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Homer Simpson |
"Mmmmm...Donuts" | |
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"Mmmmm...Spaghetti" | |
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"Boogieman!*" | |
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"I know you can read mythoughts.." | |
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"Aye Aye, Captain!" | |
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"Duff Gardens, Hurrah!" | ||
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"I am evil Homer I am evil Homer" | ||
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"I'm smarter than the devil!" | ||
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"Homer describing a woman" | ||
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"You're living in a world of make-believe" | ||
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"My pudding is trapped forever!" | ||
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"You want the truth..." | ||
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"Well, if it isn't the leader of...." | ||
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"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns..." | ||
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"Oo look at me I'm making people happy..." | ||
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"I can't be out of beer...." | ||
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"...Can't you see the bind I'm in..." | ||
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"...I like stories Funny Clip" | ||
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"I'll bust that pretty face of yours!" | ||
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"We obey the laws of thermodynamics!" | ||
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"Kiss my hairy yellow butt!" | ||
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"Yes!!!" | ||
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"I am so smart S M R T" | ||
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"Donuts, is there anything they can't do?" | ||
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"All right brain I don't like you..." | ||
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"Hmmm" | ||
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"Kiss my curvy butt good bye" | ||
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"Oh My God!!" | ||
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"Shut up boy" | ||
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"Homer sing "I am the Champion" along with a funny uh-oh" | ||
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"I am invincible invincible Ahhh!" | ||
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"You're trapped if you were smarter.lousy brain" | ||
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"Marge do you have other men in this house..." | ||
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"Did they teach you how to build crappy furniture..." | ||
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"Marge don't discourage the boy..Funny Clip" | ||
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"Alright I'm thinking of a number..." | ||
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"I don't care this not Happy Days..." | ||
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"...I'm going to clown college..." | ||
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"Apple, apple, C'mon candy bar..." | ||
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"Burns to Homer,"Don't worry we have plenty of apples"" | ||
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"Boy those Germans have a word for everything" | ||
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"...Ahh, the mysteries of life" | ||
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"Ahh it's that Rapture!..." | ||
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"...Quiet you fool they could be ours" | ||
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"Alcohol is a way of life..." | ||
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"Alcohol is the cause of and solution..." | ||
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"...Uh I'm not going to lie to you Marge bye" | ||
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"Uh it's been St. Patricks Day for hours..." | ||
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"Oh that submarine looks so fake..." | ||
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"That's Officer Homer" | ||
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"See boy the real money is in bootlegging..." | ||
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"They're singing again lousy neighbors..." | ||
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"...We'll be brother and sister...Funny Clip" | ||
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"Mmmmm...Something" | |
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"Mmmmm...Beer" | |
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"Mr. Plow...thats my name..." | |
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"Don't like it...go to Russia!" | |
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"Hey there, blimpy boy..." | |
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"WooHoo!" | |
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"My balony has a first name..." | |
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"Hello, operator, give me the number..." | |
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"Hehe, there it is Homer..." | |
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"Oh Lisa...you and your stories..." | |
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Mmm...64 slices of American cheese..." | |
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Mmm...choclate" | |
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"Mmm...invisible cola" | |
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"Mmm...crumble" | |
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"Mmm...donuts" | |
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"Mmm...fish sticks" | |
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"Mmm...floor polish" | |
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"Mmm...forbidden donut" | |
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"Mmm...free goo" | |
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"Mmm...grapefruit" | |
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"Mmm...hog fat" | |
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"Mmm...sacrilicious" | |
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"Mmm...incapacitating" | |
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"Nacho Nacho man...." | |
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"Dad...we did something very bad..." | |
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Homer screaming | |
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"Ah ah ah ah table 5..table 5..." | |
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"Funny Clip about Homer watching a police show!" |
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Bart Simpson & Milhouse |
"Ayacarumba!" | |
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"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell..." | |
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"Eat my shorts" | |
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"Bart proposing a race around the world" | |
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"Bart, Unhand me Yankee" | |
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"Oh my God the dead has risen..." | |
