"I can read and write music and have played the drums since the age of 13 - my arms are getting tired, please help me stop."

HAHAHA!

clearly you must be an Adam Ant fan to boot.

Name Cheryl Code F6985
Age 32 Located Florida
Height 4' 11" Sexuality Straight
Weight 120 lbs. Wants MALE 18-65 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 1
Release 01/04 Smokes Yes

EXOTIC LADY SEEKING OPEN MINDED MAN

I like to have fun and seek adventure. I am a licensed nail technician and cosmetologist. I was also an exotic nude dancer for ten years. I love music and love to dance. I can read and write music and have played the drums since the age of 13 - my arms are getting tired, please help me stop. I also write poems. I consider myself a very creative person. I love the arts. I am a high school graduate. My future goal is to be a platform artist for the hair and beauty industry. I am also interested in writing music. I'm independent and a leader not a follower. However, I'm lonely and I'm looking for my knight in shining armour. I've been single most of my life, due to being a dancer. I want a man who is open minded and that likes to have crazy fun. I love football and nascar. I love to travel and I'm a very athletic person and workout regularly and love the beach. If you think you can handle this wild and crazy lady, write me and discover my secret world, must be financially stable and have good life insurance.

hahaha "Hooters Open Prison".

Name Jodie Code F6979
Age 30 Located Florida
Height 5' 2" Sexuality Straight
Weight 120 lbs. Wants MALE-OPEN TO ANY AGE
Hair Blonde Relocate Maybe
Eyes Blue # Children No answer
Release 01/03 Smokes No answer

ATTRACTIVE, VIVACIOUS SWF

I enjoy trying new things, being outside, working out, riding Harleys, volleyball, rollerblading, riding horses, camping and traveling. ISO an open minded, intelligent, honest, compassionate, reliable, generous, humorous man who loves to lavish a lady with affection and attention. Someone who is willing to get to know me for me and willing to allow me to share my hopes and dreams with. I'm currently in Hooters Open Prison - come and visit!

send pic of boat!
hahahahahahaha

Name Lisa Code F7007
Age 41 Located Florida
Height 5' 2" Sexuality Straight
Weight 115 lbs. Wants MALE 30-55 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Green # Children 2
Release 05/03 Smokes No answer

FUN, EXCITING, LOVING, LOYAL, HAPPY

I am a very outgoing person. I love family, college football, playing tennis, riding my bike and going to the beach. I'm a cosmotologist and I love making people look and feel beautiful. I'm looking for an honest man who wants a long term relationship and likes to have fun and knows how to enjoy life. Don't worry about the man in the photo, he's, erm, not a problem any more.

Name Anna Code F7081
Age 35 Located Texas
Height 5' 9" Sexuality Straight
Weight 140 lbs. Wants MALE 25+ YEARS OF AGE
Hair Black Relocate Yes
Eyes Green # Children 0
Release 10/07 Smokes No answer

GOOD GIRL IN BAD PLACE

Would you like to get to know someone who is more than just a pretty face? I am educated and funny. I have traveled extensively and I live the Caribbean. I have had a pretty good life up until now. I am an interior designer (you should see what I've done with the cells here, all pastels and soft furnishings) and I have done sales. I am in prison because of the actions of another, yes I am really innocent. No, really. Even more innocent than all the other innocent people in here. I have decided to make the best of this time and I hope to find someone who is willing to share their goals and dreams.
I am not a mother, but would love to have a child. I want to leave Dallas, I have lived all over so it doesn't matter where you live. I have two brothers and one sister. My mom and dad are divorced and they live in seperate states. I love boats and motorcycles. Send a picture if you can (preferably of a boat, I'vr got lots of bike pics already). It is not required because I care about the inside more. Lived & learned. I will also send photo (Honda Goldwing OK?).

still laffing at this

Fnord outdid himself.

"Hurry, I'm lonely, and very very hungry." is my favourite

I'd be suspicious of the ones who don't want to re-locate.

Genius - absolute expletiveing genius, I'm weeping with mirth here.

"I like to be called Rosa. I like to camp, play pool and go to public places like erm erm bugger. "

hehehe

hehehehehe

haha zorba. thought that seemed familiar for a minute :o)

Becky Code F6748
Age 40 Located California
Height 5' 5" Sexuality Straight
Weight 195 lbs. Wants MALE 40+ YEARS OF AGE
Hair Blonde Relocate No
Eyes Blue # Children 1
Release 02/03 Smokes Yes
Birthdate
Home California
MEET BECKY

I am a fun loving, outgoing Christian woman (Can I get a Hallelujah?) who enjoys a variety of activities from listening to Robbie Williams, supporting West Brom to renting inspirational movies (Driller Killer, The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, Withnail and I) in the winter. I'm looking for someone who is a recovering addict with with a few years of sobriety and is walking with the Lord. (Praise be!) Someone with a kind and gentle heart that would like to just be friends and allow the Lords guidance in our lives so that we can maybe go on the Net together and reflect that. It's kewl talking to you guys, but I really gotta go now. Ben "Ducky" Dover wants me to do that "special dance" for him again. I've tried turning the other cheek and everything, but the Devil's got him.

