*suspects 19:21 is Craigey*

alright...you'll have to put on this dress first tho

fuck me

hehehe azul

*drunkard at the back*

Whoah, tough crowd!

this thread is a complete load of arse

sometimes aesthetics aren't everything Bobbs, as long as it's squeezable and attached to someone nice.

Yes, the people who bought Proclaimers records.

I hope so bobs

does anyone like bums that look like 5 stone of lard squeezed into two haggis skins?

i want a bum to squeeze now. :o(

Hehehe

Giggly now.

peering through a letterbox?

Jim, yours looks like a pair of eyes looking at the word 'boobies'. Well done!

nappy rash

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boobies

(.) + Craigey => (0)

Punctuation porn.

if you know what i mean

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mine was a profile.

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Better.

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*shakes bum*

the two 0s on that post of yours jim look like two great bum cheeks.

...*and scratches bum*...

Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim... *shakes head*

(and 100)

hehehe. YES, I'm going to Barbados in two weeks' time for two and a half blissful weeks of sun, sand and bonking.

:o)

have to improve your aim then

boom tish!

Bums are so strokable. I think we can all admit to a little stroke of our own occasionally. I miss m'r'ettes arse.

Appoint the one with the nicest bum, simple. Make them line up facing the wall i f necessary.

Crikey some people! I've just spent the day interviewing and it was really tricky to decide who to appoint, and I pop in here and find you've been talking about bums all day!

Hmmph!

mmmmmm sheep bum...

'bum'got me this:

btw HAHA TREE!!!

I like the poem tho

that sheeps bum looks like a muppetts face, fozzy bear? theone with the flappy ears, the 'stage manager' one on the muppett show.

hell's bells, that is just *too* hairy.

www.princessatlarge.com/thebum.htm

that'll set the welsh contigent off foaming

a google search for male bum turned this up:

went out last w/e and nearly died halfway up teh 2nd hill whoj

each cheek?I've only got one,with a brown gash splitting it.

Cyclists get those lips (well, Orm does, anyway).

hehe Morgam, i reread it after i sent it… still got it…

"Score? In sub hoping we lose criblet quickly so they put dontcall on"

Haha1 bloody predictive texting!

Little concave dips on each cheek?

hhhhhnnnggghhhhhhh!

chizzle my bizzle? whizzle lizzle!

(you outdid yourself with that message last night though.)

nicely styled out jim

Hugh the man who gages the hairynes of my face, Hence: to hugh its not hairy

part-time cyclist, all the feckers are out now, pedalling away on their nice shiny bikes and dayglo shirts like they are so good

where were you in the snow and ice huh?? huh??

*shakes fist*

Little concave dips on each cheek? sounds just like mine lips. ;O)

Mine is furry, tbf.
but rock hard and perfectly formed.
"pert" is nowhere near.

who is hugh, and what has he to do with your face, jim?

Personally I prefer torsos to bums. You get to see them more often.

my bum is quite pert if I say so myself

some men's bums are quite smooth and soft yet firm and slightly chiselled at the sides...

*sigh*

some times I feel sorry for my bum. sitting on it all day. so I get up, walk about a bit and give it a stroke.

bike out next week i reckon

get yerself doon the gym and less pies, noj lad.

my bums not hairy, neither is my face tohugh, or my chest, apart from a few stragglers.

mine has grown beyond good sense over teh past few months

bigger than that tennis players now it is

but mens bums are hairy and solid - womens bums are smooth, curvy and soft

theres a mirror opposite my shower, and sometimes when I see my bum I could just marry myself.

i think detachable men's bums would be ideal for a long distance relationship.

Bums Reunited - now that's a corking website idea

What I meant was: is she going out there to see him?

hehehe

no, he's posting it to her

Are you going to see him tankie?

BUMS. tankiesbloke has a fantastic bum. and in two weeks i'll be reunited with it. :o)

of course Craigey should really be claiming that he was quoting Satch, rather than the rather lame excuse that tree was working in his office.

I mean, tree working!!! ;-)

HAHAHAHAHA nice one treebert.

i swear she wants to az. i'm thinking of fitting a combination lock.

Anyway, I am off to work my "yo ass" down the gym...

*knome*

hehehehehe BAD TREE

up shit crack, Sian....

has he bothered to wash?

I've put mine behind me.

So tree is Craigey today?

Bums are great. Where would we be without them?

Does she love it physically, goons? *wink wink*

how foolish of me to invite a slacker like mathew into the office so he can earn a bit of cash.

MUST remember to sign out in future.

Still - thats gratitude for you eh?

when i'm upside-down.

...from the feet down she meant, gooner...

jo loves my arse. i'm rather good looking from the waist down.

i've got a lovely arse

Castle? It goes further than that, Z. A man's bum is his own private kingdom!

aye, and nobody's gonna breach mine.

have a feel in the shower, Getty lad.
Its the way forward.
A mans bum is his castle.

thanks LHTP

*feels quite good aboutself and admires reflection of bum in window*

LHTP is clearly a legend.

nah Getty, she probably wouldn't mention it if it wasn't nice.

gettina says I've got a nice bum but I think she's just trying to be nice to me.

this thread rocks.

men's bums are the best thing in the world, equal only to boobs, i think.

so? I can't hog this good thing all for myself. Let's share the brotherly love

Sshh Snapper, they'll all want a go.

I like it when you only tense one at a time jim

for office read cell(padded)

I'm on my own in a locked office - I can do wjhat I like with my bum and no-one would know!

I'm feeling mine now

i can tense the left cheek quite easily, for some reason, tensing the right one is more difficult. Both at the same time isn't a problem though.

I feel my own bum in the shower

I like looking up bum in the dictionary.

I like looking up my bum in the mirror.

i like looking at my bum in the mirror

You have a woman's legs, my lord! I'll wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your very eyes.

I'll have you know mine were all totally original. (Apart from the weebl reference, obviously)

are you all Satch?

A-ha! You have a woman's purse! I'll wager that purse has never been used as a rowing-boat. I'll wager it's never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.

I'll wager that sweet round pair of peaches has never been forced 'twixt two splintered planks, to plug a leak and save a ship!

rum,sodomy and the lash saw many a man around the seven seas

There be no law against sodomy 'pon the seas.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I'll wager that bottom's never been offered as first prize in a game of rum, bum and mouth organ while becalmed in the sargasso sea.

hehehehe

Says getty with a medicine ball in a pair of ribbed tights.

I'll bet that bottom's ne'er been used to block a stoved in bulkhead whilst the roaring forties crash high over the prow and the bosun's lashed to the mast for stealing the Capt's. wife's underwear...

Navy Cake az?

I'll wager that bottom's never been plugged by two dozen randy sailors driven mad by the Cape Horn.

Apparently I don't have one, but what am I sitting on then, eh? EH?

no it's not soup - you have a woman's bottom.

i can't help touching mine, it's just so lush

Mine's a bit of a peach too - glad I'm away.

great thread.

Glad I don't work with Craigy,he wouldn't be able to leave mine alone,it's gorgeous!

Men's bums straighten out in the wrong places. No weight or depth. Women's bums do just about everything at the same time.

I prefer women's...

compare and contrast

always kind denied it to myself. but can't stop looking at the other chaps bottoms here at work. oh well. at least i know now!