hehe

doh

*does over counsellor boredy after session, nicks album, antique fire grate, 3 holographic pokemon cards and £17.57 + counsellors car keys and laptop computer .....drives off in boredy's car*

*sets up as counsellor for kleptomaniacs like AK*

*Charges album, antique fire grate, 3 holographic pokemon cards and £17.57 for counselling AK*

*mugs boredy...snatches album, antique fire grate, 3 holographic pokemon cards and £17.57......runs off*

bugger.

[still... I've got the £2.40 I had in my back pocket, and that, strangely, is the price of a pint of Stella. And Stella is what the site was built on. Happy days. Bye all.]

but that suggestion will actually cost you........say an Isaac Hayes album, 'Black Moses' maybe? and then say a tenner, unless the album is gatefold when we can call it quits?

pleasure doing business with you

*picks up album, antique fire grate, 3 holographic pokemon cards and £17.57......walks off*

..and that'll save me money on a purpose built stand!

Cool.

I've never understood the benefit of Financial Advisors before, but now I'm convinced.

I think that's very good utilisation of your space.

As a suggestion being gatefold you could open it up so it stands 'upright' in your empty space

I was keeping a secret earlier - you never know when people are after your assets - but I do have a copy of 'Black Moses' (gatefold sleeve) by Issac Hayes...

I was thinking of putting that in my empty space - what do you reckon?

although being a consultant, it will cost you

well it depends where the space is

did I tell you about my other career as an 'empty space utilisation consultant'?

But the empty space sounds attractive. Can I use it for anything I wish, or will I need planning permission?

But what about the £17.57 I owe to Balti?

I'm not sure, but I think that someone is (in financial terms) 'having a go'.

or if you would prefer to offer the space to 'friends and family' I'd be willing to offer

1.3 rare Holographic Pokemon cards (thanks, Bio).
2.An antique fire-grate.
3.£17.57

in return for being able to have access to the 'space' at any time I wish

easy

therefore beria we have liquidised your 3 listed assets into 'empty space' in fashionable London which I'm pretty confident we can fleece an idiot London estate agent into paying a princely sum for

however for giving you this advice a token gift wouldn't go amiss.....

maybe 3 holographic pokemon cards

which means he can make it a tax write-off.. very clever, boredy...

oh no the space is my gift to you

So do I have to pay you for the space I've gained, or is that my profit?

ands = hands

I'll take the fire grate of your ands for £17.57 transport costs.

Then you've got to look at the opportunity cost of having space in your house freed up so even though you've just lost your fire grate and £17.57, you've actually gained space, which as we know in London is quite an expensive commodity....

How about an antique fire-grate?

*wonders how much beer beria will be able to swap his fire grate for*

hehehe

£17.57

Thanks for your advice.

How much do I owe you?

'cept for the fire grate

actually i think you're expletiveed

Oh - and a website.

OK Balti - you're hired. List is a list of my assets:

1. 3 rare Holographic Pokemon cards (thanks, Bio).
   
2. An antique fire-grate.
   
3. £17.57 (soon to be less because I'm going to bugger off down the pub.
   

How would I turn the above into something worth even more?

I'd sit in the window of my fave bar all day, eatingtuna melts and being eccentric. lovely

you and me both, PWX, you and me both. I think I'd be very good at it.

i've got a few accounts on my platre at the moment beria.

ok, i'm free now.

free money tips and facts from balti:

i'd like to be rich and idle, rather than just idle

balti - I'm after a financial advisor - are you available?

i'll hold it for you

hmmmmmmm, I want to put it into something where I can get the money back easily and quickly, if it stays in the bank it will likely go on the 3.30 at Haydock Park, can't be arsed with shares at the moment.

better off taking out a spread bet on the Euro rate if you really fancy your chances.

that way you can do something else with the £5k.

put a stop loss on it, and you should be OK.

waste of time for £5k.

imho.

hmm seems some of my sources are now confused. it could be maybe.

i think you should ask someone like markie or bobbins

no wait.. i just checked. the answer is "no"

yes

Since the Euro is dead weak against the pound would it be worth buying £5000 worth of euros to keep for a rainy day?