www.prisonpenpals.com/

www.jailbabes.com/home.db

Name Rose Code F6632
Age 47 Located Washington
Height 5' 2" Sexuality Straight
Weight 285 lbs. Wants MALE-OPEN TO ANY AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Hazel # Children 6
Release 02/05 Smokes Yes

I AM NATIVE AMERICAN

I like to be called Rosa. I like to camp, play pool and go to public places like erm erm bugger. I also like working with beads and leather, I do some drawing, sewing, clean house, cook, take drives in the country, travel, eating, messages, eating, hot tubs, suanas, eating, swimming, water and boats, wine and dining. I like to look good and smell good for my man. Bad eyesight and lack of sense of smell a must. I love to gamble, write, take photos and believe in Native culture. I have five girls and one son. There's much, much more to know about me so please write me to find out more. Have I mentioned I like eating?

Name Eileen Code F5741
Age 30 Located California
Height 5' 9" Sexuality Bi-sexual
Weight 150 lbs. Wants PARTNER - 18-50 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Green # Children 0
Release 03/23 Smokes Yes
Klingon yes

POSITIVE, SEXY GIRL

I enjoy reading, writing, drinking blood wine and laughing. In my position, you have to hold on to your batleth, so that you're always ready for a fight. I also enjoy positive attitudes, even though to keep it all real, I know that no one is completely positive all the time. I want someone to write to, that I can connect with, spiritually and emotionally. I have my high school diploma and have picked up three vocational trades, including killing Vulcans, since I've been here. I work with troubled youth through a prison program and enjoy that very much. I would love to get my degree in Child Psychology. I love children (roasted) and it helps me to know that I'm helping them as well. I've been here a long time, and am super tired of the games, so, if you want a real Klingon warrior on your team, get at me.

novel idea, using your mugshot for a dating service

i'm really really really sorry

especially big pierced ones

tree - if I was at work and clicked on a seemingly innocuous link on to find men's hot cocks staring out at me I'd be a bit peeved

hehe fnord!

never thought i'd witness fnord getting prissy about nudity! crikey. homophobe ;o)

Name Suzette Code F5409
Age 35 Located Florida
Height 5' 7" Sexuality Straight
Weight 160 lbs. Wants MALE - 35-55 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Hazel # Children 1
Release 12/10 Smokes Yes

LOOKING FOR A PEN PAL

I am a creative, outgoing, positive, attractive, and stable woman with a thousand yard stare. Looking for someone with the same qualities. Let's get to know one another and stare at each other all night!

hehe.

i'm assuming working chatters/whatever wont have opened the thread.

BAD TREE

or indeed anywhere

WARNING

do NOT click on that link at work

i was just wondering if there was a male equivalent.

www.menbehindbars.com/

Name Victoria Code F5894
Age 39 Located California
Height 5' 10" Sexuality Straight
Weight 160 lbs. Wants MALE - 35+ YEARS OF AGE
Hair Black Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 1
Release 12/02 Smokes No

SEEK AND YOU SHALL FIND

I'm seeking males, ages from 35 and older, all races. Also dependable, loving, caring, thoughtful, single men. I am very serious about a long term relationship. I am very loving and caring to the right man who is willing to sweep me off my feet. I will give whatever is given to me. My religion is Baptist, I'm single, I'm setting goals to be a business owner. I'm currently preparing to be a licensed optician and let's face it, if you've responded to this ad you need glasses.. Any and all responses to this ad will be answered.

Name Terina Code F6261
Age 30 Located Texas
Height 5' 7" Sexuality Straight
Weight 158 lbs. Wants MALE- OPEN TO ANY AGE
Hair Black Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children No answer
Release 12/05 Smokes No

MOCHA DELIGHT

SOMEONE'S SHARPENED MY HEAD!

She's staraight alright thet's why she';s got pics of wimmin all over her wall!

Name Zetta Code F6451
Age 38 Located Michigan
Height 5 1" Sexuality Straight
Weight 140 lbs. Wants MALE- OPEN TO ANY AGE
Hair Black Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 1
Release 10/02 Smokes Yes

PASSIONATE DELIGHT

Sexy ebony queen looking for that special someone to share life, love, laughter, and joy for the rest of our lives. Long term relationship preferrable, looking for intelligent, fun loving, caring gentleman to walk in the part, sit by the fire, hold hands in the moonlight. Come take my hand and walk with me into a rainbow filled with love. Applicants must be able to resist throwing up at excess schmaltz.

fnord - actually. go on..do loads more. you're the daddy

the Code family strike again!

oh no fnord. stop it.

hehe

see what her second name is?

Name Shannon Code F6709
Age 33 Located Texas
Height 5' 6" Sexuality Bi-sexual
Weight 160 lbs. Wants PARTNER- OPEN TO ANY AGE
Hair Black Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 5
Release 12/03 Smokes No

MEET SHANNON

Hello! I am a tall, sexy, black Texan. My characteristics include open mindedness, outgoing, honesty, humor, teeth that'd scare Austin Powers, and can be spontaneous at times. My goals are to further my education and become stable in life. I am in search of a man who somewhat possess the characteristics as I do and who can treat me as equal and not be insecure about my HUGE expletiveING GNASHERS. I need someone to support me in my goals to further my education. I am marriage minded and have plans to one day settle down with the right dentist. I am spoiled but not selfish. Race is not an issue, but an open mind and heart is. Please write soon, I am very lonely and needing toothpaste.

