"super, smashing, lovely, death, pain, torture, fire, flood, kill, maim, great"

"you get nothing in this game for two in the head"

Oh no! It's Tarby-Ra!

"Hehehehehehehehehehehe"

hmmmm....

[ponders]

Tonight you have a choice of top prizes. Choose from total annhialation, burning hell, dandruff destruction or wiggy whirlwind!

"Dollies do your feasting on flesh"

Wig-Ra: "Now then cowering populace, should I kick you high-ra or low-ra"

Wig-Ra: "What do points make?"

City in Panic: "Total and utter destruction by Nuclear fuelled mutants!"

Wig-Ra: "Nnnnnnnyynnn, lovely!"

Good-Game Good-Game-Ra!

with his slogan "Do Well"

Don't worry!! Wig-Ra is here to save us!!

Look out!!!

It's GazTop-Ra! (or is it Seth-Ra?)

but you could use FLASH!AHAA!-Ra

he'll save everyone of us, stand for everyone of us.

mind you, he's just man, with a man's courage.

(i fancy a bowl of Broth-Ra.)

*off to buy Sandwich-Ra*

Only if Shake-and-Vac-Ra was away on carpet duty in the hall of the God's

but then Froth-Ra would be born

J-cloth-Ra would turn up afterwards and clean the mess up (with Jif-ra)

Dave Lee Roth-Ra, teehee

then Manofthecloth-Ra would come along and forgive Dave Lee Roth-Ra, as long as he wasn't homosexual.

goon-ra!

But Dave Lee Roth-Ra would come along with his spandex pants and a bevvy of Californian beauty's; strut around, buy up some real estate and Goth-Ra would just slope off, light a joss stick and dab patchouli opil tenderly on his wrists.

but we`d die having the consolation that he was meditating on it philosophically as he did so.

you could have Goth-Ra though. he could slope into Nagasaki and do a stupid dance on people to the Sisters of Mercy, and suck teh blood out of people so they all look pale and ill.

and he'd do it because life's just such a downer.

think of teh suspense. sloth-ra approaching Nagoya from teh other side of the island. every five minutes the camera goes back to him and he's moved another 2 feet until, eventually, he curls up for a nap.

Sloth-Ra: "I am Zzzzzzzzzzzz…"

Godzilla: "TWACK!!!"

and he's a poof

unless he was normal sloth size that is, or a bit bigger.

but then he wouldn't be much of a foe for godzilla. not even godzuki.

"Quick! amble away slowly!, Sloth-Ra is coming!"

you couldn't have sloth-ra, could you?

there wouldn't be anything for him to hang on to.

that'd expletive him up.

*twiddles giant moustache*

HAHAHAHAHAHA

*mental image of ghostbusters-pilsbury-doughman style colonel sanders chasing Rodan around tokyo with a deep fat fryer*

Folds Taiwan into a bucket shape and feeds the Chinese for decades!

hehe, he fries it and serves it in a paper bucket?

hehe

Colonel Sanders-Ra

How does Godzilla usually defeat the fearsome Rodan (aka that big chicken)?

Millions of Japanese on their bicycles. peddaling like crazy.

Or Hamster-ra in a giant wheel.

but who had a socket big enough?

Whilst Godzilla was busy picking Osaka out of his teeth, the Hokkaido Raw Fish and Electrical Concern could have knocked up a 1 billion megawatt bulb in no time.

but how long would it have taken to make a giant light bulb for the purpose, especially wth Mothra running amok among Japanese industrial heartlands. Surely it was quicker just to call Godzilla?

Mothra was stupid. All the Japanese had to do was erect a giant light bulb.

I love those Godzilla films; haven`t seen them on over here for ages though.

I just get this feeling that johnny's going to flip one day, don a cape and matching underpants and fight for truth, justice and huge gazongas.

Tell that to the Congolese!

Really, though, I WANT IT FOR REAL. And if I can't get a pre-historic monster, I'll settle for a super-villian, you know, some bald guy with a ring scar around his left eye, taking over the TV signals and demanding $100,000,000,000 in buillion or he will start nuking major cities or something. Just anything to spice things up, I mean, dammit, things are BORING! No wars, no depressions, no nuthin'--big challenge is getting to Blockbuster b4 all the copies of eyes wide shut are rented.

Dammit, I want monsters, I want super-villians, I want space aliens, I want something, ferchristsakes, done took the russkies away from us, I mean, shit, peace sucks

bastards! and CNN has no expletiveign sense of humor anyway

April 1st on Saturday. Unfortunately Bernie and Judy get the weekend off.

All Right! 'Zilla is heading towards Tokyou and the plastic tanks are at the ready.

Just once, I mean, just once, even if it were a joke, I would love to turn on CNN one foggy-eyed morning and see a Breaking News report with Judy and Bernie behind the desk saying a 300 foot radioactive dinosaur was attacking Japan--can't you just see the graphic and hear the lead-in theme?

Godzilla can whup ass on anything, 3-headed space monsters, king kong, 200 ft. tall cock raoches, but a worm squirting goo beats him everytime????
I can't beleive it, suspect them little twins gave special favors to the producers, if you know what I mean...