prijck - HAHAHAHAHA!

correct.

Chouxie McFee

Max Wall was in Crossroads.What a programme !Meg Mortimmer was delicious.

whitbread, big head, trophy bitter, the pint that thinks it's a quart 9with Max wall)

or the old Tetley Bittermen adds

or the Boddingtons advert

the iliad, i think

bugger;where does it come from that?

eee mable; your eyes are like limpet pools

As divvi skins another joint,
Rijck warms up his 12 point,
Gooner's brown eye gets a good stretching,
Serves him right,no wonder he's wretching.

whilst fisting divvy up the arse
gooner finds his stash of grass
getting wise to his little stunt
he decides to rat on the little front-bottom

now divvy got ten extra years
and every night is reduced to tears
because he's sharing with meaty Rijck
who likes to warm his 12 inch prijck

hehehe

(burst of laughter and my spit flies on to the screen)

rotting in his prison cell
gooner starts to feel unwell
entering the accomodation
is our bald friend from cloggy nation
ZMD takes out his trunchion
and gives gooner a nice pork luncheon

hahaha

(can't work)

?

Oh Gooner was a poet
a poet gooner was
until one day, he played away
and took his bird to Kos.

"always playing to the crowd"

....Unlike Arsenal then......hehehehehe!

and gets arrested on GBH
no nookie for you in the prison place

in

in

IN!!!

cocky alvin laughs out loud
always playing to the crowd
alvin has now ceased to gloat
as gooner punches him the throat

I am a 19th century genius french poet.

f i ever meet you chaps
i'll be dishing out the slaps..?

hehehee

but I'll blub and probably piss
cos I'm a coward like Matt Le Tiss

Yeah that's right gooner - hehehe - I've made one million quid already. Keep going son I pormised them a second volume.

HAHAHAHA!

MArkie's last effort, that is.

Gooner, you are absolutely right.

thing is, i know full well that you sad feckers are copying that poem down and sending off to your loved ones, claiming it as your own. or as a rare work of some 19th century genius french poet.

i don't know if she has one. i conduct some of my relationships in person.

goonerettes?

BBBBAAAAaaaaaaaaaRRRRrrrrrrrFFFffff!

if i ever meet you chaps
i'll be dishing out the slaps

whose?

e-mail address?

just pray that i never meet you people in the flesh.

I still like that one.

I used to think you pretty
but now I'm not so sure
after seeing you with your make up off
I'd rather pay a whore.

bobbins. just keep looking over your shoulder boy.

When you've finished with this woman,
send her round she sounds a rum un,
would she let me give her one,
probably not a chance in hell,
cos I'm an ugly front bottom as well.

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose he beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath
I run my fingers through your hair
They're sticky from the gel thats there
I want to show you to my buddies
How I wish you'd kiss my chuddies
I'll let you come into my bed
But please put a bag over your head
I like to fiddle with your tits
Even though they're rife with zits
You could always oxycute 'em
or cover them in badger sputum
Why not go and see our website
Just avoid that utter gobshite
I look at you as Ra takes his leave
Your hairy pits make me want to heave
And lose some weight so you are slim
and trim that unkempt hairy quim
Your saucepan ears stick proudly out
which means that I don't have to shout
Hope you're comfortable about seeing a gooner
Even one that's a sad old crooner

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose he beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath
I run my fingers through your hair
They're sticky from the gel thats there
I want to show you to my buddies
How I wish you'd kiss my chuddies
I'll let you come into my bed
But please put a bag over your head
I like to fiddle with your tits
Even though they're rife with zits
You could always oxycute 'em
or cover them in badger sputum
Why not go and see our website
Just avoid that utter gobshite
I look at you as Ra takes his leave
Your hairy pits make me want to heave
And lose some weight so you are slim
and trim that unkempt hairy quim
Your saucepan ears stick proudly out
which means that I don't have to shout

wots her e-mail address goons?

hehehe

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose he beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath
I run my fingers through your hair
They're sticky from the gel thats there
I want to show you to my buddies
How I wish you'd kiss my chuddies
I'll let you come into my bed
But please put a bag over your head
I like to fiddle with your tits
Even though they're rife with zits
You could always oxycute 'em
or cover them in badger sputum
Why not go and see our website
Just avoid that utter gobshite
I look at you as Ra takes his leave
Your hairy pits make me want to heave
And lose some weight so you are slim
and trim that unkempt hairy quim