Hehehe. Great thread.

I don't have problems with drink, it has problems with me

my word; this thread grew!

thats the only normal thing about him

drink problems too.

fnord is completely and incurably bonkers

great thread.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA~!~~~~!!!

hahaha! sneak them out in a shopping trolley! its a long shot, but it just might work...

i don't know, but i want to bang her botty.

i've just noticed that next to these ads there are 2 buttons:

[Add to Cart]

and

[Proceed to Check Out]

gooner, your 12.54. wasn't she married to blake carrington?

Chrystaline is bi-sexual. I just need to find another bi-sexual...

in fact, all the fit ones are INNOCENT!!

i'm starting a campaign.

This one's in for LIFE!

She must be innocent!

This is bloody hilarious Ithankyousir

for bob

though my 'little shoes' line was the best :o)

*blushes*

fnord is genius

mmm banged up...gurglenorks

you mean, in the event of imprionment, break glass and post this picture? it's credible.

Maybe she had the photo taken before she was banged up? Or is that me being dumb?

i'm building up a deposit just thinking about it.

actually, just looked at her picture again. do you think she is in an open prison? pretty nice looking pool i thought. beginning to wonder if it is really her.

*steams open envelope, adds 'P.S. send a photo'*

I consider my bodily fluids to be something made for taking.

A phlebotomist collects blood samples and body fluids from patients for laboratory testing.

would you let a convicted criminal take your body fluids? other than EXQUISITE CARIBBEAN APHRODISIAC of course

kinky, but i like it...

Just wipe her down with a chunk of your bread, mate.

bez, you are welcome to sloppy seconds mate, i will let you know.

not the one at 01:29 that I was quoting from AK!

Yeah - you don't want any letters smelling of earthly promise dropping through the door.

Me, however...

if you check out the site there's a piece that says about the honesty of the women - it warns that some may be telling lies, and that some of the pics are false. Really?

shit, did she mention anything about the height and marital status of any future beau in her ad? i think not. *must remember to give po box instead of actual address*

If she finds you too tall or balks at the fact you're already in a relationship let me know, boxo.

fnord, i am awaiting a reply from EXQUISITE CARIBBEAN APHRODISIAC, i will let you know how we get on....

mostly

yes

Simple question, can I open these pictures without getting sacked?

she gets out next year

Name Melissa Code F6107
Age 24 Located Florida
Height 5' 7" Sexuality Straight
Weight 140 lbs. Wants OPEN TO ANY AGE
Hair Blonde Relocate Yes
Eyes Blue # Children 0
Release 08/03 Smokes Yes
Birthdate
Home Massachusetts

on Death Row??? for smoking a joint!!

nah, she's probably just in for smoking pot

>>> My family and friends are my life. Being without them is difficult. May God bless us
all!

It is a shame I killed them all...

hahahaha this is a funny thread!

she'd disembowel you afterwards though

i'd do her

There's a woman about that height that I see most mornings on the Piccadilly line.

if she's 29 and looks like that waht will she be like at 39

Name Rebecca Code F5291
Age 29 Located Texas
Height 5' 0" Sexuality Straight
Weight 140 lbs. Wants MALE - 38+ YEARS OF AGE
Hair Blonde Relocate Yes
Eyes Green # Children 0
Release 06/28 Smokes No
Birthdate
Home Ohio
SEEKING THAT VERY SPECIAL GENTLEMAN

Hi my name is Rebecca (Becky). I am looking for a kind, loving, and caring man, who is open minded, non judgemental and very understanding.
My goals and hobbies are, but not limited to sports of all kinds, walks, camping and fishing. I also love music of all kinds.

I am working on getting into school (college). I'm not sure what I want to major in. I have a great interest in computer aid drafting, so I may start there.

I have made a few mistakes in life, but I don't dwell on my past. I'm looking forward to a beautiful future with that special someone - who knows - it may be you.

Um, joemoz's 1.16… Height 3' 0" ?

I wonder if those photos are as genuine as the ones you get in phone boxes round the middle of London?

hahahaha good work gang!

boxo - you leave EXQUISITE CARIBBEAN APHRODISIAC alone, I saw her first

boxo, relocate your dick most likely.

hehe goodfellas

Name Vickie Code F6642
Age 44 Located Alabama
Height 5' 4" Sexuality Straight
Weight 150 lbs. Wants MALE 40-55 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Auburn Relocate Yes
Eyes Green # Children 1
Release 11/02 Smokes Yes
Birthdate
Home Missouri
THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT

I'm seeking an honest, good natured man as friend first, headless corpse later. Someone who enjoys the outdoors, maybe in the woods out of sight you know what I'm saying? Not too many passers-by, passing traffic drowning out any nose. I am honest, open minded and fun loving and not afraid to enjoy life. I have made some mistakes. In fact, you wouldn't believe some of the shit I've done. Makes me wince even thinking about it. My favorites: jeans, dresses, flowers, rainbows, home baked bread, music, country living, acid baths and blazing infernos. Very sponteneous, a rotten speller, single, attractive, sassy and funny. Do you think I'm funny? Do you think I'm here to expletiveing amuse you?

hehe! good thread. is anyone that desperate to check them out?

