tangy tankies

Thanks for that image.

Wankoff Widdecombes

Corey Feldmans

pedantic pedantries

merchant ivories

Bent Wookies

Ginger Strikers

Angry Zit Crunchies

Just Stalinists

Chelsea smiles

Bonjella jellies

Shankroids

Spirochaetal Tracts

custard cums

thy're fags, orm!

Cut and Paste Kings

broken promises

Concrete accretions

Theoretical scribblings

Scout Corpse Jamborees

You make them sound soooo delish, AK!

Gold Puke Bars

point two twos

Polychlorinated biphenyls

Love Buckets

Utility Wagons

lemon queers

Fudge Flaps

tee hee,

Perspex Garden Swings (adult waist height)

glass top coffee table mysteries

Morning Glory's

Hipocampal Slices

Heavenly Turds

mispelle mishapes

iniedible doormice

Edible Doormice

Nipple Clampers

john the baptist snaps

Seschatchewans

bovine spongiform fingers

Belt Fed Sanders

courtesy of Soooz - Pringles little homedone highlights

Crispy RAM chips

PC Mishapes

before Eights

Yellow Scabs

cream crackereds

er, a little from column A and a little from column B, Pwincess.

Off to shops

Bye all!

Disappearing Latests

is that a cream or a crunch, biopooper?

I've just shat and made the most evil smell ever!

buggered royaly

Peter Sutcliffes home grooming kit

testes in denim

hot and bothereds

Yoghurt-coated parasites

chocolate smears

Eight Aces

flicked beans

A General Feeling of Well-being

300!!!!!!

Majestic Coughs

Simon Rodgers

*pines for a packet of iced rings*

Pathetically Grateful Rings

Asthmatic Japes

Cheesy Crustaceans

hooray! someones glad to see me!

No, I've just chuffed!

huuary! it's fnord!

Custard Arses

Autoerotic Fruit Snaps

Just Chuffed.

Millitant Uprisings

General Harmonies

Mandy's Whims

Jensen Chocolate Buttons

Aha!

Morten Haarkets

Doctors Wedges

Piss Flaps

Penn and Tellers

Lard and Oat flathings with brown

Lard and Wheat flathings

Liquid Gold

Temporary Insolvencies

Altar Boys

north circulars
great bears
orions braces

hahahaaaa

Jumpin Jesuits

Christs Body

parp inhalers

Suddenly Sacreds

Paul Bracewells

*suddenly scared*

Uir Geller's Law Suits

Wild Things

nice looking biscuits with a number of twists

I knew that, that's why I posted it.

Biopot wrote:

"Pride of Calais"

Weird. I met my missus when we were both working on that ship.

French Ticklers

fairy muffs

Uncertain Biguities

evil little c.unts

well, any port in a storm P *S*

Certain Umbiguities

Daveed Ginolas - great outta packaging but disappointment regarding the filling.

Available in grey or L'oreal

you like flabby, lank haired men, sooooz?

Marshall Mathers

Bernie Taupins

Daveed Ginolas - great outta packaging but disappointment regarding the filling.

Warp Drives

Daniel Sons

Chocolate Metatarsals

Short Strokes

dirty f*cking little bastards

They go down easy tho

If you can find any near the box that is.

Tottenham Hotspurs - okay if promptly eaten at home but take them on the road anywhere and they go a bit soggy.

Greenwich Peninsulars

Isthmus of Panama (for those special private moments)

Millennium Domes - fantastic packaging and ad campaign, but not much inside and they don't satisfy like a biccy should.

Giant Shaven Clams

Kevin Balls

The 1776 Declaration of Independance Celebrity XI Assortment.

Lawrenson Creams

Cookie Colemans

Chegwin's pygmie winkies

Fourth officials

or FA reps!

Bert Millichip Cookies

Frosted Croziers

orm; stop naming refs!

That's a Ginger Tossa innit?

Astle Winkles

Uriah Rennies

Paul Durkins

Jeff Winters

Two and one-half pounds of Iced Gemma Cravens please!

