Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade. Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall. Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop. Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time. Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn." Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs. Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot. Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off." Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car." Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back. Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world. Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs. Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs. Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! Yo mama's so fat, she influences the tides. Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles. Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds. Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big. Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out. Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks. Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad. 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Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red turtleneck she looks like a busted condom. Yo mama's so fat, she uses bacon for band-aids. Yo mama's so fat, she's jealous of the wall. Yo Mama's so Ugly... Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you! Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. Yo mama's so ugly, she hurt my feelings. Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style. Yo mama's so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down. Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone. Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass. Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. Yo Mama's so Stupid... Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out. Yo moma's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk." Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box. Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home. Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen. Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles. Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train. Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment. Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job. Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a san itary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear. Yo mama's so stupid, she looked at a box of Cheerios and said "Oh look, donut seeds!" Yo Mama's so... Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license. Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. Yo mama's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches. Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap! Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator. Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth. Yo mama's got ingrown nipples. Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles. Yo mama's has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter. Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth. Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy. Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail. Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans. Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she exhales her teeth have to duck. Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo. Yo mama's tits are so small, she had to tatoo "front" on her chest. Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco. Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples. Yo mama's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back. Yo mama's so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle. Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers. Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear. Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies. Yo mama's middle name is Rambo. Yo mama's twice the man you are. Yo mama's been on welfare so long, they gave her a trophy. Yo mama's such an alcoholic, when she went to college she majored in "Olde English room 800". Yo mama's been on welfare so long, they put her face on a food stamp. Yo mama's so black, I looked at her and thought I was asleep. Yo mama's so black, when the cops shot at her last night, the bullets had to come back to ask for directions. Yo mama's like a screen door, the harder you slam the looser she gets. Yo mama's like a casino, liquor in the front, poker in the back. Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more. Yo mama's like a Coke, 50 cents and you get the real thing. Yo mama's so black, she puts fingerprints on charcoal. Yo mama's like the wind, always blowin'. Yo mama's so black, Martin Luther King makes her sit in the back of the bus. Yo mama's breath is so bad, your daddy's breath smells like shit because he'd rather kiss her ass Yo Mama Jokes -your mama so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her -your mama so fat she had to get baptized at sea world -your mama so stupid if you put her brain on a piece of paper it would look like a BB on a four lane highway. -your mama so skinny she has to move around in the shower to get wet -your mama so fat she has to get her picture made by satellite -your mama so fat she can't wear malcom X shirts cause helicopters keep trying to land on her -your mama so fat if fat was bricks she would be a whole housing project. -your mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what you doing? She said moving. -your mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out. -your mama so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks. -your mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund. -your mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued -your mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil. -your mama so fat she took her dress to the cleaners and they said sorry Mrs., we don't clean curtains. -your mama so poor she goes to KFC just to lick other peoples fingers -your mama so fat she has to iron her cloths in the driveway. -your mama so hairy when she walks down the street it looks like she's got buckwheat in a head-lock. -your mama so old when God said let there be light she flipped the switch. -your mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper -your mama so fat she couldn't get out of the ocean because they kept pushing her ass back in. -your mama so fat when I finally got on top of her my ears popped. -your mama so fat after sex she smokes turkey. -your mama so fat I had to use a ladder to get on top of her. -your mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and got change. -your