Martha Stewart Get's Her's!


If ya want something done,ya gotta do it yourself!

Put 'em Up, Martha!

It's a beautiful day at the Cyberland arena. The stands are filled to capacity as we await the feature match of the day. Martha Stewart will don the tights against an unknown opponent! We're live at Martha's palacial estate where a makeshift ring has been set up in her stunning garden. The crowd is growing anxious as we await the competitors for this match. And here comes Martha gliding to ringside from her mansion! She's accompanied by several of her servants who are laying rose petals in front of her as she graciously moves down the path to the ring. She's adorned in a long pink robe and is smiling to the folks that have come to see her fight. Climbing through the ropes now, Martha moves to her corner and is removing the robe,revealing her attire for this match. She's chosen a one piece bathing suit,tights,socks,and wrestling boots, all pink! She looks marvelous!!!!! Hey! Who let Billy Crystal in here??? Anyway, she is now bouncing in her corner and waving to her fans. Her unknown opponent has yet to arrived. A stir has begun at the edge of the grounds. We think her opponent has arrived...and looking towards the fountains area we see...yes...a figure is approaching with an entourage!!! On closer inspection we see none other than.....Betty Crocker????? Yes!!! It's the famous icon of American baking,fans!!!! Betty enters the ring and smiles at Martha who is smiling back at her! Betty has arrived wearing a satin white robe and on sliding it off reveals a pearl white outfit of a sleevless cotton top and satin boxer shorts! Yes,she look's elagant, to say the least! Betty has chosen pearl white tights, thick,white aerobics socks that she has pulled straight up to mid leg,along with pearl white wrestling boots. The ladies are called to center ring and given instructions. They are cordially greeting each other as the ref,who will leave the ring as soon as they get started,fills them in on the rules of the fight. No eye gouging and....well...that's the only rule!!! This should be a heck of a brawl,fans!!! The ref takes his leave and the women wait in their corners for the opening bell. Ding!!! And here we go!!! Betty moves to her right and cautiously circles her opponent...but wait!!! Martha is extending her hand to shake Betty's as she smiles warmly at her opponent!!! Betty pauses,a bewildered look on her face,but moves in to shake Martha's hand,smiling slightly. The women clasp their right hands in a warm handshake and...Martha launches a hard kick to Betty's stomach!!! Owww!!! That must of hurt!!! Betty keels over in a bent position and Martha is raising her arms...hands together...for a sledge hammer!! Pow!!! Right on the back of Betty's neck,she goes down like a ton of bricks!!! Betty is now flat out on her face as Martha moves around her and is now kneeling down and straddeling Betty's back!!! The women are at center ring and Martha has grabbed two handfuls of Betty's hair and is pulling it from side to side!!! This is horrendous!!! Betty is crying out as Martha laughs!!! The crowd is yelling for Betty to get up but she is having a rough time of it! Martha is twisting Betty's hair in tight grasps and insulting Betty's baking recipies!!! Betty's face has become red as a rose and she look's to be enraged!!! Betty is getting her knees under her and has gotten to a hands and knees position,Martha still locked in her hair. Betty has thrust herself to the right and has taken Martha with her!!! The women are now scrambling for an advantage as they wrestle on the floor of the ring!!! Martha and Betty have entangled themselves together and are rolling around the ring!!! I can see Betty launching numerous punches to Martha's body as they continue to roll! Martha seems content to pull at Betty's hair as they roll from side to side!!! They have entwined their legs into a writhing battle of tights!!! Hissing sounds can be heard from the area of their legs as they fight on the floor of the ring!!! Betty's punches are having an effect on Martha who has slowed down a bit and now Betty has taken the top position!!! Martha has released her hair grasp and is trying to cover up from Betty's fistic assault!!! The baking queen is pummeling Martha with lefts and rights to her face and upper torso!!! Martha shreiks out as Betty's punches are landing with thudding sounds and definite damage!!! Martha has managed to squirm over to her side and is fumbling with one of Betty's wrestling boots! She's pulled the laces and untied Betty's right boot! Martha polietly informs Betty of the untied laces and Betty is...releasing her and rolling off the prone Martha to retie her laces!!! Is she kidding??? Martha is taking the time to regain her composure,fix her hair,slow down the bleeding,oh...no bleeding so far fans,and Betty is tieing her laces and adjusting her socks back to an upright position, they had fallen during the fight. Martha leaves her socks scrunched down and is ready to resume the match. The women move directly to each other in a straight