Well, it's nice to know that someone is interested in things about me. So, I guess we'll start at the beginning...

It all started on a hot summer night in August... I'm assuming it was hot, cause it's always hot in August, so quit asking so many damn questions and pay attention... I popped outta my mom at the early age of, well, 0 I guess... And of course you know how it goes, the doctor didn't smack me on the ass he instead slapped my mom cause he knew immediately that kid was screwed up...

Anyway, so I was born and all that, and I went through the early part of my life spreading terror throughout the city... I think that I have repressed memories about my childhood, cause I'm pretty sure that I was molested by circus midgets somewhere in the whole adolescent stage, but who knows, it all remains to be seen...

I finally grew up and muttered my way through school, basically just getting by, cause I really hated every minute of it except of course P.E. class cause I like to do the whole sports thing, so I always got a great grade in that class... I never did feel like that class lasted long enough.. I mean, you get in there, and then you spend the first 20 mins of the class doing those freaking warm-ups that NO ONE wants to do.. It all seemed very pointless to me, I mean come on, how many 8 - 12 year olds do you know that pulled a muscle cause of the lack of warm-up excercises they did.. So it just seemed to me that it was all a big conspiracy against me... Oh well, I'm sure I'll get over it sometime around the time I turn 30, but for right now, I'm crying myself to sleep every night... And that's my whole outlook on the P.E. class thing... We'll just keep the academic memories to ourself if you don't mind... I played little league and all that crap and also junior high baseball... And how could anyone forget the day when the good ol' Nintendo was released... Ahhhhhhh the memories, I just wish that I could remember them but I can't cause they're repressed, remember??? Jesus, aren't you paying attention at all??? Okay, screw it, let's just skip to the good stuff...

So then comes high school... I didn't care for high school much either I had very few friends cause the majority of the people in my high school were complete stuck-up pricks... I can't stand stuck up people, so I basically just kept to myself except for a few select friends that I knew wouldn't talk behind my back every chance that they got, that's something else that I totally hate, but, I'm NOT going into that right now... So anway I got my drivers license... Whooo oa oa.. You're gonna like this one I'm sure... My first car was the classy, stylish, 1982 Delta 88... Yeah, I was definately the most popular kid on my block, but as they say, it got me around, kinda... I had my license for about 2 months or so, and then one day I'm driving down the road and ****SLAM****... I shouldn't have been toying with the ol' radio I guess, at least the person whose back window I pushed into the front seat thought so... Oh well, I'm over that one too... Well, five days later, I'm driving down the road and ****SLAM AGAIN****.. hehhehehee.. Two rear-enders in 5 days... My lawyer LOVED me I tell ya... So my parents decided to take my license away for a year until all the charges were off my record... That was a kinda harsh thing to do to a 16 year-old, dontcha think?? Well, it happened and once again it's ANOTHER thing that I got over...

So high school went on and on and I finally reached my senior year... I kinda dropped the baseball thing after I got into high school cause I basically lost interest in it... I decided I'd rather be a golfer... My senior year I qualified for the state tournament... I was the first person in 10 years to make it to state from my high school, so I was pretty proud of that.. I didn't fair very well, there, but it did turn out that I was one of the top 30 high school golfers in the state of Illinois, so I guess that's not so bad... I guess I'm really lucky to have been there anyway... See, I left one car accident out of my little description up there... One day after school I was driving down a two lane road, and I went out in the other lane to pass someone, well, the guy turned left right in front of me... I swerved behind the guy and I hit a driveway that was going over about a 6 ft. ditch, which in turn acted as a ramp and I flew 60 feet... When my car landed, the force was so good that I crushed my 4th lumbar vertebrae... I got outta my car and I couldn't walk... And just in case this has never happened to you, it's just a little scary... Well somehow someway I got the feeling back in my legs and it turned out that I made it through that alright, and trust me, back braces are NOT fun... But enough about that anyway...

So COLLEGE.. That was neat.. I got a scholarship for golf to go to college... I hated pretty much every minute of it to tell the truth... I stayed there till me and my roomate (my best friend all through high school) got into a fist fight... That was it for me.. I quit and came home.. Decided commuting was the thing for me... blah blah blah, I don't have a degree, but I work on computers now, and I'm a Network Administator, so all you fucking college people that tell me that I have to take a history class to get a degree in computers, you can all go FUCK yourself, and that's pretty much all I have to say on that shit... (sorry, that just really bothers me).... WELL, I think that just about brings us up to the current days so I guess I'll tell you a little bit about how I am now, what I do, what I like, what pisses me off, that kinda basic stuff...

LIKES
I like to hand out with my friends... We do alot of stuff together and we always seem to have a good time... We go to shows, concerts, that kidna stuff... We also hang out at a bar/pool hall/restaraunt... If you know us, you know that you'll see us there at least for a FEW minutes at least once a night, so if any of you are ever looking for me, just go there... I like to play pool, video games, foos ball, darts, all that stuff, I like to get drunk, make an ass outta myself... You know, all the basics... I'm sure there's alot more things that I like, but that's enough for now...

PISS-OFFS
DON'T talk behind my back... I HATE that more than anything in the world... If you have something to say to me, say it to my god damn face or keep your cakehole shut... Don't tell me you're my friend and then let me find out that you're talking shit about me... Fake people is another thing... BE YOUR GOD DAMN SELF... I hate people that go around and act one way with one group of people and then a DIFFERENT way with some other group... If people don't like you for who you are, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM them, act how you feel comfortable, not the way you think will help you be cool... I could give a shit less what you think of me, and if you've ever chatted with me, you'll see this... And that's just about it I guess...