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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the hard and brutal, but, at the same time, soft and cuddly world of Three Rivers. I, Chris Tucker, will be your guide in a journey through the multitude aspects of Rivers both home and aboard. You will marvel at Rus Kielty's anal antics, be surprised by Pete Mc's frankly bigger than average appendage (and I'm not talking about his forehead here, ladies), and wonder in awe as Dermot gets sent off again. So come on inside, as we welcome you to the.... |