line and lock up,collar and elbow at center ring! Betty and Martha are struggling about and have ended up in the corner! It's Martha who has Betty in the corner and has begun pummeling her victim with hard body shots and kicks!!! Betty is howling as she takes the brunt of the blows and tries to counter with strikes of her own. The women are fighting toe to toe and battering away at each other with a stunning show of guts!!! Neither is moving away,they are standing and fighting at close range!!! Both women are bruised and sweating as well as sobbing and running out of steam! The fight has begun to slow down with the women now clinging onto each other,still in the corner and they are now leaning on the ropes! The women have their sides against the ropes and they are clinching with an occasional punch being thrown! Betty has reached under Martha's legs and is now lifting her up and...yes...over the top rope!!! There she goes!!!!! Martha has been thrown from the ring,she slams into the grassy area below!!! Betty isn't waiting for her to re-enter the ring and has jumped out to continue the fight!!! Betty has pulled the stunned Martha to her feet and is slamming her head against the ring apron!!! Martha screams as her head thunks on the apron!!! Betty is now holding her opponent by the hair with her left hand and is now...bashing her with a hard right cross to the face!!! There goes Martha again!!! She sails to the grass and I think she is out of it!!! Betty lowers herself onto the fallen Martha,sitting atop her. She's pinning her arms to her sides and the ref gives her the ten count! It's over!!!! Betty Crocker has beaten Martha Stewart up!!!! That's all for now,folks!!! See ya next time...same time...same station!!!
The end

A PRIVATE AFFAIR In the land of Cremlar,there stands a long entrusted form of justice. People who are found guilty of minor crimes are put to work for the realm. Those who are found guilty of major crimes are sent to the arena. Once there,the guilty parties are turned over to the lords of the criminals and seperated by gender into adjoining holding areas or rooms. Women are kept in the north wing,men in the south wing. Each person is confined alone and well treated until the time comes for them to pay their debt to society. Most times, the criminals pay their debt in front of the royal TV. cameras and the entire realm get's to view the specticle on pay-per- view. On rare occasions...the specticle is viewed only by the privilaged few. This is one case where the event was decided to be...a private affair. Each event consisted of some form of unarmed combat between two equally matched criminals. In most cases,males fought males and females did likewise. On rare occasions, a mixed gender battle was fought out in the arena, as long as each participant had a fair chance of winning. A buxoum woman versus a 98 pound weakling type match was a crowd favorite. But on this day...two women would meet and fight. Each had been brought in on the lesser of major crimes convictions. Both women were first time offenders and posed no real threat to society. However...each had been found guilty of cheating on their taxes and that carried a major crime penality...the arena. The fight was to take place on this bright and clear morning. In attendance at "ringside"...the members of the royal attachment,assigned to carry out and oversee the contests. I am a member of this elite squad. Two lesser staff members were assigned to each woman as seconds during the breaks between rounds. Each contest varied in style and that was deemed by the lord of the arena. Wrestling,boxing, fist fighting,catfighting,kicking,and in this case...all of the above. The two women were readied in their quarters by their seconds as the arena staff filed in to watch. Each had never been in a fight and this was to make for an interesting bout. They were each assigned clothing to wear of equal style. Both showed frightened emotions as they were donning their fighting gear. The lord of the arena had sent word down for the seconds to fix the waiting women up a bit. Make-up and a good hair brushing were used to enhance their appearance. Not that both women weren't pretty in their own rights....they were quite attractive! Each was about 40 years in age...built nice...pretty in face and hair...one blonde...one light brown...each fell to the tops of their shoulders. They stood about five foot-six...and weighed in at 135 and 137 each. Attire for the fight consisted of white,cotten,sleevless shirts...powder blue leggings,that came down to just above their knees,light,hightopped shoes that resembled wrestling boots,white in color,and thick,white knee length socks that each woman wore slightly pushed down. The finishing touch came as each woman was given a pair of boxing gloves. These were pink and were of the standard size for boxing. They were placed onto the womens' hands...without the hands being taped...and led to the battlefield. The battlefield...as we call it...is a square shaped large area of floor, covered by a canvas piece...same as you'd find in any