A look at the week two standings sees three of last years top teams at the same place. While most predicted Gordo & Kmsh to be in the top half, no one, even the often wrong Napkin could have predicted Wendy being back atop the standings, tied for 1st with a perfect record, but Wendy's goon & vets came through again for him. The real surprise of the week is team "6". D-Po's team of expansionites managed to garner 38 points, and they did that with zeros from Gerber and Williams.
CUT-DOWN DAY will be prior to the first NHL game on Monday Nov. 6th. You'll need to post your 13 active, 12 bench, and 5 protected players, and remember that the protected players must be 21 or younger.
Notice on the goon points - they will be rounded up or rounded down to the nearest whole number.
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BIG & STINKY
A BIG WEEK to "6" who hit 38 points, almost equaling his week one points.
FORWARDS: Vinny finally gets his name in this column with 21 points - Afinogenov looks Bure-esque without the Gino drapery
VET: Ray Whitney Houston gets ORV 5
GOON: Avery = Snap Show = 5 for Wendy
ROOK: Anze the Slovene tallies 5 for Kmsh
GOAL: It's a bald goalie - no, not Auld. It's Gorton's Vokoun
STINKY WEEK goes to Smitty for his not-that-bad 23 point effort
PLAYER OF THE WEEK
He's been owned by almost every GM in the OFHL, but Vinny's been able to get the Maxim 10 points out of Afinigenov. Gordies follicly-challenged tenda got 8, while Yashin finally decided to try - at least 7 times.
Wearing the vintage bisons, Maxim does his best Jyrkki Lumme stick-handling impression.
OFHL STANDINGS WEEK TWO
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DRAFT 2006 MOMENTS WE'D LIKE TO DO OVER |
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W | L | T | PTS | PWk | TP | AVG | % |
| GORDO - Bacon & Eggs + Grape Brandy & Cigars = puke on the steering wheel | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 36 | 98 | 49.0 | 1.000 |
| WENDY - Regrets moving the hot-tub | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 32 | 79 | 39.5 | 1.000 |
| KMSH - Not mocking T-man when he offered up Savard in trade | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 31 | 87 | 43.5 | 0.750 |
| HAUKSTER - not telling everyone officepools cost $500 this year | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 30 | 84 | 42.0 | 0.750 |
| T-MAN - Not taking greater advantage of Doupa's Toronto-centric trading philosophy by getting Doup's 1st for Sundin and a Blackberry re-charger. | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 27 | 88 | 44.0 | 0.500 |
| 6 - Regrets taking dispersal advice from Orv who told him, "The 'v' beside the players name means 'very good!' | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 38 | 81 | 40.5 | 0.500 |
| ORVY - "When I give out the door prizes next year, I'm grabbing the rubber mask!" | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 29 | 80 | 40.0 | 0.250 |
| DERKO - Rider Beer? What was I thinking? | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 32 | 74 | 37.0 | 0.250 |
| VINNY - Golfing 18 with Wendy is bad enough, but taking his draft advice is worse | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 27 | 72 | 36.0 | 0.250 |
| DOUPA - one word, "SUGLUBOV!" | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 28 | 63 | 31.5 | 0.250 |
| SMITTY - Regrets drafting Erik Johnson and wants to trade him to Kmsh for a 2nd & 3rd in '08 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 63 | 31.5 | 0.000 |
TRADES & TRANSACTIONS
1. KMSH trades Murray BO to GORDO for a 3rd in '07
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3rd '07
Analysis: Fire Sale trade #1 - Kmsh dumps an adequate vet as Gordy adds some depth
Verdict: Kmsh's fire sale gives Gordo the win if he plays Murray.
2. KMSH trades Bernier SJ & his 4th ('07) to "6" for his 2nd ('07)
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4th '07 vs
2nd '07
Analysis: Fire Sale trade #2 - Kmsh moves a young player with potential and Dave starts to build.
Verdict: "6" wins as anyone who can pick up a 21 year old at a point/game clip is a winner.
3. T-MAN trades The "Recchi" Ball & Doupa's for a 3rd ('07) to "6" for Nylander NR
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3rd '07 vs 
Analysis: Two old guys switch retirement homes
Verdict: Whichever octogenarian can stay awake until March is the winner. Smart money is on Murray.
ã OFHL Productions 2006
"Another Year of New Lows"