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"Bart's prank where he switches the church hymns with The Garden of Eden" | |
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"There's no such thing as a soul..." | |
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"School play where Milhouse is Lincoln and Bart is Wilkes Booth" |
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Ned Flanders |
"Absolutely positively!" | |
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"Hidely ho!" | |
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"Okily dokily!" | |
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"This is always so much easier in Mexico" |
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Marge Simpson |
"Oh for crying out loud" | |
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"I don't think you've thought this through" | |
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"Oh for Pete's sake" | |
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"Oh for the love of crimeny" | |
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"Homer!" | |
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"Well Duh!" | |
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"Marge's dream about Lost in Space" | |
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"Kids can be so cruel..." | |
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"He tripped my boy! I demand vengence!" | |
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"Lisa this sounds awfully controversial..." |
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Krusty |
"The Krusty laugh" | |
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"I could've pulled a better cartoon out of my ahhh..." | |
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"I heartliy support this event or product" | |
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"Now for my favorite part of the show..." | |
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"...What was I on? Funny Clip" | |
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"Robert Frost on the Krusty the Clown show" |
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Lisa Simpson |
"No matter what this test says bart..." | |
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"You sir are a baboon...!" | |
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"Lisa and Bart yelling" | |
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"Lisa and Homer, competive that's why you're here" |
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Mr. Burns |
"Excellent" |
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Sideshow Bob |
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth." | |
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"The fist 2 noble truths of the Buddha" |
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Moe & Barney |
"If you guys are getting loaded..." | |
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"Barney don't steal any beer..." | |
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"Barney giving Moe a valentine" | |
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"Well oh la di dah Mr. French man" | |
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"Do I have a B.O. problem here?" | |
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"Another one of Moe's threats" | |
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"Oh for the love of God..." | |
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"Why can't I find Amanda Huginkiss" | |
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"You have a straight flush Homer" | |
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"Hey you guys lied to me and said it was in Vegas" | |
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"Where are the designated drivers?..." | |
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"Barney's burp" | |
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"Deep fryer's here...Funny clip" | |
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"Trying to find a name for Moe's restaurant" | |
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"Flanders orders the fries" | |
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"Burns calling for Smithers" | |
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"I'm gonna make you an omelet" | |
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"Thesooner I get her out the sooner we can have omelets" |
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Lenny & Karl |
"but Moe the Dank the Dank" |
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Willie & Skinner |
"You havn't seen the last of Willie..." | |
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"I'll kill that Mr. Burns and wound that Mr. Smithers | |
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"I've watered her down as far as she'll go..." | |
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"You made an ex-green beret mad" |
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Grandpa Simpson |
"I'm an old man I hate everything but Matlock..." | |
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"I'm old gimme gimme gimme " | |
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"Shut up" | |
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"I didn't earn it I don't need it, but if they miss one payment I'll raise hell" | |
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"Another one of Grandpa's complaint letters" | |
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"I didn't like it one bit, it was disgusting.." | |
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"Oh no! We're all doomed!" | |
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"Nuts to You!" | |
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"Well, Well, Well before I was too old and nobody wanted..." | |
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"That's cause you're a screw up" | |
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"Matloock!!" |
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Ralph & Chief Wiggum |
"Will you make my dinner for me...." | |
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"My doctor says that I will get less..." | |
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"No you have the wrong number..this is 912" | |
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"...Oh no! Have they set a date?" | |
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"Can you open my milk mommy?..." |
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Apu |
"I'll see you in hell!" | |
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"Everybody, Everybody get naked, come on..." | |
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Patty & Selma |
"Somedays we don't let the line move at all..." | |
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Otto |
"Alcohol increases your ability to drive" | |
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Dr. Nick Riviera |
"Hi everybody...hi doctor Nick!" |
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Bad Cops Theme Song | |
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The Flaming Moe Theme Song (good tune) | |
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The Itchy and Scratchy Theme Song (.wav) | |
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The Simpsons Theme (.mid) | |
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Mr. Plow theme song | |
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The Stone Cutters Theme Song | |
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When I was 17 Song |
* Thanks to Brandon Fujimoto for the sound.
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