Jermaine MacSporrans

Ginger Rogers

Paulo Wanchopes

Incidental Charges

Scurrilous Rumours

Flap Crops

Resounding Victories

Questions and Answers

Fantastic Wallops

farmyard badgers

?

oops handbag..*S*

woooo hoooo *holds up imaginary hadbag* *S*

(to tree)

Sod off

(to Soooooz)

thats more of a cake than a biscuit

*chuckle*

Palarse Puffs

'a vending machine tricked me into marrying it'

Aunt Fanny's Craddocks

Charlton Crumbles

*snigger*

Charlton Crumbles

Intercontinental Balsamic Sessiles

"got my banger caught in a mans bums"

Raspberry Ramjet

Wankel Wafers

coconut ringpieces

Danny Invincenibbles

Conan Powells

Junior McDougals

Frosted Chameleons

Caramel Cods

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

'zena badawies'

Shrew - you're just being rood!

Rude Shrews

Jo Duries

Arse Cherries

cakewalker creams

'wombles in pain'

no way am I dunking that in my tea

Michael Barrymores little cock

hehe*2

Whyhaveyoubeena Wafersolong

hehehehe

Mantwatts

Troy Tempests

Marmalade Lunge

Whyhaveyoubeena Wafersolong

chocolate spinabiffida

gliadel wafers

ooh great!

seconds!

you've got crumbs in your tach tree

i just got dunked

morning ara my wonderful friend!

hehe *dunk*

Rich tree - specially for dunking in tea

Morning Tree

i just got felt up!

Peak Freans Living in a Box Deluxe Assortment

*leaves office, knowing i she gets invovled in this, she will end up living in a acardboard box*

Assorted CHADs (mixed box)

bing's cheeky peeks

Mint fondles

I deliberately took no notice of who actually wrote them, this was a fair ballot!

*fondles tree anyway for the hell of it*

well, tree is king pleasure of the biscuit boys

I got two, and I suspect tree got loads.

i got 3 of bings faves!!!! whoooohohohohohohhh

Take a bow one and all, I've been giggling, guffawing, hooting, chuckling and a' chortlin' since I started to read this. Just as well the office is empty.

On a personal note, I'd like to congratulate the creators of the following in particular:

'baked almond knicker sludge fancies'
'Ray Parker junior and Burt Reynolds incident'
"gherkin dodgems"
'marylands limited edition aids patient cookies' withdrawn from shelves after complaints
Old Man's Habit"
"Jemimah Khan's Stillborn Crunch"
Fern Britten Reprieves
"Fatal Discharge"
Minty Minge Melted Moments
Fondant Ruddocks
Oadby Droplets
Mr Sheen's Remnanats
Chunky Oat Pustules
"Willthiseverend Thins"
Old Maid's Rumbles

fanny feelers

hehe, cookies! thats just ridiculous!

actually, I just eat a packet of cookies. 33% extra free too. lot of biccies for just one cup of tea you might ask? not for me mate.

cookies

little pieces of shit

sparg rengins

"Wee Jimmy Krankies"

Cheesy crankhandles

Old Maid's Rumbles

Sour Grapes

rum bush tittie winnits

Bums Rush

"Willthiseverend Thins"

Odo's Buckets

Umlauts and Elipses

Assorted Dipthongs

Wax Cylinders

tree's moustaches

Getty Gobsmackers

Cascarino Flakes

"Ramalamadingdongs"

Look out for that parked car CRUNCH

*wibbles, falls over, drools*

Willows Saucy Crackers

specially for PWX

Mr Sheen's Remnanats

"Cities Of Gold"

"Clouds of Dust"

Chunky Oat Pustules

Pipe and Slippers

Twanky's Chocolate Rush

"Piles of Air"

Double Baked Judds

Willows Cheeky Winks

Tinned Tosswipes

Ms Widdicombe's Misshapes

David |Mellors Dangleberry Surprises

Ned Sherrin Fancies

Oadby Droplets

Parson's Passions

Uncontrolable Urges

Fondant Ruddocks - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rampant Buttocks

"Woodrow's Wobblers"

Fondant Ruddocks

Minty Minge Melted Moments

"Dimmocks"

Boss coming - best crack on delights.