*looks up EXQUISITE CARIBBEAN APHRODISIAC*

ooh, she will relocate....

oh yes! so it does! erk

is she? doesn't SAY Death Row does it?

Name
Sandi
Code
F6918
Age
38
Located
California
Height
5' 8"
Sexuality
Straight
Weight
170 lbs.
Wants
MALE - OPEN TO ANY AGE
Hair
Salt & Pepper
Relocate
No
Eyes
Hazel
# Children
5
Release
Death Row/Appeal
Smokes
No
Birthdate

Home
Indiana

ENCOURAGEMENT, KINDNESS, CONCERN, FRIENDSHIP, WELCOMED!

I am someone who is trying to make sense out of this horrible nightmare. I ask God daily, "Why..what is your greater plan?" This is a long, difficult process awaiting appeal.
I have many unfilled hours per day and would enjoy writing and getting to know new friends, by correspondence, maybe even meeting one day. Receiving mail is the
highlight of my days now, some days I don't get any word from the outside. Those are sad days for me.

Before I was in prison, I spent most of my time with my children. We loved to go to the beaches, lakes, parks, and just driving around sight seeing. We all loved being
outdoors picinicing, hiking, jogging, walking, taking pictures and just being together. My family and friends are my life. Being without them is difficult. May God bless us
all!

...but you are on Deat Row fer fcuks sake woman! What'd you do?

Hello :-)
I want to thank you.... I think I have found my one and only through your service :-).. I wrote to seven of your ladies and got five responses back, but after some time, I'm down to two ladies... So far, I got to meet one of them and spend some time with her, not only once but twice :-)... I'm in love with her, she's suppose to get out soon and is coming to live with me... But only one problem:-(. I don't know how to tell the other one good bye yet and it kills me to hurt her but not nearly as much as it'd hurt her to kill me :-(.. HELP...got any suggestions???? Anyway........THANKS....and if this works, I'll let you know soon.. Tony

Just like Diego Birtles, I am very goal oriented

hahahahjahahahahahaha

Hi Guys, I am only a one time user of your site's ervices so far and have no complaint. I have made a very good friend of an inmate and we correspond across the ocean regularly. I look forward to visiting her one day, hopefully this year but definitely next year. Thank you. With regard to the site, persevere as there are lots of folks outside that would be interested in forming at least a penpal relationship with some of your ladies, but most likely they're looking for easy sex with someone who'd be grateful for it after so long inside. Good Luck! Brian

Name Valorie Code F6430
Age 20 Located Missouri
Height 5' 7" Sexuality Straight
Weight 140 lbs. Wants MALE 20-45 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Blonde Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 1
Release 09/06 Smokes Yes

SEXY YOUNG LADY SEEKING A SINGLE YOUNG GENTLEMAN

Must love kids and quiet nights by/in the fireplace. I enjoy reading, dancing, and weight lifting. I am a young mother of one, educated, and pretty. My goals are to finish college, raise a family, and have a successful career. I am seeking like minded to share my freddy kruger-style dreams. I have a very active lifestyle, I like video games and night clubs, I also love to travel.

Just like Diego Birtles, I am very goal oriented and a perfectionist with a great sense of humor. I am a Libra who believes deeply in my Lord Jesus Gil. I need a responsible, mature mate who works well under pressure to satisfy this vivacious lady. Will answer all letters, anything's possible. Please send pictures. Race is unimportant, unless you're Black, in which case expletive off.

Dear Todd, I wanted to let you know that I had a 100% response rate to my letters and it's been a wonderful experience. I've become very close to one woman in particular and plan on visiting her next month. She's beautiful, intelligent and has a heart of gold. All I can say to gentlemen who are thinking of using the introduction service is don't wait. Because of WBB, I've met a woman who is everything a man could dream of and she's made me very happy. Again, thank you for a wonderful experience. I hope someday soon you will add us to your long list of happily married couples, and not to your longer list of "released too soons"....Sincerely,Kevin

does the british prison service not have anything like this?

'Anne Widdecombe impersonator available for parties and functions'

haha fnord!

I do not have any children any more, it's a shame, but y'know, they were just too loud

hshahahaha

Smokes Not since I got that filter fitted up my bum

hehehe

Name Lorene Code F6689
Age 39 Located Florida
Height 5' 7" Sexuality Straight
Weight 150 lbs. Wants MALE 35-65 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Blue # Children 0
Release 01/10 Smokes Yes

CLASSY EXCITING WOMAN SEEKING A RELATIONSHIP

Hi, I am Lorene. I enjoy writing, reading, long walks, romantic nights, the beaches, concerts, parks, traveling and movies, and used to be the bass guitarist in Whitesnake. I am an outgoing person and I love family get togethers. I have three brothers and my mother locked in a cellar where no-one will ever find them haHA!. I am looking for a man with the same interests. I am taking college courses in medical insurance to better my future. I am looking for a new horizon. I hope to hear from someone special soon

Name Carrie, not her out of that film Code F6109
Age 25 Located Kentucky
Height 3' 0" Sexuality Straight
Weight 160 lbs. Wants MALE 30 + YEARS OF AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Blue # Children 127
Release 12/03 Smokes Not since I got that filter fitted up my bum

YOUNG BUT MATURE

I am very lonely, although I am in prison,I am trying to use my time wisely by taking college courses and training to be a computer digitizer. I need some company, some entertainment, and support. Come take a dip in my big, beautiful, ocean blue eyes and see what you find. I am your fantasy girl come true. But if you ever touch me, I'l lop your expletiveing dick off.

