WELCOME TO RANGER/MET LAND
RANGERS 2000-THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY

Since the season has yet to begin, well then, all things are possible.


PAVEL BRENDL

The Good - he skates, he shoots, he scores
The Bad - doesn't matter with 2 mins ice time
The Ugly - Alexandre Daigle.


THEO FLEURY

The Good - he skates, he shoots, he scores
The Bad - he skates, he shoots, he gets mashed by big people
The Ugly- he's scared of the big city and won't leave the locker room


MANNY MALHOTRA

The Good - he skates, he shoots, he scores
The Bad - doesn't matter with 4 mins ice time
The Ugly - traded for an old guy who gets 40 mins ice time and neither skates, nor, shoots, no scores


TODD HARVEY

The Good - he doesn't break his thumb
The Bad - he breaks the other thumb
The Ugly - don't ask


PETR NEDVED

The Good - he skates, he shoots, he scores
The Bad - he skates and skates and skates
The Ugly - he scores 5 goals in first 3 games and demands new contract never to play again


ADAM GRAVES
The Good - no crease rules, he scores
The Bad - coach makes him a center, he doesn't score
The Ugly - not worried about contract, takes up charity full time, donating goals to opposition


MIKE RICHTER

The Good - Mikey 94
The Bad - Mikey 98
The Ugly- Millenium Bug


KEVIN STEVENS

The Good -no crease rule, he scores
The Bad - no crease rule, he snores
The Ugly - Kevin Stevens, a year older

JOHN MACLEAN
The Good - as good as last year
The Bad - not as good as last year
The Ugly - misses Sunny and breaks Manny's arm

BRIAN LEETCH
The Good - Captain Courageous
The Bad - Captain Kangaroo
The Ugly - Captain of the Titanic