mama so stupid she thought the superbowl was the salad bar at Dennys -your mama so fat she was the poster girl for weight watchers -your mama so fat when she goes outside she causes an eclipse of the sun. -your mama so fat she is on both sides of the family. -your mama so fat they had to tie her to a pole and spin her, just to give her a full tan. -your mama so fat she buys her cloths at a curtain store. -your mama so stupid she thought dairy queen was prince Charles's mom. -your mama so stupid she thought a blue light special is when a cop gives you a discount on a speeding ticket. -your mama so fat Richard Simmions wouldn't take her case. -your mama so old she could be George Burns great-grandmother. -your mama so ugly they had to tie a bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her. -your mama so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper -your mama so fat her cloths have stretch marks -your mama so ugly the elephant man wouldn't date her -your mama so fat we have to keep her pinned up in the back yard. -your mama so fat they put her in with the sea-cows at marine world -your mama's hair is so nappy she has to take pain killers just to comb her hair -your mama so poor she went to Mcdonalds just to put a shake on lay-a-way -your mama so fat she uses the freeway for a slip and slide. -your mama so stupid the sign said wet floor and she wet on it. -your mama so fat I was see-sawing with her and I landed on the moon. -your mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. -your mama so fat she wakes up in sections -your mama so fat she got a job pushing the buccaneer at magic-mountain -your mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs -your mama so toothless it takes her an hour to eat minute rice. -your mama so stupid she was filling out a job application, it said sign here she put Sagittarius. -your mama glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving -your mama so fat you can go bowling with her buggers -your mama so stank she sweats chitin grease. -your mama draws so funky roaches check in and don't check out -your mama so old she is in Jesus's yearbook -your mama's teeth so yellow when she yawns traffic just slows down -your mama so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it. -your mama so fat her blood type is Ragu -your mama so ugly she trick-or-treats over the phone -your mama so short you can see her feet on her driver license picture -your mama so fat I walked around her and got lost -your mama so stupid somebody said it's chilly outside and she went and got a bowl -your mama so ugly the elephant-man paid to see her -your mama so stupid she failed a urine test. -your mama is so stupid it takes her an 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. -your mama is so stupid the computer said "press any key" and she said, where's the "any" key? -YOUR MAMA SO GREASY SHE SLID INTO 2ND BASE AND INDED UP IN CANDA -YOUR MAMA SO GREASY SHE USE BACON AS A BAND AID -YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE PLAYS HOP-SCOCH LIKE THIS LA,CHICAGO/NEW YORK,DETROT -YOUR MAMA GUM SO BLACK SHE SPITS CHOCLATE MILK -Your Mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited ten years for the gumball to come out -Your Mama so stank you can smell her over the phone! -Your Mama's legs so hairy a roach ran up her leg and started to sing "In the jungle the mighty jungle." - Your mommas like a train track , she gets laied all over the world -yo mama is so hairy that when you were born you almost died of rug burn -YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE TRIED OUTFOR E.T. AND MADE A LUNER ECLIPSE! -Yo mama so stupid, she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I told her guess, and she said Levi's. -Yo mama so stank she made right guard turn left -Your mama is so fat that after I rolled over her twice, I was still on her. -Yo Mama so fat, to have ssex with her, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in...... -your mama is so fat when she wore a red coat, all the kids came up and yelled koolade koolade! --*LETS GET OFF MAMAS I JUST GOT OFF YOURS* Yo Mama Your mama's so fat, she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin Your mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book Your mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up Your mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics Your mama's breath is so foul, she uses Glade as a breath freshener Your mama's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain Your mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone Your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu Your mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party Your mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters Your mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, & a cockroach stole my wallet Your mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border Your mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper Your mama's so stupid, she called information to get the number to 911 Your mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company Your mama's so stupid, she asked her boss how to spell UPS Your house is so nasty, even the cockroaches wear slippers Your mama's so fat, she wipes herself with a mattress Your mama's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds Your mama's so stupid she thought Malcom X was Malcom the tenth Your mama's so fat, that when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon, they're flats Your mama's lips are so fat, that they look like my ass sideways Your mama's belly has got so many rolls on it, that she has to screw on her pants Your mama's so fat, she could sell shade Your mama's nose is so big, we use her bugers as basketballs Your mama's so stupid, she couldn't find eleven when trying to dial 911 Your mama's feet are so big, Bozo be envious Your mama's so stupid, she thought Boys II Men was a day care center Your mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application Your mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out Your mama's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down Your mama's so fat, that after sex, she rolls over and smokes a ham Your Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family Your Mama's so dopey she thinks its the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold Your house is so small the welcome mat just says wel... Your Mama's so dirty that she had to cut the strings off her tampons because the crabs were going bungy jumping Your Mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down I saw your mama the other day kicking a tin can. I asked her what she was doing and she said moving house Your Mama's so dopey she thinks elevators are mobile homes