Full name:
Russell Lee
Nickname:
"Schwatta" or just "Russ"
D.O.B.
21/11/80
Occupation:
Student/Sales Assistant
Height and Weight:
180cms, 74kgs
Car:
VL Berlina
Recruited from:
Northern Knights U/18s
Favourite Position:
Centre/Wing
Favourite food and drink?
Pasta / Milkshakes or Gatorade
Favourite TV show:
Dawson's Creek
Favourite Movie
Gladiator
Favourite Song
"The Launch" by DJ Jean
Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Felicity from Neighbours, Jennifer Anniston, Denise Richards, Liz Hurley, Nathan Buckley and Mark Raso
You're a bit of a groover Russ - what sort of music gets you down and funky?
dance music and R & B....anything I can cage dance to at Heat.
What other sports do you play or have you played?
Basketball. Though I was eliminated in the first round of the bball shootout on the preseason camp by Dreamer. That must make me pretty ordinary.
Most Embarrassing Moment:
Missing a goal from 10 metres out live on national TV on Channel 9 during the Ted Whitten Legends Game.
Funniest moment in football:
Full ground training drills pretending to use a football instead of actually using one.
You're one of the quickest players at the club - what do you attribute that to?
Girls chasing me all the time.
In Perth you had a little incident with a shopping trolley right? Please explain...
Basically I rolled a shopping trolley into moving vehicle and ran for my life.
Which player most looks like an animal in our side?
Mitch - he looks like a chimp.
Complete the following: "If I was "Wilbur" I would..."
Give myself a payrise (the response we didn't print was a lot funnier!)
Pregame Superstitions?
I don't warm up too much, I like to keep physically relaxed.
Your opinion on sex before the game?
Can't remember, broke up with my girlfriend two months ago, but it sounds good though.
You're a bit of a nightclub boy?
Yeah, I really like going to Heat and making the girls happy by cage dancing with my top off.
Which of the player's girlfriends do you find most attractive?
Frosty's!
If you had Macca's ass, what would you do - shave it, wax it or leave it?
I'd brush it
Ugliest player?
I'd have to say Matty Cusack. Sorry Turtle!
Which of the support staff and trainers do you find most attractive?
Andrew Jago, he looks like a big cuddly bear!
You're no relation to Bruce?
No, but I have certain similarities to his son, I get lots of chicks!
OK, we see a trend coming through here in your answers - so just how would you describe your ideal girl?
Blondish-brownish hair, Denise Richards sized breats, and the rest of Jennifer Love Hewitt along with her voice. (Gee thanks for the graphical description Russ, the lack of any mention of personality is noted! heheheh)
Comments on your season so far? What do you attribue your good form to?
I'm happy with my consistency, I think the main reason for it has been having a full preseason without illness or injury.
Thanks for your time Russ
No problems, did you make sure Brooke was on our table for the ball??