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This is my first update in ages (06.02.00)

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those two elephants have been shot in the head, at my command. Don't worry though, as those two grey freaks still live on... in my new ivory shoes! ... Right I'm going to read my book because I'm... fun (20.02.00)

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So basically, there's a Milky Way Spread Thief (21.02.00)

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Michael will be the sellotape between each heart piece (20.05.00)

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1-12-23-1-25-19 2-5-12-8-5-22-5 (28.05.00)

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Hype, controversy and speculation. They all have their roots, they aren't completely concocted in a person's mind. They stem from something. Something deep, something warm and something special. ... I believe every word I am writing here! ... the nicest, sweetiest, honeyest, syrupiest girl in the world, and she doesn't deserve to be treated badly (16.06.03)

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Some of them are old, but then again, so are your grandparents. So get over it (24.06.00)

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how about we listen to that 'Thong Song' by Sisquouoiuoioo? (16.07.03)

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One word: bored... for the first time in history, yes I'm gonna watch
Dawson's Creek! ... One half of me wants a job, the other half reallys hates the first half ... What I hate most about life right now: No matter how much somebody promises you, and tells you they won't, the probability of being let down is ALWAYS 50% ... Always believ... in fact, don't ALWAYS believe. Believe only in yourself! (29.07.00)

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All I can say is this: I will not, repeat will
not ever fit into some typical male stereotype. Cans will not be crushed against my head, nor will girls be asked to suck my genitalia as soon as I meet them. My hands will always smell
summer fresh dammit, as boys should ALWAYS wash their hands after going to the bathroom, it just makes sense! I will tell jokes, will be a good listener and will be myself. So no matter
what people say, what people do, through whatever snide comments and gestures, I will always have three words for those who call me anything I'm not: GO FUCK YOURSELF (03.08.00)

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Someone once described my site as 'an essential multimedia resource for the impending millenium'. That person was me (12.08.00)

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long periods of sleep I like to call
"sleeping" (19.08.00)

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Word I must stop saying: Jerk ... Thing I must stop doing: drinking (27.08.00)

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I have updated the webpage that the French call 'Website de CLASS' ...
I had a girlfriend for a few days! (17.10.00)

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Oh no it's Halloween... ghosts! Aaarrggh! Not really (31.10.00) ... Watch your back G, you never know where dem gansters be lurking!
Just kidding ... I got over my initial dislike for politics which I'd had ever since my offer to become Prime Minister of Chile was rejected in '88 (09.11.00)

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Word of the day is 'coin' (20.11.00)
 

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kids would be a lot happier if you weren't so bloody stupid ... Fucking losers, the lot of 'em. Worthless scum ... Another thing I don't like is Emineminem, that white rapper ... What else? Oh yeah, internet people. I've had enough of them. I erased my fecking ICQ list the other day because pretty much everybody on it is a loser. Half of them are virgins and the other half are just gay, so fuck them all to hell! Especially the skateboardists who listen to grunge, why are you shouting so loud for attention? If you wanna be different why did you join a fecking group in the first place?!?! Make your own group, be unique! There's nothing good about dyed hair and a 'Korn' t-shirt. Same applies with high-angled caps,
mobile phones and Pikachu. You're not taking over, I promise you that now... people have had enough and it's time for somebody to do something about it ... People frustrate me more than they used to (03.12.00)

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In life, you have to be tough. You have to build your own thick shell to keep out those who will hunt you down and kill you the moment you
stick your head out. Some of us can do it, some of us can't, some of us don't even try and prefer to be washed away by 'whatever' ...
remember: you can't spell analysis without 'ANAL' ... I ended up in a position I shouldn't have put myself in, and I accept wholly that the situation was completely of my own making ... the man who put out the best couple of Wildfires ever ... I feel like Salmon Rushdie (sp?) ... people hide behind screens and shout loudly ... Always Betray (09.12.00)
 

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