professional ring. The entire area is enclosed by a circular wall and bleachers for the spectators. As in this case...ropes were erected around the canvas flooring to give it a ground level "ring" appearance. Orders were...not a sound from the spectators...mostly us...as the lord of the arena enjoyed the sounds of female combat as much as the sight of it. Each woman was led into the combat zone and helped through the ropes. At first they were instructed to sit on the stools at each corner. The announcer...as was always the case...entered and began the introductions. In this corner...convicted of...and it went on like that. Once each had been introduced to the small gathering,they were called to center ring and informed of the style of combat that they would be inflicting on each other. Since each wore boxing gloves,the women had assumed that a few well placed punches would be the end of it. Not to be! Everything goes and the gloves must stay on! The bewildered women returned to their corners and silently awaited the opening bell. Each wore a look of fright as the seconds encouraged them to beat the living hell out of each other. Ding!!! Each woman flinched at the loud noise! Both stood up from their stools...seconds stood back...and the computer programmer...Nancy,the light brown haired beauty,faced the lab technician...Trish...the blonde. Each paused before moving into battle. The women stood waiting for each other to make the first aggressive move. Gloves at their sides,they stood silently and waited...shuffeling their feet as they moved their weight from one leg to the other. The observers sat quietly,watching the women fidgeting in their corners. They peered across the ring at each other,neither showing the urge to mix it up. Their seconds whispered to them...win or loose...they would be freed...but they would have to fight to acheive this. That seemed to wake up the bewildered pair and they slowly moved out to meet each other and fight. The women raised their gloved fists in awkward form and flat-footedly glided into battle. Each showed much grace in their limited movements as each took the long way to their opponent...ie... they traveled around the primiter of the ring instead of across it. As they finally caught up to each other and squared off in a fighters' stance...Ding!!! The bell sounded! They both made haste back to their corners.
Nancy and Trish plopped down onto their stools and listened as their seconds whispered encouragement to each fighter. Both women were short of breath from their excited nervousness. They were given cool water to regain their composure and wiped down with towels, drying the sweat that had formed from their paniced emotions.
Ding! Each woman flinched at the sound and sighed as they were instructed to go out into the ring and meet once more. Nancy and Trish moved slowly from their corners and began a circular walk. They slid their feet along the ring floor mats as they held their gloves up in front of their faces. Trish peered at her opponent with wide eyed innocence. Nancy gazed at her opponent with a vulnerable look of uncertainness. Neither woman was willing to make the first strike or to take the first blow. They continued to circle each other with gloves up and feet sliding but didn't fight. Ding!!! They glided to their stools and each began to sob lightly. The seconds spoke quietly to each and when the bell rang for round three, the women were dry eyed but still reluctant to engage each other in anything other then circling and showing their gloves.
For another full round, Nancy and Trish moved about the ring with gloves up, closly circling each other but not fighting. Their shoes shuffeled along the surface of the ring floor as they moved in silence. The crowd sat silent, mesmerized at the spectacle before them. Trish and Nancy moved to a corner by chance and found themselves circling almost nose to nose, gloves resting against each other. They brushed against the ropes as their bodies moved in the tight corner. Shoe touched shoe in this silent ballet of female motion. Ding!!! They retreated to open space.
Another wipe down and water treatment freshened them up again as they listened to their seconds. Ding!!! They moved out again for round five. The women met at center ring and stood motionless...gloves half up and toe to toe. Their eyes welled up with tears as they stood there. Trish and Nancy sighed deeply and then embraced each other in a loose clinch. The crowd went wide eyed as they embraced at center ring and began to engage in a slow senuous struggle that soon escalated into a tight struggle of woman against woman. They swayed and groaned as Nancy and Trish clamped onto each other in this tight clinch and squeezed each other harshly around the ring. Neither punched the other as they staggered slowly about the padded area, but their embraces grew tighter and tighter. They grasped their gloves around each other in a most crushing fashion. Their arms were seen to strain as they embraced and squeezed with all they had. Ding!!! The women released each other and moved away.
