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We are all-American motherfuckers, born in the suburbs of our nation's murder and execution capitol, Houston, Texas. Slowly we spread out onto other ventures, carrying with us the damaging ideals which chiefly include the consumption of beer and glorification of croquet. So fuck you.

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The Doctrine of DCB

I.Puerto Rico nor France are recognized as sovereign states. II. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. III. We believe in excellence therefore, we maintain a 4.0 Blood Alcohol Level. IV. Gravity is the work of the Devil. V. God is recognized as a flimsy hypothesis. VI. The laws of Physics are the biggest hoax of the 20th century. VII. Croquet is better than golf. VIII. Semen makes a great conditioner. IX. Randall Onstead will not be forgotten. X. The numbers 12, 24, and 40 are devine digits. XI. Jupiter is our REAL creator. XII. FUCK YOU, Yvonne. XIII. Only water with the chemical equation: C2H7OOOH (H2O + C2H5OH) is aceptable. XIV. CAB=PAR T XV. The ultimate goal is to convert the Seven Seas into a large basin of a dark lager. XVI. The inventor of the beer bong is assumed to be MY DICK! XVII. The creator of non-alcholic beer is assumed to be a Jew

"I wake up in the morning and I ask myself, is life worth livin' or should I blast myself?" -2Pac