OOOHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Goddamn, crack is great!! Well, here I am everyones favorite
big-ass pitcher of Kool-aid..ME!!! I have had the opportunity to interview many people from
all walks of life, about Kevin, and his page. Here are just a few of the many responses..
"As a Nuclear Power Plant Technician, I know a great homepage when I see it, and this is a great homepage!
I visit everyday!! If you don't believe me, look at my large breasts!!!"
"Bob Dole likes this page. Bob Dole likes this page. Do you like Bob Dole? Vote for Bob Dole!
I am Bob Dole. My wife is a Dole. Bob Dole is going to go home now. Bob Dole doesn't like this page."
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...(dramatic pause)..Janet Reno."
"Make 'em Say UNNNHHHH!!!..I'm bout it, bout it!!! Hey, Kool-aid man, got any more crack?? Damn,
I'm a thug, bitch! I'll shoot you if you don't like Kevin's page!"
"I am no longer a catholic. I renounce the papacy to be Kevin's bodyguard. And with any luck,
score a few bitches on the side. you know any bitches?? E-mail me at...thepope@Rome.in.da.house.com"
"Woof Woof"
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