Round six began with Trish and Nancy moving to each other in a straight line. They squared up and paused for a moment. Toe to toe...they froze like statues and sobbed. Nancy lurched forward and grabbed Trish into another clinch type embrace. Trish answered the move in kind and now both women began to alternate their gloves in a close body punching assault. Sides and stomachs took the brunt of the blows as the women struggled slowly in their embrace and fought with slow punches to their bodies. Thuds were heard throughout the arena as the women began to fight in earnest. They leaned against each other and fought slowly across the ring. Their punches intensified as they fought into the ropes. Their sides along the ropes, they continued to fight this way until Trish brought her glove up and slammed a roundhouse to Nancy's face. Nancy stumbled back a few steps and immediately launched herself into Trish! The women exchanged harsh punches to all parts in a standing battle. Slow, sluggish, and clumsy punches flew through the air. Their heads snapped back and forth as they fought at close range and pummeled each other through weeping eyes. Ding!!!
Round seven saw each woman approach with puffy faces and fat lips. They wasted no time and launched into each other again. As they battled, Trish managed to get Nancy into a corner and trapped her against the turnbuckle. She began to pummel the sobbing woman with lefts and rights as the trapped woman latched onto her and tried to fight her way out. They sobbed and wailed as the fight raged on in the corner. Blood trickled from each woman as they leaned against each other and continued to fight in close combat.
Nancy found that she had manuvered Trish into a side headlock and clamped herself tightly around her foe. Trish stopped her punching to try an escape and Nancy turned her to the side and freed herself from the corner. Moving them away to open ground, Nancy held the headlock with her left arm and began to pummel Trish with her right. Trish shreiked out as her face was battered again and again by Nancy. Trish managed to haul off and slam her gloved fist deep into Nancy's gut. She repeated the move three more times. The fourth punch freed her from the violent lockup and she staggered away to regroup. Nancy went to her knees and cried freely, grasping her stunned stomach. Ding!!!
Round eight and the women trickled blood from their noses and lips. Each woman sported black eyes and both were snarling when they met in the center of the ring. They exploded into a frenzy of violence as the women literally leaped onto each other and crashed to the floor. They immediately became wrapped into knotted bodies and rolled slowly around the ring. Punches were launched as were knees and feet. The women battled in this tangled struggle and they intertwined their bodies and tried to batter each other into victory. Trish got a knee into Nancy's groin and slammed it hard! This caused them to break apart and nurse their wounds. On all fours, the women crawled to each other and climbed onto each other, falling to their sides in a violent entaglment of arms and legs. Trish manuvered her heels to Nancy's shins and dug them along her soft flesh, causing her thick socks to slide down to her shoe tops. Nancy screamed as her beautiful legs absorbed the soft shoe heels of Trish. Nancy countered by doing the same to Trish, leaving them screaming and heel dragging at each others' shins. The sounds of their shoes floated through the air as they wailed out and fought for leg control on the floor of the ring. Ding!!! They were dragged apart for the break.
Round nine began with the limping women falling onto each other. They crashed to the floor and locked themselves into another desperate struggle. Arms wrapped tightly around each other, legs dragging at shins, gloves punching when able, they fought a cruel close battle. Trish found her mouth against Nancy's breast and bit into the soft object. Her teeth clamped tightly onto the orb and she held them there as Nancy bellowed in pain. Nancy attacked Trish's shoulder and upper arm with her own biting attack,unable to reach her foe's breasts. Like enraged cannibals, they layed there and dealt each other vicious punishment which had the most combat seasoned trooper crinching! Motionless, the women continued to fight this snarling war of teeth,arms,and legs. For the remainder of the round, Nancy and Trish stayed locked together in this snarling encounter.