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose he beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath
I run my fingers through your hair
They're sticky from the gel thats there
I want to show you to my buddies
How I wish you'd kiss my chuddies
I'll let you come into my bed
But please put a bag over your head
I like to fiddle with your tits
Even though they're rife with zits
You could always oxycute 'em
or cover them in badger sputum
Why not go and see our website
Just avoid that utter gobshite
I look at you as Ra takes his leave
Your hairy pits make me want to heave

oops

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose the beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath
I run my fingers through your hair
They're sticky from the gel thats there
I want to show you to my buddies
How I wish you'd kiss my chuddies
I'll let you come into my bed
But please put a bag over your head
I like to fiddle with your tits
Even though they're rife with zits
Why not go and see our website
Just avoid that utter gobshite......
And lose some weight so you are slim
and trim that unkempt hairy quim

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose he beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath
I run my fingers through your hair
They're sticky from the gel thats there
I want to show you to my buddies
How I wish you'd kiss my chuddies
I'll let you come into my bed
But please put a bag over your head
I like to fiddle with your tits
Even though they're rife with zits
You could always oxycute 'em
or cover them in badger sputum
My mother says to never squeeze
Yes, that's right, get down on your knees

put my line after tankie's

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose the beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath
I run my fingers through your hair
They're sticky from the gel thats there
I want to show you to my buddies
How I wish you'd kiss my chuddies
I'll let you come into my bed
But please put a bag over your head
I like to fiddle with your tits
Even though they're rife with zits
Why not go and see our website
Just avoid that utter gobshite......

with that, I'll take my leave. Enjoy finishing it off!

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose he beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath
I run my fingers through your hair
They're sticky from the gel thats there
I want to show you to my buddies
How I wish you'd kiss my chuddies
I'll let you come into my bed
But please put a bag over your head
I like to fiddle with your tits
Even though they're rife with zits
You could always oxycute 'em
or cover them in badger sputum

hehehehe

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose he beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath
I run my fingers through your hair
They're sticky from the gel thats there
I want to show you to my buddies
How I wish you'd kiss my chuddies
I'll let you come into my bed
But please put a bag over your head
I like to fiddle with your tits
Even though they're rife with zits

bag over your head - hehehe

Everyone add a line - it's the 40% anthem!

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose he beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath
I run my fingers through your hair
They're sticky from the gel thats there
I want to show you to my buddies
How I wish you'd kiss my chuddies
I'll let you come into my bed
But please put a bag over your head

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bobbins
Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose he beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath
I run my fingers through your hair
They're sticky from the gel thats there
I want to show you to my buddies
How I wish you'd kiss my chuddies

I used to think you pretty
but now I'm not so sure
after seeing you with your make up off
I'd rather pay a whore.

you win, bobbins.

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose the beard and clean your teeth

Oh my gawd - you look like keef!

hehehe

and wash yer wellies

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose he beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath
I run my fingers through your hair
They're sticky from the gel thats there

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose he beard and clean your teeth
and douche out nicely underneath

no

hehehe

that you markie?

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great
Now lose he beard and clean your teeth

hehehe - disgusting.

OK - poem II time - I'll start

Since you've shed a bit of weight
I think you're looking rather great

satch - it's a general poem. it doesn't literally represent my emotions, nor the relationship, my dear.

I love Aedh wishes for the cloths of heaven; it's bootiful

it is beautiful

'As Ra takes his leave..' What's he doing in someone else's bedroom? Pervert.

What you memorised and then made her sit through it?

Embarassing?

Like droplets of rain,
On the leaves of a tree,
All anguish is lifted,
Because you're with me.

huuuuuueeeeeyyyyy

it worked - thats all that matters

USE BOLD AS WELL

USE UPPERCASE THEN, GOONER. THAT'S DEAD HARD.

hehehe shmavlin.

Goons this relationship sounds HORRIBLE!

hehehe

are you looking for a kicking?

unfortyunately i owned up to having written it. she loved it (foolish girl) and wants me to write in down for her.

i may change it though.

i think i'll write a harder one next.

Yak, yak, yak.

BARF!

this is the peace and karma which Oldsen brings to true believers

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

As I open my eyes,
In the sweet morning light,
The vision that greets me,
Sets my soul alight.

My heart, my eyes stop,
Arrested by glee,
Senses flooded with joy,
Because you're with me.

As I attend to the labours,
Of my daily grind,
Beauteous moments,
In my thoughts I do find.

Like droplets of rain,
On the leaves of a tree,
All anguish is lifted,
Because you're with me.

As I sit in the evening,
Biding my time,
The dusk falls around me,
And sunlight declines.

Day is now past,
Like a warm memory,
Time has no meaning,
Because you're with me.

As Ra takes his leave,
And we enter the night,
I'll sleep so gently,
As my world is right.

For I know an Angel,
As pure as can be,
I know her so well,
Because you're with me.

maybe you mentioned this but I must have missed it if you did