Name DIEGO MARADONA
Age 49 Located Nevada
Height 4' 11" Sexuality Straight
Weight 140 lbs. Wants MALE - OPEN TO ANY AGE
Release 03/04 Smokes No

LOOKING FOR A FRIEND/SOULMATE

I'm truely looking for my soulmate. I've made my share of mistakes (england 86, usa 94...) and am now hoping to put it all behind me. I'm from a very loving family. I have three cats I miss and love very much. I do not have any children any more, it's a shame, but y'know, they were just too loud. I love to camp it up, fish and enjoy all water sports (;o)). I miss claudio cannigia, long walks, and working in the yard. If any of this sounds good to you, then please write to a very lonely woman and maybe someday i'll kill you too?

watch out - she's free already!!!!

Name Jaclyn Code F6615
Age 32 Located Michigan
Height 4' 11" Sexuality Bi-sexual
Weight 199 lbs. Wants PARTNER 35-55 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 4
Release 10/02 Smokes Yes

SEXY HISPANIC SCRUMPTIOUS BEAUTY

Come get this down to earth exotic beauty. I have eyes that will make your mouth water and a body that, well, you will just have to see for yourself. I enjoy most outdoor activities including midnight strolls on the beach, campfire settings, and cozy nights by the fireplace. I am in search of someone that can make my heart skip a beat, my days brighter and who is non judgemental. If you are looking for a long term relationship and are willing to put the time and effort into seeing it through, then write back and we'll start an exotic companionship together. It's probably only fair to mention that I'm inside after being convicted of every type of fraud imaginable.

Look, I'll come clean. My name's really Julian but I wangled my way into a womens prison for the easy sex. keep it under your hat eh?

hAHAHAHA

"Must be genorous, stable and a Christian. No other first names will be accepted."

HAHAHAHAAa

is that a floppy cock in the bottom right of the pic?

hehehehe jm

awww...

Name Julianna Code F6228
Age 38 Located Florida
Height 5' 3" Sexuality Bi-sexual
Weight 194 lbs. Wants PARTNER 29-50 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Black Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 0
Release 12/05 Smokes Yes

LOOKING FOR A FRIEND, MAYBE MORE

My hobbies are reading, writing, movies, and dancing and I love the outdoors, and cooking REAL Latin food.
I'm a good person but we as people make mistakes. I hope to hear from you soon, it gets lonely when you have no family or friends. I think everyone needs a friend that is real.
Look, I'll come clean. My name's really Julian but I wangled my way into a womens prison for the easy sex. keep it under your hat eh?

Name Teresa Code F6049
Age 39 Located Texas
Height 5 1" Sexuality Straight
Weight 110 lbs. Wants MALE 35+ YEARS OF AGE
Hair Auburn Relocate Maybe
Eyes Brown # Children 2
Release 03/03 Smokes No

EXTRA, EXTRA

Looking for a male companion 35 on up. Want a sensitive, open minded guy. Honesty a must. I will answer all letters. Must be genorous, stable and a Christian. No other first names will be accepted.

I am 39, like soft rock, jazz, R&B music, I love all sports and arts and crafts. I am a romantic at heart, not afraid to be intimate and want the same in return. I enjoy the outdoors, camping, etc. I love flea markets, fleas, shopping and food.

My face started disappearing when I was just 17 years old. Doctors say by the time I'm 47, it will be gone completely.

look, another Code!

the whole family is behind bars!

i remember her well!

Name Barbara Code F6031
Age 27 Located Michigan
Height 5' 3" Sexuality Bi-sexual
Weight 120 lbs. Wants PARTNER-OPEN TO ANY AGE
Hair Black Relocate No
Eyes Brown # Children 0
Release 12/05 Smokes No

TENDER HEARTED BEAUTY SEEKS COMPASSIONATE BOND

Beauty is being accepted for who you are, beauty is being able to give that acceptence in return. I want to lead a productive, positive life and relationship-leaving my past mistakes behind. Growth, encouragement, understanding, and stability are mandatory in this venture. I'm artistic, atheletic, very intelligent and self motivated, and a dead ringer for Marilyn Manson. I'm humorous as well as serious. I'm looking to find my way towards a peaceful and loving companionship.

my godmother was called Tilly!

thats jennifer tilly!

JESUS CHRIST! BUT - - -

I'm incarcerated serving a life sentence for being a party to the crime of capital murder. Please don't be afraid, for I am truly a lost and lonely kitten, who continues to trust in people's good intentions. I seek some one special & real, who still believes in fairy tales, old fashion love & making dreams a reality. Are you out there and do you like to dancing & playing in the rain.
I have achieved an associate's degree and now only lack three classes for my bachelors. I've been here for 15 years now. I was 17 years old when I came here. The world I'll enter once free will be all new to me and I seek a man of valor who will hold my hand.