We watched as they became dead still. We waited as they layed there in a heap of misery and began to unbunch from each other. Their arms slid from their grasps,their legs slid slowly out, their teeth released from their bites, and still we watched. Trish gasped out and rolled her opponent off from her body. She promptly rolled onto her back and held her glove up towards the sky, only for a moment. It thumped back to her side as she passed out. Nancy was already out for the count so Trish was declared the winner.
It was decided that both women would be released, after medical attention, and their records would be cleared of any wrongdoing.
The End
An idea from Zorba is up next...!

Transatlantic Turbulence in the Friendly Skies

The jet took off from JFK right on time. Dawn and Denise settled in for the long transatlantic flight to London,still fuming at each other over the taxi ride to the airport. Dawn suggested to the driver to take the expressway. Denise suggested the parkway. Dawn handed the driver a five and so the expressway was taken. Traffic was horrendous on their ride there,an accident had everything bumper to bumper. The women barely made their flight. They were sisters who were two years apart in age and hadn't gotten along to well with each other for their entire lives. In their thirties now,their countless battles had been fought out with words,hands and feet. Now trapped together in this close situation for the eight hour flight,it would be a miricale if they didn't get into another fight. It started with an "I told you so". The bickering about the taxi trip escolated as they sat glaring at each other. As the plane soared out across the Atlantic, the passengers began to ease back and sleep for the journey. The attendants gave out soft blankets and soon all were fast asleep...except for the bickering sisters. Dawn commented that if they were not in the company of fellow passengers, she would beat her sister up. Denise grinned at her and quipped that that shouldn't stop them from fighting as she was more than willing to fight! With that, Denise reached under her sister's blanket and clamped down hard with her thin fingers,digging them into her sister's thigh! The only protection for Dawn's legs were the thin materialed stirrup pants she wore. Dawn shuddered at the glancing pain and reached for her tormentor's thigh. An equally thin set of fingers latched onto the delicate thigh and the sisters began a thigh squeezing fight amongst the unknowing sleeping passengers. Now they launched both hands into battle,leaning on each other and twisting the soft thigh areas with harsh results! Each woman squeeked out silent cries as they fought. Dawn's stretch pants offered the same protection as her sister's...none. They brought their heads together and rested them on each others' shoulders while digging into each other with violent passion. Soon they were almost wrestling in their seats,struggling against each other and inflicting pain as best they could in this odd position. Denise fired a hard right into her sister's gut,breaking off the fight as Dawn fell back against the window of the plane and whispered a painful cry. Denise stood up,looked around, and ordered Dawn to follow her. Since the planeload was asleep,they passed unoticed to the lavatory,brushing away their tears and rolling up their sleeves,Dawn wore a green pullover polo shirt, Denise opted for a light pullover sweater. Each woman wore flat slip on casual shoes as well. They entered the cramped airborn bathroom and laughed briefly, remenicing that this was like the old days in high school...fighting in the girls' room. The two took a second to lock the door,move the hair from their eyes,and stood ready to resume the fight,breast to breast. Denise nodded for her sister to start fighting,just like they had done so many times before,and the two women became locked in a twisted,tangled,writhing mass of violence! They held each other around their upper bodies and clamped onto each others' hair while wrestling on their feet. The women fought in an almost motionless fashion, bumping against the walls as they swayed in the tight space. Attempts to kick at each other while the wrestled brought short stabbing toes to their shins. They managed to get themselves squeezed into a corner and leaned outwards from it,enabling them to begin a body punching battle while the kicking and hair pulling went on. At one point,they interlocked their legs and attempted to slam their opponents' head into the walls. Both succeeded in this effort causing both to become light headed as well as exhausted. They paused for a while but still held onto each other in an embrace that was nowhere near friendly. With deep sighs, they returned to the fight once more,pounding away at close range and slamming each other against the walls! Hair pulling resumed and they fought in a tight knot as they cried and moaned into each others' arms. Denise managed to get her sister in a side headlock,and began pummeling her face with short fists in a terrible flow of anger and desperation to win. Dawn was helpless now,her arms had no room to counter the attack as Denise held her against the corner and continued to pummel her! Dawn could only assault her sister's breasts with her free hand but it had little effect on the battle numb woman. As the plane entered British airspace,Dawn slowly slumped to the floor,folded into a kneeling position and filling the area where they had stood and fought across the Atlantic. Denise unlocked the door and slipped back to her seat as waking passengers gawked at her battered appearance. Her sister soon followed,head down,and the two women resumed the trip and never fought again.
