy
Daddy Cool
Kool Aid
Ginger Beer
Ginger Dwarf
Gordon Strachan

hehehe

Dr. Ruth
lots of dicks
the holte end
gareth barry

Giant Haystacks
Kendo Nagasaki
Atom bomb
Acres
Wee Gordon

giant haystacks
big daddy
puff daddy
jeames beattie is a puff
gordon strachan

Hmmm... tricky.

Best I can manage is:

Dr. Ruth
Dr. No
Die Another Day
Halle Berry
Chuck Berry
Chucky
Gareth Barry

john motson - gordon strachan. too tenuous

you actually missed the blindingly obviously dr. ruth used to play left back for villa and so did gareth barry

1 too many though

Giant Haystacks
Pat 'Bomber' Roach
Jimmy Nail
Crocodile shoes
Sheepskin Coat
John Motson
Gordon Strachan

you cold add Graham Taylor into the middle if you want to make it a bit longer

giant haystacks - gordon strachan

(hehe)

a man after my own heart

Dr Ruth
Sexual dysfunction
Aston Villa
Gareth Barry

give you a hard one?

dr. ruth - gareth barry

David Batty
Rhymes with "Twatty"
Ray Stubbs
Una Stubbs

Give us a hard one.

david batty
captain pugwash
master bates
wanker
cliff richard
una stubbs

okay...

david batty to una stubbs

Carlton Parlmer
England beaten
Beat
Heartbeat
Greengrass
Green Green Grass of Home
Tom Jones
Welsh Singers
Shirley Bassey

Took a few too many steps there... and it briefly turned into a Pet Shop Boys record

carlton palmer
pob
nob
robbie williams
john barry
shirley bassey

hehe

Carlton Palmer
Sheffield Wednesday
Deeply in debt
Hey big spender

that's pretty good (i interviewed the propellorheads around that time. they walked out)

Carlton Palmer
Playing shit
History Repeating
Propellerheads (feat. Shirley Bassey)
Shirley Bassey

let's try challenges.

i challenge you to go from 'carlton palmer' to 'shirley bassey' within 6 moves

Aaah sod it, will be around for 10 mins more. Got stuff to upload off my GPS thingy.

okidoki. i'm virtually nocturnal at the moment.

night ormymate

Got to go to bed. 14 hour work day today preceeded by bike ride. Setting off for Manchester at 7:45 tomorrow.

Getting knackered...

okay, that'll do me :O)

hehe ormy!

Well I was certainly giggling at "we hope it's chips, it's chips..."

But I'd have followed it with

"african snaaaake... snake... oh no, it's a snake"

that way you can move straight onto badgers, weasels, pleat, and hey presto...

i'm not laughing at anymore until i get a laugh back

Chris Waddle
Tenthenham Hotspur
David Pleat
Glen Hoddle
Glencoe
Mountains
Volcanoes
Magma
Magna Doodle
Etch-a-sketch
Police sketch
Criminal
Kerb crawler
David Pleat
Chris Waddle

night zorba

george berry
birds nest
birds custard
sponge pudding
spongebobsquarepants
azul in his pants
skid marks
brands hatch
nelson piquet
nelson mandela
winnie mandela
winnie the pooh
honey
honey monster
sugar puffs
christophe dugarry
french
"WE SURRENDER!"
onion breath
onion rings
(i really really don't know where i'm going with this)
we hope it's chips, it's chips...
mccain oven chips
main meal
desert
strawberry trifle
george berry trifle.

phew!

Well, I have to toddle off now. Night chaps, keep up the good work!

haha zorba!

ormy
thats terrible
i love it

whatever happened to christopher wreh?

Never really followed up his design of St Pauls

Jimmy Hill
The hills are alive with the sound of music
The Von Trapp family
We are family
I've got all my brother and sisters with me
Incest
Genetic abnormality
Mutant chins
Jimmy Hill

completely random question here quickly

whatever happened to christopher wreh?