"Dr Whos"

"Rug Munchies"

"Fatal Discharge"

"In 1972, a crack team of US marines…"

"Clemenceau's Pips"

Wolverhampton Wanderers

inclement surprise

Strictly Limited Edition Fatkunts

for the kids:

sugar coated chocolate expletiveers

drop one pearl one nibbles

Cardigan Buttonhole

40 percenters

Courtney Screams

Old mans habits/Lionel Richteas/trees relish

hehehe

Madagascan Murmurs

Bobby Davro's Shit.

Cecil Rhodes' Idle Gossip

DannyBaker Bores

Donna's Square Bashers

Queen Mum's Blush

One hundreds

Jammie Olivers

Donnas Wee Cupcakes

Blue Peter Magpie Biscuits

Oliver Twists

*goes to pee; back in a min*

Jim Bowen Fly Traps

"Current Eclairs"

"Whalebone Corsets"

FBR - hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

"Bernard Bresslaw Iced Fancies"

Fern Britten Reprieves

"Otis Spunkmeyer's Cum Covered Cookarinos"

"Trees Relish"

"Jemimah Khan's Stillborn Crunch"

surly cup cakes

CMSADCs

"Robin Cook Wavecrest Fondant Cremes"

"Cardiff Millennium Stadium After Dinner Crunchies"

hahahah! billy daintie!! hehehehehe

"Pride of Calais"

"Billy Dainties"

Widdecome Crunchies, made with a glass and a half of full cream herion

"Old Man's Habit"

"Cavaliers Feather"

"Peak Freans Trotsky Assorted"

"Dirty Buggers"

"Fingernail Fancies"

"Lionel RichTeas"

or (for that last one)
"George Bushes"

"Uncle Sam's old fashioned crackpots"

tree - 14:37 - i think i saw that episode of start trek

bilbo baggins bourbons
promoted by leonard nimoy

"salted rascals"

"Pig's Nipples"

i want jasons bad kirk naughty kirk story!

"farkin nutters"

this is a funny funny thread. Ginger Snatch Treats

"Funky Cold Medina's"

hehehe craigey

"low speed car chases"

'little zapatas' find one with a moustache and win a years supply

'marylands limited edition aids patient cookies' withdrawn from shelves after complaints

"Hitler 'Taches"

i like the sound of purple helmets and nut crunchers

"gherkin dodgems"

"Nut Crunchers"

"Purple Helmets"

"Napalm Surprises"

'the fuzz' these come with mini policemans helmets on them

'tampon crunchies' - used and dried in the mediterranean sun

'pork me Ricahrd Madeley!'

"Vaginal Croutons" - more of a savoury snack

'Ray Parker junior and Burt Reynolds incident'

'Gravy Scrapings'

"pink oboes"

hahahahaha

'Agent Oranges'

'baked almond knicker sludge fancies'

'beria munchenbiscuits'

lol - cannonballrun

'Posh Thins'

'andy grays'

"Hippetyhopyoudon'tstops"

'Cannonball Run'
'Cannonball Run II'
'Cannonball Run III'

'This is not my office'

'duncan tells a joke in poor taste'

'shit-stabbers'

"Marshmallow Pillows"

'shitheads in the queue at the post office'

heh heh Alv

haha biopot

"Athlete's Feet"

'f*cking wafer bastards'

'Theme from the Good, the Bad and the Ugly'

'higgins from magnum'

'Bath-chair Surprise'

...pronounced leece...

BioPOTties

Lice.

'polish your nans ornaments''

'Woodsy's Winkles'

'fnords crackers'

'this thread has got legs'

jason 14:37

please elaborate!

chocolate mingers

'Jason Xcreme'

bobbins bufties

'Clovis Dainties'

>> bad kirk! naughty kirk! <<

*long buried memories stirred by this phrase*

'Salted Clovis'

nice one bio

hehehe, biohead

'Uncles Finger'

'Devils Own'

'fast cars'

'Prostate Creams'

hehe! That's made my afternoon, Tree!

'rugby balls'

'bob carolgees little mates'

'orphan murder'

*send fnord free tampax sample*

I'd pay good money for a pack of fannyjammers

'little thieves'

'naughty boys'

'bastards'

'jammy cocks'

'Mark Richards'

'amityvilles'

'fannyjammers'

'sausages' (these need explicit instructions on the wrapper)

'bad kirk! naughty kirk!'