| Don Deutschlander "Cheesedick" |
| Height: 6'1" Weight: 170 lbs Birthdate: Birthplace: Primary Position: Lock Positions Played: Flanker, Centre, and Lock Hometown: Minneapolis, MN Major: Biology/Chemistry Rugby Highlights: A consistent performer at the lock position. "Cheesedick" is an excellent jumper on the line-outs. He excels at stealing the opponents puts. On a lighter note, he was recently injured when a friendly dorm wrestling match turned ugly. It seems he was kicked hard in the junk, causing one of his testicles to get rather big. Update: Those blasts to the balls didn't injure his sperm. Cheesedick is a daddy! |
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