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Hello. We're 40% Football. And here's the best of the site, and its All Talk predecessor. Some editing has taken place for cosmetic reasons. The date is when the thread started.

17/12/97 greg's opinion is like his arsehole, he's got one and he's fascinated by it. Discuss

29/1/98 Our top ten reasons for hating Arsenal.

5/2/98 My subjectleicester

13/2/98 tree's own WOLVES topic

19/5/98 Zoe Bloody Ball

20/8/98 Fish/Film Titles

27/8/98 All Talk - the novel

7/10/98 Midfield battle

29/4/99 So, who do you give the blanket to? (Army recruitment advert)

14/6/99 Two big balloons floating over London

28/6/99 is it dirty for gooner to try it on with a 17-year-old, even if she's really nice?

6/7/99 old man bobbins health journal

7/7/99 strange secrets about yourself that you just made up

15/7/99 Petanque

29/7/99 What was the name of the Egyptian Sun God?

29/7/99 right you bastards, here it is. do your worst! (gooner's poem)

4/8/99 let's have a fight

23/8/99 gooner - how was the poem received?

22/9/99 40% school disco

1/10/99 box off (bobbins up all night)

22/10/99 MONDAY BEERS IT IS THEN - AT THE MITRE - sign here

29/11/99 Single Bar

19/12/99 Gutted (goonerette)

1/3/00 STOP PRESS...STOP PRESS...STOP PRESS... (Reading's biscuit museum)

31/3/00 Godzilla v. Mothra

22/6/00 thread to cry over your first thrush

13/7/00 Money people - e.g. bobbins or markie

18/8/00 Queen Mother dies - finally (she hadn't, but Satch and bat found each other)

4/1/01 More invented names for biscuits

8/1/01 Giant Shaven Clam - the Pure version (genitals discussion)

1/4/01 Killer Meerkats: They're all a bunch of cnuts!

7/12/01 what's the filthiest thing you've ever done sexually?

7/12/01 the only chap I'd canoodle with willingly is Cliff Thorburn, don't know why (yes, buckland)

11/12/01 Dial (he's been shagging around, apparently. Everyone else can only dream.

12/12/01 CHRISTIAN CHAT!

16/5/02 Oh dear lord just spotted this on the side of the Kenco coffee jar

11/7/02 terrible stuff you did as a kid

12/8/02 A very funny story about hotel soap...

5/9/02 short poems about football players thread

9/10/02 Hubba Huuba (pins admires men)

25/10/02 fighty thread

30/10/02 Can someone write me a very funny (poems about dwarves)

21/11/02 Tax on the stupid? (the lottery)

3/12/02 Just for a laugh and a bit of light relief... (black_b's adventures with prison women)

22/1/03 I was the victim of a drive by egging on Saturday - its not funny

23/2/03 Bleues contre Rouges (Birmingham v Liverpool. In French.)

27/2/03 I like men's bums

17/3/03 My friend visited this weekend and brought me... (Henderson's. That's HENDERSON'S)

21/5/03 40% poll #14415: "Who would win in a fight between...?" (cross-channel badgers)

25/7/03 Those unlikely professional lookalikes in 'full'

3/10/03 Mardy, Tony J, Zorba, - check this out for stupidity

12/11/03 i've not been to a hairdressers in 12 years

25/2/04 Strings of Association

24/3/04 Filth thread - strangest/most perverted thing that has ever aroused you - even involuntarily!

1/4/04 If voles could talk.....

17/6/04 I can't believe I'm starting this thread, but... (Big Brother fight)