The end

The following story is for MAC...a good idea and all his!
The Battle of Wickersham

Twas a frosty night at the Wickersham Inn. The patrons all were awashed in grog and all was well with mighty old England. King Arthur was on the throne and the subjects were happy and content. Well...all but two. On this cozy night by the large fireplace, Sir Henry of Kent was eased back in his chair,a noble knight was he. The brave member of the round table was joined by a few other members and they enjoyed the attentions of the two barmaids,Marion and Elieza. Marion was a tall,well built lass,hair of red that she had she braded up around the top of her head this night. She was adorned in a frilly top of peasant style that laced up the front and donned a tight fitting vest of reddish brown leather that also laced up the front. A flowing skirt of plain brown she wore that fluttered when she walked through the inn and she choose her simple shoes of brown leather that tied with tasseled laces. Hose consisted of a tan pair of stockings suitable for the harsh weather of the season. Elieza was of medium build,brown hair that she wore in a tight bun at the base of her neck,and wrapped her frame in similar attire as the other barmaid with the exception of her vest,which was of swede material. Sir Henry had been kind to both that night as they swooned over his attentions. The other knights chuckled at the sight of both barmaids constantly refilling his rather large stein. By mid-evening the noble knight was feeling no pain and still pondering which luck lass would be his on the frosty night in Wickersham. As Alieza was bringing him yet another refill, the buxoum Marion slid her foot out into the path of the oncoming shoes and the surprised Alieza went careening into Sir Henry's lap! Luckily the pitcher of grog released it cargo into thin air,splashing onto the already dirty floor. Sir Henry grasped the whench and laughed loudly. "Well that settles it! You'll be mine for the night!", he bellowed. Marion boiled over at the backfired underhanded act. "Not if I have anything to do with it!!!",she hissed,and grabbed Alieza by her shoulders,heaving her to the floor! The knights all roared with laughter as did Sir Henry. Alieza scrambled to her feet and assumed an attack position aimed at Marion,who responded in kind. The two pretty barmaids stood poised for combat as the knights moved out of the way,instructing the other patrons to get their own drinks for now and to stay out of the oncoming fray! With that, Marion and Alieza moved to each other,spitting out insults like school girls. They met next to the knights' table and began. A futile attempt at hair pulling soon changed to a kicking,cloths clawing melee as the two women fought to destroy each other! They battled around the center of the room,knocking over chairs and an occasional patron as they fought in close embraces. Their kicks thudded against their hosed covered legs and they cried out with each blow. Marion reached for Alieza's face and clawed at it with both hands. Alieza returned the attack in kind and they struggled about,locked onto each others' faces! Now since both had very short fingernails, no blood was drawn. Firery red streaks did begin to show as they fought with hands locked on cheeks,eye to eye! Tears stung the welts as the rolled from their eyes but they continued without pause. Alieza brought a firm knee up into Marion's groin and slammed the lass with vicious intent! As Marion went down, she grabbed onto Alieza's vest,pulling it apart at the laces and taking it with her! Alieza reached down for her foe and grabbed Marion's head. She pulled her half up before a hard punch was sent to her breasts. The stricken lass wailed as the blow struck. Enraged now,Marion lunged at Alieza and tackeled her to the floor. They became engulfed in a tangle of fury! All parts were fair game. All limbs were attacking whatever they could. Every method of assault was used by both lasses as they wrestled on the floor,rolling over and over each other. Their hose hissed as their legs became locked in a desperate struggle of vise like grips! The knights stumbled about them,gazing at their exposed thighs as they rolled around the floor. The two battling women began to run out of steam and slowed to a crawl. They layed entangled in violent embrace,sobbing and demanding surrender from their opponents. Time passed as they layed together and held on to this deadlocked position. Each labored to breath and both showed signs of great pain. In the tenth minute of the floor deadlock, Marion sobbed her surrender and the two dislodged themselves from this grueling entangelment. The patrons returned to their reveling,and the barmaids were taken away by the knights for an evening at the castle. Now what happened there is privileged information...*s*.