Hobbies & Interests: Arc welding, modeling & dancing - especially in the rain, Thank you for reading my sincere request

night rat!

holy expletiveing shit!

*sends off*

night rat

this thread is going a real humdinger for one that was posted early evening

I'll cook the meals, and you administer the beatings

hahaha joe, nice bible belt touch.

I'm off for z's, good work all.

"I was a typesetter and graphic ad
designer for a newspaper and a man prior to my incarceration."

fantastic, hehehe

heheh tree - you know what these inbred deep south families are like

Name Elita Code F6436
Age 25 Located Texas
Height 5' 5" Sexuality Straight
Weight 125 lbs. Wants MALE- OPEN TO ANY AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 0
Release 11/02 Smokes No

AMERICAN WOMAN

I am an easy going, fun loving woman looking for a man to help me fulfill my goals. I plan to attend college and major in psycology when I get out. I am a high school graduate and CNA. I was a typesetter and graphic ad designer for a newspaper and a man prior to my incarceration. I love dancing, music, movies, hormone injections and poetry. I have big plans for my future and would like to have a good man to share them with. I will answer all responses. If possible, please send a picture.

"I like horseback riding, walking in the woods, fishing,..." of course you do darlin. Bet you do loads of it locked up in the state pen.

have you noticed how all their surnames are 'code'?

if you do a search on google there's dozens of sites for these women. maybe we should start contacting them see if we can date a lifer just to make her stay a bit better.

hehe, yeah I noticed the add to cart thing

SINGLE FEMALE LOOKING FOR SINGLE MALE

I like horseback riding, walking in the woods, fishing, cooking, crafts, reading and listening to music. I am looking for someone who is kind, loving, honest and enjoys the outdoors or even just sitting in front of a fireplace on cold nights counting my collection of 'little shoes'. I want to live a simple loving life. I am loving, caring. I love killing children and animals. I am a Christian and love the Lord. I enjoy peace and quiet and I love to try new things. i have a terrible terrible back and have spent the last 15 years bent over this chair.

the really really great thing about the site is the "add to cart" button - I've ordered 5 of Angela

Name Melinda Code F6346
Age 38 Located California
Height 5' 9" Sexuality Straight
Weight 145 lbs. Wants MALE 30 + YEARS OF AGE
Hair Blonde Relocate Yes
Eyes Blue # Children 1
Release 01/03 Smokes Yes

WANTING TO START OVER

I have never been in prison before and I feel pretty foolish to have made such a big mistake as getting caught this late in life. I've been down one year with one more to go and finally feel it's time to plan for a future.

I graduated college in 1998 with two A.A. degrees (Not Drinking, and Advance Not Drinking) I love playing and listening to music, art, creative writing, and weekend getaways. I am very independent, but I am looking for more of an old fashioned relationship. I'll cook the meals, and you administer the beatings. I would like to work out of my home on the computer and/or become a counselor for teenagers. My son lives with my ex-husband and my family lives in Oregon.

I truly will be starting life over when I get out. I am hoping to find a caring, romantic, and loving soul to ease this loneliness and share what passes for my life with.

I'm burning myself out here - there's a whole world of women behind bars and only so many gags before I hurt something

again, this one's cheating

MEET ANGELA

This ambitious, spunky and loving 27 year old caucasian enjoys life to the fullest. I love to laugh and make others smile. I'm a bold, easy going, wild and sexy rebel with a soft romantic passionate side. I'm happy and in good health. I'm really into fitness and exercise. I love the outdoors, gardening, camping, waterskiing, beach volleyball, music, art horses, photography and traveling. I enjoy nude dancing and very kinky sex. I'm exotic, eccentric and love to try new things sexually. I'm not into playing games or hurting hearts, I just want someone to love me for me.

HAHHAHHAA! FNORD!!!!

hehehehe. this thread should go in 'best of'!!!

now bloody laugh at ours too! :oP

iain dowie. man of many disguises

Name Janet Code F6244
Age 27 Located Tennessee
Height 5' 0" Sexuality Straight
Weight 130 lbs. Wants MALE-OPEN TO ANY AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Blue # Children 2
Release 12/02 Smokes Yes

I WANT A NEW LIFE

I'm a very sweet person and I love to laugh and enjoy life with the right person. I'm looking for an old fashioned man with good values and who will take care and love me for who I am now and who I could be. I'm looking at you. Yes, YOU. I can see you and know what you're thinking. Stop it or I'll come out of this picture and kill you like I did the last man to look at me like that. These eyes see things! This straitjacket can't hold me forever and then you'll be sorry!

Name Patricia Code F6335
Age 31 Located Tennessee
Height 5' 4" Sexuality Straight
Weight 120 lbs. Wants MALE 40-50 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 0
Release 12/44 Smokes Yes

Things that I enjoy doing are reading, writing, and watching T.V. I would like someone to be here for me that I can talk and share things with. Someone that I can come home to. Someone who will understand that I have hideous black flappy sockets where my eyes should be. My goals are to get my GED and after I am out, I would like to help troubled children. My parents are both deceased. The front-bottoms.

lets face it - isn't that a GREAT site?

