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Mustache Mania

Forth edition

October 21^st1998

Welcome to the latest edition of Mustache Mania. I would like to start off with an apology. Some subscribers have been unable to read the newsletters. I have tried many different ways of saving and sending the file. I have on last trick up my sleeve and hopefully this one will work.

Also please note that I post all Issues of Mustache Mania on my web page http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Theater/1649/mustache.html I have also managed to find the first edition of MM (Mustache Mania) I is posted on my web page as well I encourage all of you to check it out. The first issue was sent out last spring if I recall correctly.

***NOTE FROM NEGZ***

Administrative Message

www.negz.com I accidentally deleted my whole cgi-bin Ouch so site will be under construction till I get this repaired. Mail in any visual changes, thanks;

negz@negz.com

Funny True Story:

Earlier this week a friend and I were walk down the street on our way to the bus stop. There was this lady walking in front of us walking very slowly taking up the entire sidewalk. We could have walked on the road around her, but I thought I’d make things interesting. I turn to my male friend and said, loud enough for this lady to her me, "So how is your boyfriend doing?" he plays along and says "good and how’s your’s?" Of course I reply "He’s great he’s moving in with me next week, my dad still doesn’t like the idea but my mom since she ran off with her new girl friend thinks it’s cool" Just then the lady stops, steps to the side and turns toward us, she is constantly looking at us as we pass her. Then she starts walking behind us with a weird look on her face. We started laughing and kept walking. You have to realize that we are both straight and just wanted to get by. This might be on of those situations that you have to be there, but I thought it was funny and it’s my newsletter so like it or write your own stories and send them to me.

***Meeting***

As most people know people are trying to set up a meeting for all Negz/Rockweb regulars. Please if you haven’t yet e-mail Tanya the following information:

1. When we meet, are YOU planning on attending?

2. IF you’re not sure, WHY, what's stopping you?

3. Where are you currently living? I'm trying to get an idea of who lives where, to see if we can kind of meet either centrally, if we're all kind of spread out, or maybe meet where the majority is living.

Send your e-mails to Tanya at tmcnew@hom.net

***NEW***

Got questions and need answers? Look no further, because Mustache Mania is now featuring "Just Ask Alice". An advice column for real people with real problems, also for stupid people with stupid problems. Either way you can't go wrong with the wisdom you will receive when you ask Alice a question, and its completely confidential.

Until the form for the column is set up please send all questions to justaskalice@hotmail.com

Thanks, Lots of love;

Alice

Survey question:

The survey question this week is kind of gross, but interesting. If you were up to you neck in a pile of shit and someone was about to puke on your head, would you duck? Please e-mail your answers and your reason to, mustachemania@hotmail.com Next issue we will have the results of the survey and the top 3 reasons. Remember all e-mails to Mustache Mania will be assumed to be completely confidential, unless otherwise stated by the mailer.

Word Jumbo:

Unscramble the word and the letters in the box make up the secret word.

If anyone is interested in making up small games like the one above please contact me at Mustachemania@hotmail.com

***NEW***

I have been approached by several people to have a recipe section where people can have their favorite recipes published. So please e-mail me your favorite dishes!

If you have and question, comments or anything you would like to be seen or published in Mustache Mania please contact me. The more e-mails I get the better the newsletter will be. Thanks, Ben Mustachemania@hotmail.com; Mead1a@hotmail.com.