It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV lights fill my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can.
I know I'm just another fan,
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man...
And I can't wait any more for him to discover me,
I got it bad for David Duchovny.
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?

My friends all tell me, "Girl you know it's just a show,"
But deep within his eyes I see me wrapped up like a bow,
Watching the sky for a sign, the FBI's on my mind,
I'm waiting for the day when my lucky stars align.
In the form of David Duchovny, floating above me,
In the alien light of the spaceship of love,
Oh, David Duchovny, hovering above me,
American Heathcliff, brooding and coming.
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?

So smooth and so smart, he's abducted my heart,
And I'm falling apart from the looks
I've received from those eyes.
I can't believe, well you can say I'm naive,
But he told me to believe...
My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight.
Gonna put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights,
Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would tap my phone.
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone...
And I would say, David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? why won't you love me?

David Duchovny, I want you to love me,
To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me.
David Duchovny, I know you could love me.
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly,
I'm gonna kill Scully!
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?


I met David Duchovny!!
Photo courtesy of the biggest and luckiest X-Phile, Lisa. Sorry I had to edit out that nice techie. =)

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