(i meant his decoys!)

i wonder if that's how he got them.

"keith, i've got a job for you. it's in the middle east. pays well, and the perks include the right to rape and torture. no pension scheme, oddly enough..."

And those two seem to think that a crappy little 'tache and a brown shirt makes you a dead ringer for Adolf.

Yeah, but Saddam had loads of decoys didn't he? Same goes for his lookalike.

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Hang on, there's two Hitlers!

there are about 7 saddam husseins.

'Solid gin you say? Bally good idea!'

Should there be another war, it's down to Gladys Crosbie to win it for us. Fishbones and gin poisoning notwithstanding of course.

I like how Sif Queen Mum's lookielikey (gawd bless 'er) has an authentic old lady name.

silly

I think we're running out of these now. I've looked at some other sites, and it's the same people.

Ah, that'll be why he's standing at a harbour.

Teacher... Biology Teacher

Jaws, innit?

Tom - a fat Stephen Fry?

Azul Buho as 'The Laughing Clown'

There's a Mikhail Gorbachov too, with the birthmark and everything.

Give me excess of it...

*gives up*

yesyesyes! hehehe!

*bangs desk repeatedly*

Post the Bush/Bin Laden double act, where clearly not wanting to be dropped from the lucrative career the Bush bloke's mate clearly just bought a comedy beard.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Hoohoohoohaahaa

The motto of Susanna Scott Lookalikes is...

"Beware of imitators"

I'll 'ave you TomD... get that bladdy bas aht... argh argh argh... made moy day that 'as...

Be a lookalike for a character not done for years, by a comedian not seen for years? Oooh, you don't wanna do that.

Norman chuffing Wisdom! Hahahahahaha!

Well, I presume he bought a moustache... they might have skimped a bit and done it with trick lighting

HE'S BASICALLY BOUGHT A HAT AND A FALSE MOUSTACHE

"Not another Albanian gig, Mr Grimsdale!"

NOOOOO!

THAT'S TOO GOOD

THAT'S A DICKIE BRIERS LOOKALIKE WHO'S AGENT HAS ADVISED HIM TO CHASE THE LUCRATIVE AMERICAN 'ON THE BUSES' LOOKALIKE DOLLAR

it is Him

"I 'ate you Butler! You haven't got me a booking since 1982!"

Bloody hell, our man Jesus has been on a hit! (assuming it's the same one, obviously)

Band meetings were had to fine-tune what was going to be the tough and extremely rigorous selection process. So when, by another strange chance, Pete met Michael Soussan in a pub in Funchley and asked him to audition for the band Mike asked how many drummers they were auditioning, 'One' was the answer! Out of all the conversations they'd had ever had with drummers he was the most laid back, down to earth and personable and so in the end it was down to gut instinct. "Even from the first rehearsal it was obvious that we all clicked and it felt sounds like a cliche but it felt right." Michael had drummed with bands for years and had success with Garlic and even a Number One Single with Pato Banton's 'Baby Come Back'. The trio had finally become a band.

Dummer, certainly.

I'd forgotten about this - Geoff 'Karl Marx' Loynes on Danny Baker's chat show

with Michael Jackson?

A DARTH VADER LOOKALIKE!

MICHAEL SOUSSAN

HEIGHT 5'9
WAIST 31
INSIDE LEG 31
SUIT NULL
COLLAR 0.00
SHOES 8.00
DISCIPLES 12
HAIR BROWN
EYES BROWN

DUMMER & PERCUSSIONIST.

hehehe Jesus is also the man behind

This bloke must have been a crap lookielikey in a previous life. It's the only reason I can think of to explain why he's a crap Glends lookielikey in this one.

Hahahahahaha!

Mind you, as it says in Mark 18:11, "And the lord Jesus did decree that all shall wear polo shirts, but this was found to be untenable so only he continued on this course of fashion"

jesus?! heheheheheh

The Son of God as Smarmy Lothario

The George Formby one... it's just a guy holding up a uke.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PROVE IT!

He's been at the pies of god.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this caps them all for me

*gargling turns into strange squeaky noise in upper oesophagus which brings worried housemates to knock on door*

"What is Va-va-voom?"

gone again

Anyway, here we see what happens when you let bank managers near turntables. They get some funny ideas.

ah - I got "cannot find server" briefly and I thought we'd overloaded it

No. Why?

have we just broken the site?

"When I'm cashing Dole cheques!"

since when did Phil Jupitus play in Bon Jovi?

hehehehehehehehe

They think of everything, don't they?

u eng-land-ers is strange

*watches 3 Stooges videos*

I didn't think it was possible for a group to be poncier than Bon Jovi. How very wrong I was.

Who knew?

Not only does he look nowt like R****e W******s, he refers to himself by one name only. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT! Only footballers can do that. And some pop stars.

lest we forget this genius

www.pratents.co.uk/

Blimey, Geoff 'Karl Marx' Loynes has a sideline:

*does not compute*

...as Cate Blanchett, I think.

Doesn't look anything like that, though.

They're the best in the field. They can plough like nobody's business.

ITN newsreader. Even I knew that.

observer.guardian.co.uk/race/story/0,11255,877933,00.html

Who the flip is Trevor Phillips?

Sarah Jessica Parker looks liek a man in drag

This was in TV! People must be hiring this bloke!

*emits gargling noise that might presage a vomit choking coroner's report*

It's Bono! The crap sword swallower!

her knockers don't match!

"Come on, he's got sticking out ears..."

hahaha! I've only just seen Cilla 23:45

hehehehehehe.

Look at the bottom of the second row of the TV bit, Tom - do you think that one gets many bookings?

JingleJangleJewelleryJewellery

I can't do Ross Leonarditer. But I can do Claude Greengrass off've Heartbeat.