The end

Up next...an idea from WTINSLEY!

A Night In The Dark

They sat bewildered and annoyed. The two women who had been Mrs. Dilworths at seperate times of the multimillionare's life stared across the long table at each other. If looks could kill. Both were attractive and in their early forties. Each had grown accustomed to a rich lifestyle and neither was about to give that up. Both had become divorced from the eccentric man but each had received a hefty allowance to live on. The grand prize was who would get the inheritence from his estate. He had passed away at the hands of a beautiful damsel,who after a night of erotic wrestling,succumed to a fatal heart attack. He died smiling. The terms of the will were simple...both women were to spend one night in the old house that they once shared with the man...together and alone. Whoever lasted the night,got the fortune. Boxes were handed to each woman by the lawyer,letters were attached to both. Instructions comprised the short notes which read...enclosed you will find an outfit that you will be required to wear for your night in the old house. Any diviation from this enclosed attire will result in your immediate disqualifaction from any claim to the will of the late Mr. Dilworth. The well dressed women left and prepared for the night of hell that lay ahead. The following night was set as the night for the stay over. Armed guards were posted around the estate to prevent any tampering or planting of weapons. At midnight the following night,two shiny black limos arrived and deposited the women who had a hatred for each other the likes of cats and dogs. They were escorted into the house's courtyard and inspected by the guards. Both had complied with the rules and after a close search were instructed to remove the shoes each had worn to the house. They pulled off the shoes and were led to seperate entrances of the huge house. They were attired in black halter top style leotards,tights,and heavy black socks. Their dark brown hair was pulled back into short pony tails,their makeup perfect. The doors were opened,the women entered,and each shuddered as the heavy wooden doors were closed and locked from the outside. Each scanned the familiar surroundings looking for places to ambush and hide. They quietly ventured the rooms from opposite ends of the estate,seeking something to grasp and bash their enemy with. To their surprise, everything small enough to be brandished as weapons was removed from the house. Diane,the first wife,listened intently for her rival's footsteps. The heavy socks made for silent travel through the rooms and halls. She heard nothing. Liz,the second wife,made her way to the kitchen,looking for the knife drawer. She silently opened it to find an empty space. She cursed under her breath and turned,headed to the general direction of her opponent for this war of ex-wives. Now it should be noted that the lights had been on while the women were exploring their battle field. Having a huge number of rooms at their service,it took some time for them to get within hearing range of each other. Diane decided to hide behind the overstuffed sofa in the main living room. She crouched behind it and listened for her approaching foe. Liz,ventured along the carpeted hallways hugging the walls...hummm...smart move...have used that alot in my time. As Liz made her way to the entrance of the room that held certain battle, the lights went out. Pitch blackness surrounded both women now as Liz slowly entered and Diane struggled to see her approaching female combatant. In front of the sofa was a large open area that was surrounded by overstuffed chairs and other sofas. Neither woman could see in front of them. Diane heard socked feet slowly shuffle in front of her. She cautiously stood up and peered into the darkness. Her heart pounded as she took a deep breath and snuck up behind her unknowing victim. Now,close enough to barely see Liz, Diane sprung on her from behind! She grabbed Liz in a vise like choke hold with both arms wrapped tightly around her neck! Liz screamed from the surprise attack and struggled to throw her attacker off! Diane held tightly as the women staggered about the darkened room. Liz reached back and locked onto Diane's hair with both hands, clawing at it with ruthless anger. This caused Diane to shift to Liz's side,allowing her to use her legs now and kick out at her foe. Knees worked better in this close embrace so she launched her's in turns...first her left slammed into Diane's thighs and then her right followed. Diane bellowed as the women fought with vicious hatred. In the struggling,the two fighters ended up facing each other which led to both women moving to straight armed chokes and knees. They squeezed at their throats and slammed their knees into each other with vile feelings. Diane,weakening from the