Barenaked ladies, "I'll be that Girl" This is the greatest song on "Stunt", the new BNL album... Hope you all enjoy these chords... Abm B F# E Abm B If I were you, And I wish that I were you F# E All the things I'd do, To make myself turn blue Abm B I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes F# E Tie my pantyhose around my neck B E F# B E F# I'll be that girl and you would be right over B E F# B E If I were a field, you would be in clover F# B E F# B E If I were the sun, you would be in shadow F# B E F# Abm And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow B F# If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else E Abm Perhaps as you, I’ll be worth noticing B F# Then even a eunuch won't resist, The magic of a kiss E From such is me B E F# B E F# I'll be that girl and you would be right over B E F# B E If I were a field, you would be in clover F# B E F# B E If I were the sun, you would be in shadow F# B E F# B And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow E F# B It's time to kick off your shoes, Learn how to choose sadness E F# B It's time to throw off those chains, Addle our brains with madness E F# Cause we've got plenty of time, To grow old and die E F# Abm But when at last your beauty’s faded, You'll be glad that I have waited for you Abm B F# E Abm B When you're done, With being beautiful and young F# E When that course is run, Then come to me B E F# B E F# I'll be that girl and you would be right over B E F# B E If I were a field, you would be in clover F# B E F# B E If I were the sun, you would be in shadow F# B E F# B And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow E F# B There'd be no tomorrow There'd be no tomorrow There'd be no tomorrow There'd be no tomorrow There'd be no tomorrow Transcribed by Mike Masinick (mmasinic@eng.miami.edu) If you find this useful and want to send me a BNL concert tape, please do...