NIFA WEEKLY!

Here is the top 5 and bottom 5,

THE GREEK GODS
Detroit- Projected matchup for SB #3
Pittsburgh- You need a crow-bar to separate the two teams

ROMAN EMPERORS
Miami- Owner as a Commish is a plus. In same conference as Steelers is
not.
Oakland- Defending champs are in the hunt again.
Atlanta- Dirty birds can give teams the bird. But Lions will have last
laugh.
New Orleans- Saints go marching out of the playoffs on dirty-bird wings.

THE ARISTOCRACY
San Diego- this the team destined for a dynasty.
Jacksonville- Jags will make playoffs, and that is about it.
Tampa Bay- Weak defense will choke the Bucs come December
New England- Pats will fight the stinkin' Jets for a wild-card spot
Minnesota- Wishing they had the real Viking's offense

MEN AMONG MEN
Baltimore
Seattle
New York (A)
Dallas
New York (N)

THE COMMON PEOPLE
Cincinnati- Could become one of the Godly teams after this year's draft
Arizona- A good team or just a fraud. Second half will tell.
San Francisco- Once holier than thou. Now, middle of the pack at best.
Philadelphia- Bobby Hoying- NIFA's Defensive Player of the Year!

THE PEASANTS

Buffalo-- Defense assumes the position every time it steps onto the field.
Indianapolis- Can't score for the life of them. Someone needs to teach
them to find the hole in the D!
Washington- The Hogs are in depression. Even the mud don't get them
excited anymore!
Green Bay- They would go 16-0 if the faced Tampa Bay every time. Sadly,
the do not.

THE SLAVES

Carolina-- the dumb…..
St. Louis- …..and dumber of the NFC West
Tennessee-Even Elvis does not attend home games!
Denver-- No hope for years to come up in Mile High!

ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN
Kansas City- they please any team that is in need of some loving.
Chicago- watching the local Nursing Home team is more entertaining than
watching these bunch of stiffs.

Thanks to: Chris Fried, Philadelphia Eagles