assault,hauled off with her right into the darkness, slugging Liz in the mouth. She staggered away from her opponent and held onto the bleeding mouth that once was admired by all. She was known for having kissable lips. For now,they were split. Diane tried to pursue her victim but lost her in the dark. Outraged,Liz pinpointed Diane's position and hurled herself at her. They collided and fell to the floor,beginning a wrestling match unseen by any federation. Liz pummeled Diane's face with punches while alternating with clawing attacks with her nails on her cheeks! Diane fought back with hairpulling and biting whatever she could latch her pearly whites onto! The embattled women rolled in slow motion across the pitch black floor,the sounds of thwacks,thuds,screams and the hissing of their entwined tights filled the room. They sobbed as each attempted to destroy the other. Liz was bleeding from her mouth and nose,Diane from her nose and cheeks,claw marks on both sides of her pretty face. Now Liz felt the warm drops rolling down her cheeks as Diane's nails dug into her cheeks. Both women shreiked as the battle stayed in close entanglement. Diane raised Liz's head up and slammed it to the hard wood floor! Liz,now stunned,released her grasp on Diane,who scrambled away into the darkness. She could hear her heavy socks thumping along the darkened hallways as she ran for her life. Behind her, the war crazed Liz thumped after her,raging for the kill! She screamed at her to come back and fight! Diane kept going,running blindly through the darkness. At the entrance to the sewing room, Liz caught her fleeing opponent,triggering a vicious exchange of punches in a violent flurry between the two. It lasted a minute with both fighters standing toe to toe and desperately pummeling each other with lefts and rights. They fought in the hallway,moving slightly back and forth between the walls. A lucky right felled Diane, who now heard Liz thumping away from her. Diane took a second to regroup and struggled to her feet. Slowly,she moved out in the direction of the fleeing woman. She called out to her in sobbing fashion,promising to finish her before the fight was through. On and on she ventured through the darkend estate. As she neared the back staircase,a wide, curved pathway to the second floor, a sigh was heard! Diane lurched herself up the staircase and into Liz,who was still trying to climb the long path up. They tumbled to the handrail,fighting with hairpulling and punches. The warring women leaned against it and fought midway up. As the fight continued,they staggered upwards towards the top,still locked in heavy combat. On reaching the top step, they fell to the floor of the upstairs hallway. Both women resumed their wrestling battle again,with Diane gaining a leg scissors from behind Liz. She leaned back and squeezed as Liz gasped for breath. Diane felt her thick socks locked together around her foe as her legs strained to squeeze the life out of her opponent. Liz reached for Diane's feet and desperately clawed at them in an attempt to break the hold. Diane grabbed Liz be the hair and pulled her backwards on top of her and away from any chance to maul her. Both arms wrapped tightly around Liz's neck in a grasp that resembled a sleeper hold. The women layed there in the hallway at the top of the stairs and listened to their bodies as they mauled and hurt each other. At this point,Liz had managed to get her hands embedded into Diane's thighs and clawed at them through her tights. There they layed,gasping and groaning, too exhausted to cry out or scream any more. Five more minutes passed as Liz began to ease her thigh mauling hold,drifting off to dream land. Diane felt this and tightened her sleeper hold as best she could. In moments, Liz slumped and passed out. Diane was about to push her hapless victim down the stairs with her feet when the lights came on and guards rushed to stop her. They were escorted out and returned to their homes. The following day each received letters via messengers that said...
In keeping with Mr. Dilworth's wishes, it is my duty to inform you that neither you or your opponent of last night is to receive any amount whatsoever. It was Mr. Dilworth's last wish that you both be told what you were and pitted against each other for the amusement of the servents whom you both treated very badly. They watched the entire fight via the video tape cameras that were hidden throughout the estate. A special lense was used to view the contest in the darkened home. A new invention of Mr. Dilworth's just before he passed away. The staff saw a crystal clear show of the entire fight. Said staff is now sole owner to the entire estate and serves notice to you both...never set foot on this property again under penalty of law.
The End
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