Hehehehehehe!

ohgodstop. am dribbling with laughter.

One minute. I've found a Mini-Me lookalike.

I DEMAND TO SEE ROSS LEONARDITER!

Oh. My. God.

Can I put in a request for more stars of shit ITV prime time guff?

Hahahahaha!

Hahahahahahaha!

Charles Bronson anyone?

They're just 3 pissed up students!

do it Tom, for the good of your fellow 40%ers.

Oh no. Charlie's Angels lookalikes.

KOJAK!

am actually in danger of hyperventilating here

*throws King Of Lookalike Spotting crown to floor in disgust*

hahahahaha!

"And, POOF!, my bookings have disappeared"

*laughs, cries, clutches chest, falls over backwards, dies happy*

i don't get any of this

noooooooooooooooo ohmygod that last one is brillinat

oh my god, Cilla 3 is truly a Cilla too far.

*ruptures*

just had to go & laugh into a pillow so as not to distrub my neighbour. my stomach hurts from laughing.

I've got a Paul Daniels here.

ohthesearegoingonaslideshowasmyscreensaver

Are you ready?

stopijustdribbledabithahahahaha

Number Two (In a series of three)

Just wait for number three.

*snorts apple juice painfully*

tom, *this* is the definition of genius.

Apparently this is the Blair chosen for the BBC2 series Double Take:

Number One (In a series of three)

*weeps*

"You see that fiver? That's your booking fee, that is"

BARRY MICHAELMORE!

Yes! Why not indeed?

*chokes with laughter*

that's the funniest thing I've seen in years.

I'll not break out the Cilla's then.

I'm not even going to post this one's pic, just the description : "Nigel is from the midlands and is a quality double of the chilled out Manager from Channel 4’s ‘The Salon’ Paul. Nigel is constantly getting stopped in the street by passers by who genuinely mistake him for the star of the hit T.V series. With a laid back attitude and a great sense of humour like Paul, why not book Nigel to appear at your salon or bar to really get heads turning."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what's 40percentish for 'I just woke my housemates up from banging my fist on the floor in helpless mirth'?

I bet it's cheaper to hire the real Mr. Motivor than this bloke.

hehehehehe.

You'd have thought they'd have taken this one down by now:

That bottom one's a skinny Dom Joly!

This one's quite spooky, actually.

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!

Which of these men looks least like Graham Norton?

the campest of 4 Dale Wintons

23:30

hnn...

nope! you win

"Jean is the same age as Princess Eugenie and also has the same looks! Jean recently was stopped when on a trip to London with her family for photographs outside Buckingham Palace by some foreign visitors." Yeah, because everyone knows what Eugenie looks like.

Words fail me...

Here's someone impersonating my dad with a moustache:

The campest of 3 Dale Wintons

Chris Evans on Stars In Their Eyes as Harry Hill there.

"Kerst"? is that a typo?

This other site selection is fantastic - here's Davina McCall, apparently:

That's her mum!

The cnut factor of this one is incredible.

I challenge even fnord to hnnngh at this Aguileraalike:

Simon - 23:24 - is it Brett Ormerod?

THAT'S JUST A PERSON DRESSED AS THE FOUL OUL BITCH!

NO!

To avoid treading on Tom's toes I've gone to a different site, and immediately...

"Everyone has watched ‘Ready Steady Cook’ and here is Malcolm Gough as the top chef Brian Turner who appears on the show. Malcolm Gough is a superb Brian Turner lookalike with the same looks and build as the creative cook. " WHAAAAAAAAT?

"Look, I'm sorry luv, our Robbie Williams has gone down with the french aches. I can give you Iain Paisley, and I'll knock you a tenner off"

Maggie gets a crap lookalike. Good.

"The Lord God gave us many words, and the most beautiful of those is NO"

Bollocks to it.

Crap!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How about this one? (The chicken's a clue)

Tom, go to the TV section, I don't know where to start.

"Will I do the Sinn Fein christmas party?" NO!

Proper competition needed here - without looking at the source code, who's this supposed to be?

ouch, Dial - I was saying on the other thread, I'm surprised I'm not in work tonight. Still, I'm working Sunday so it's not all good...

does this one only have one ball?

Hitler with a black eye?

Well, she's blonde and knows what a tennis racket looks like. Beyond that...

Hang on, there's two Hitlers!

They still look nowt like them.

a lot of lay-deez would like a Vialli lookalike, mind.

cheers, should have been working i n my mates club at 1:30, may have to let him down. shitting bb would've got 75 quid for it

They're fictional characters, Tom. What they look like is down to dramatic license.

Having the same surnames doesn't make you lookielikies!

Bookings slow, sir?

Dial, you have my sympathies - hope the night flies for you.

Oh how sad to see Tony Robinson in his post Who Dares Wins phase.

doubles as charlie chaplin too

A young Sandi Toksvig at Morgan's do?

It's Spike bloody Milligan!

frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppp!

A young Sandi Toksvig?

"Hey, I've hired a film starlet lookalike for your stag do!"
"Fantastic! J-Lo? Zeta-Jones? Diaz?"
"Well...."

working on bb,i'll be here all night
what's this i hear about fruity goings on at morgans do

I liek the way he can't even look at the camera, so deep is his shame at being a Chris Patten lookalike.

"Preferably one who doesn't even look like the Tory twat"

"Yeah, it's my son's 8th birthday and I want to hire a Chris Patten lookalike for his party"

hehehehehe, I bet he gets LOADS of work.

What ho, Dial? What's goin' on?

One, alongside four Tonys, two Cheries, one Euan (?), two Georges and this one, who I don't imagine gets a lot of work now:

is there a maggie in there

This isn't even a lookalike as such, just 'she looks a bit pinched and oriental':

Available for kids' parties...

what would you book him for?

hahahaha