Name DICKIE DAVIS Code F6806
Age 63 Located Florida
Height 5' 3" Sexuality Straight
Weight 135 lbs. Wants MALE 45-75 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Salt & Pepper Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 2
Release Life Smokes No

MEET JULIA

"Fine Wine" I'm like a fine wine~ I just get better with age. Mature lady seeking a friendship or more. I'm looking for my "Prince Charming" Someone to talk to and share my feelings with as i'm lost since world of sport got cancelled. I would like a sports commentator who likes to be spoiled and pampered. All replies answered.

the name Melissa seems to crop up more often than any other - let that be a warning to you all

HAHAHAHA!!!! hehe, expletiveing brilliant

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rat
My goal right now is to be free

hahaha, stop it you loon.

that wasn't me! that was in the original!

"Will you hold my hand and never let go just like the warden does ever since my last escape attempt? "

HAHAHA *crying*

Name LaShawndra Code F5767
Age 24 Located Florida
Height 5' 10" Sexuality Bi-sexual
Weight 140 lbs. Wants OPEN TO ANY AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 0
Release 04/03 Smokes No

I'M WORTH A CHANCE

I'm Shawnee, a single white female and disease free, unless a really expletiveing stupid name can be caught from toilet seats. Since I live in Florida I enjoy watching the sunset at one coast then driving to hte other coast to see the sun rise. I camp, fish(but don't bait my own hook), hiking, boating, canoeing, and just about anything to be outdoors. I love to travel, to see new and exciting places. I parisail, bungee jump, and would like to skydive. I am a total thrill seeker. I can also be laid back and enjoy videos curled up on the couch with my lover, munching on nachos. I am an outgoing, affectionate, sensuous women with a great sense of humor. I need a partner with whom I can laugh. Can you show me the world is a beautiful, yet funny place? Will you walk beside me? Not behind or in front-but beside? Will you hold my hand and never let go just like the warden does ever since my last escape attempt?

HAHA!

fnord is clearly the funniest 40%er of all

Young, attractive, outgoing, fun loving, single wolves fan, looking for a little piece of heaven, for I am spending my time in Hell. I like traveling, Nascar, sports, steve bull, fast cars, love shopping and love spending time with my kids and family. I've been looking for love in all the wrong places, now I'm just looking for someone fun loving, outgoing, understanding, who knows what he wants out of life. He must be financially and mentally unstable. I am currently a teachers aid which is unbelievable when you consider what i'm banged up for. i love to help people explore the world of learning, and after doing so, i like to stab them repeatedly in the face and then wear their faces like a mask. I am also a single mom of three boys and looking for someone who loves children as much as I do. I look forward to hearing from you soon. lee hughes is a total pikey.

that's Ozzy Osbourne.

this picture has NOT been doctored in any way. Call her a phlebotomist, quick!

hehehe

genius fnord, i'm busting my funny bone here

eeewwwwww!

Name Stephanie Code F5631
Age 29 Located Tennessee
Height 5' 5" Sexuality Bi-sexual
Weight 168 lbs. Wants PARTNER - OPEN TO ANY AGE
Hair Blonde Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 2
Release 11/03 Smokes No

WRITE TO ME AND ESCAPE

I am searching for a mate, who can help me find the joy in life that prison has taken away. I want a mate who shares my interests which include, but not limited to: music, concerts, theater, horse riding, football, boating, fishing, traveling to places I've never been and munting professionally. So, if you are tired of the same old dull routine, if you like Pina Colodas and getting caught in the rain, if you want a prison woman, if you have half a brain, if you like making love at midnight in the dunes of a cape then I'm the woman you've looked for...Write to me and excape.

me and joemoz just copied and pasted that to each other at the same time. hehehe

My goal right now is to be free

hahaha, stop it you loon.

I'm a certified phlebotomist and medical assistant. Although I don't know if I'd like to pursue those careers after I'm released, or even know what they actually are. I made up the word phlebotomist just to impress you.

HAHAHAHAHAA

Name Melissa Code F5360
Age 29 Located Florida
Height 5' 4" Sexuality Bi-sexual
Weight 120 lbs. Wants PARTNER - 30-55 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Blonde Relocate Yes
Eyes Green # Children 0
Release 02/38 Smokes Yes

NEED A FRIEND

I'm an attractive, good humored woman looking for an honest male or female to correspond with. I love to laugh and have a passion for animals. My goal right now is to be free. I don't have any family unfortunately, but some very good friends. I've been through two years of college and I'm a certified phlebotomist and medical assistant. Although I don't know if I'd like to pursue those careers after I'm released, or even know what they actually are. I made up the word phlebotomist just to impress you.
If you are interested in responding, please include a photo. I will answer all letters. I hope to hear from you soon

hahaha

is that robbie savage?

hehehe, I have no wish to see Lily Savage nude.

pissing myself here.

this one's cheating

Name Heather Code F5148
Age 26 Located Missouri
Height 5' 4" Sexuality Straight
Weight 120 lbs. Wants MALE - 20-55 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Blonde Relocate Maybe
Eyes Green # Children 1
Release 06/03 Smokes No

I'M ALL YOU NEED!!