Chris Waddle
Garry Mabbutt
Broken cheek
Turn the other cheek
Walk away
Run away
My Little Runaway
Del Shannon
Shannon Airport
Ryanair
Ryan Adams
Bryan Adams
Summer of '69
Decades ago
Tenthenham Hotspur
Chris Waddle

sorry. let me rephrase that:

chris waddle
40percent is the only website working for me tonight. gah.
i've had a few .com and .co.uk probs with aol the last couple of days. bad news for 40%
chris waddle

40percent is the only website working for me tonight. gah.

i've had a few .com and .co.uk probs with aol the last couple of days. bad news for 40%

I think we're onto something here. It's all very stream of consciousness, almost Joycean in fact.

haha

Chris Waddle
White Hart Lane
Martha Lane Fox
Lastminute.com
Amazon.com
Peru
Perugia
Parma
Salami
Lard
Bernard Manning
Jabba the Hut
Pizza Hut
Chris Waddle

Are you being served?
Mr Humphries
I'm free
Free transfer
Chris Waddle

HAHAHA

chris waddle
steven spielberg
dustin hoffman
gary newbon
musical youth
bill cosby
madonna
tupac
daffy duck
daffy ducks mom
michaela strachen
a bag of chips
bing
a passing labourer
some peas
chris waddle

Orm - superb!

Chris Waddle
Sheffield Wednesday
Ruby Tuesday
Mick Jagger
Keef Richards
Wendy Richards
Are you being served?
Mr Humphries
I'm free
Free transfer
Chris Waddle

*applauds*

Chris Waddle
Sheffield Wednesday
Sheffield Steel
Remington Steele
Remington shavers
Whiskers
Whiskas
Petfood processing
The meat haulage industry
Heavy goods vehicles
Wide load
Wide midfielder
Chris Waddle

chris waddle
ducks waddle
donald duck
mickey mouse
sherpa van trophy (see what i did there?)
wolves won it in 1988
wolves dicked on sheff wednesday in 95
waddle missed penalty in that game

chris waddle to mornington crescent?

Hehe - these are excellent

Chris Waddle
Glenn Hoddle
God
The Archangel Gabriel
Gabriel Clarke
Endlseigh League Extra
Non League Review
Dulwich Hamlet
Mornington Crescent.

can we do other players? or is this just a chris waddle thing?

azul and lins are going to love this thread tomorrow.

Hang on, I'm nearly there with this one.

Chris Waddle
Glenn Hoddle
God
The Archangel Gabriel
Gabriel Clarke
Endlseigh League Extra
Fulham
Simon Morgan
God

Hang on...

chris waddle
diamond lights
glenn hoddle
john gorman
magnum pi
tom selleck
higgins
alex higgins
snooker loopy nuts are we
chas and dave
spurs
chris waddle! yay! hehe

Go on then!

i want a go!

Thanks tree. You're not a bad lad yerself :0)

have you made that up by yourself zorba? if you have, i think you're brilliant.

If you start at Chris Waddle, you always end up at Chris Waddle again eventually:

Chris Waddle
penalty miss
Pizza Hut
fast food rockers
Fast Food Nation
The Nation newspaper
Bangkok
Traffic jams
The cones hotline
Ice cream cones
Hundreds and thousands
Jokes
Le Rire
Henri Bergson
Dennis Bergkamp
Dennis the Menace
Dennis Healey
Eyebrows
Brooke Shields
Green Shield stamps
Terence Stamp
Luvvies
Glenda Jackson
Glenn Hoddle
Chris Waddle

Chris Waddle
mullets
red snapper
Harry Snapper Organs
Monty Python
Montgomery Clift
Red River
The River Jordan
Jordan
Large Breasts
Gazza
Chris Waddle

Chris Waddle
Diamond Lights
Diamonds are Forever
James Bond
Jennie Bond
Bondi Beach
The Beach Boys
Pet Sounds
Barking
Growling
Bears
Big Gay Bears
Arsenal Football Club
North London Derby
Chris Waddle