I am an outgoing, positive, spontaneous and ambitious woman who enjoys photography, nude modeling, all types of 4 x 4 jamborees, motorsports, the outdoors, competing in bikini contests, traveling, having fun and trying new things. Seeking a partner for friendship and possibly more. Must be fun, enjoy all aspects of life, open minded, have similar interests/hobbies, romantic and an all around honest/ loyal person. Please send photo, all replies will be answered. Race is unimportant.

I want someone to share life's tragedies and treasures and pies.

stop it fnord i'm pissing myself here.

. Please, only serious replys. Hurry, I'm lonely, and very very hungry.

hahah! fnord. heheh. don't mek me laugh i'm ill!!!

does it tell you why they're banged up? Daniele's got 6 years to go, by then she'll look like she's weraing a rubber ring.

www.womenbehindbars.com/

Name Charlene Code F5551
Age 26 Located Kentucky
Height 5' 5" Sexuality Straight
Weight 180 lbs. Wants MALE- 40+ YEARS OF AGE
Hair Black Relocate Yes
Eyes Hazel # Children 0
Release 12/02 Smokes No

LONELY PRINCESS SEEKING HER PRINCE...

I am a sensuous, honest, turstworthy, ambitious, spontaneous, loyal, open minded, witty, educated, cutie pie, who loves to live life to it's fullest. I am seeking a gentleman, who is honest, non judgemental, financially secure, loyal, faithful, affectionate, trustworthy, open minded, who is seeking a long term relationship with possible marriage. Also, someone who is willing to be attentive to the needs of a woman, to ensure that all her needs are met. I want someone to share life's tragedies and treasures and pies. I delight in my ability to stay optimistic during life's challenging moments. So, if you are my prince, let's explore life together, and see what our future holds. Race/age unimportant. Please, only serious replys. Hurry, I'm lonely, and very very hungry.

rat - re: dropping the soap.

i don't think women bum each other in the showers. hehe

whats the link fnord?

*presses red button*

I'm only posting the hotties - want the munters?

has she got her hands on her head in despair after dropping the soap?

some of these are hot. i'm telling ya...if i wasn't incarcerated myself....!

I'll be the judge of her criminality

*titter*

Name Daniele Code F5703
Age 26 Located Florida
Height 5' 5" Sexuality Straight
Weight 121 lbs. Wants MALE - 35+ YEARS OF AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Yes
Eyes Brown # Children 0
Release 02/08 Smokes No

EXQUISITE CARIBBEAN APHRODISIAC

Ready to fulfil your crave of undying romance, unforbidden fantasies, and unchangable friendships. I may become addicted to you if you are mature, gentle, intelligent, open minded, adventurous, and not judgemental. This once bitten, twice shy female enjoys reading, cooking, traveling, exercising, is crazy about computers, and has a great passion for higher learning. I will show you that contrary to popular belief, beauty and intelligence can go together. So, if your heart desires the same, then let's make it flame. This 120 lbs. of pur dynamite has enough volts to knock you off your feet. Write soon.

electric dynamite? bloody hell!

hahah! tell me you made that last line up?

Name Shirely Code F6833
Age 25 Located California
Height 5' 2" Sexuality Straight
Weight 135 lbs. Wants MALE 27-37 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Black Relocate Yes
Eyes Hazel # Children 0
Release 01/03 Smokes No

EVIL, MEAN, WICKED & NASTY

Looking for a strong powerful, handsome man to be my lifelong playmate with a big sexual appetite. Pull my hair, do with me what you desire. The rougher you are with me the more you turn me on. I love to paly dress up. I'll be whatever it is you want me to be.. you little girl, wife, mistress, lover, mother, your little nasty boy! I am evil, mean, wicked and nasty, what's your fantasy? Tell me your dreams, am I in them? Come visit me, let's get to know each other on a more personal level. I am waiting. To cut off your cock and feed it to you while you look on in horror.

fancy a screw?

hehehe

mother?

Name Leslie Code F6490
Age 30 Located Texas
Height 5' 4" Sexuality Straight
Weight 140 lbs. Wants MALE 25-60 YEARS OF AGE
Hair Brown Relocate Maybe
Eyes Brown # Children 0
Release 11/02 Smokes No

SINGLE WOMAN WITH AN APPETITE FOR ROMANCE AND SEX

I am very open-minded, loving and intellectual. I am working on a degree and plan to further my education. I enjoy dancing, cooking, sports, hiking, camping, killing anyone who crosses my path, traveling bike ralleys and pleasing my man. I am searching for a man who is emotionally, mentally and financially stable. He must be open-minded, generous and have a strong sex drive. Are you the one for me?

"Can I see your tunnel?"

womenbehindbars.com is an old favourite of mine - I go looking for the ones who only want sex, and try to imagine what they might be in for

clink please

link please

"Your place or mine... actually, better make it yours"

hehehe!

"Fancy a screw?"

"Would you mind a night in?"

"Ever seen Prisoner Cell Block H?"

Know any good bars?

"I bet you'd look great with a tan!"

Yeah, he tells them they should get out more.

d'you write to any of them? ;-)

...but then again I am a bit sad

I go over to the US imprisoned women searchin for men sites now and again. Great pics of hardened crims who are looking for the love of their life.