ISM PAGE
...Fo' LiFe
One day, Judyism decided that she didn’t like school and decided to ditch. She ditched once, twice, and then she decided to ditch all her classes. She even ditched her finals. She did so bad she became the ultimate ISM and that’s how she started this group called the ISMS. She then started encouraging others to join her crusade toward academic probation. ISM HEADQUARTERS ARE LOCATED WHEREVER THE ISMS LIVE...
Inside the ISMS(well, not inside of them)
Here's a few things that we all know but nobody else does...hee hee:
- CK’s...obsessions
- ISMS 4 LIFE...Rica and Latrice
- Hmm...interesting...Christini
- Bye, Faith, Bye!
- GSG, CNG, VRG, etc. Stalkerlophagus Lagus...hee hee!!!!!!
- Wednesday night ISM night
- Dodger Games (Of course, I do not attend them...I will not sell out!!!)
- ISM NIGHTS
- *sigh* I just saw my Obsession!!!!!
- Faith pulling a FAITH
- If only you had done it sooner!!!!
- Don’t forget Ernie!!!
- Enrique Concert...
- ISM Slumber Parties
- Faith’s killing spree
- Stalking!
- CRAPOLA JOLA
- Ernie, GO TO CLASS!
ISM 411
Queenism....Judyism
Judy is originally from Lynwood. She is 19, Mexican, 5’6 1/2’’, a Virgo, and goes to UCI. Her favorite ISM pastimes is everything but studying and that's why she doesn't have a major! =) She is obsessed with Enrique Iglesias and has a CK1. She loves the Dodgers...I guess. She also loves Derek Jeter. She’s available. She is the Queen of the ISMS...bow down to her...she’s da bizzomb!!!
PB1...Veronicaism
Quack!!!! Veronica is the multiple personality ISM. She has 2 personalities: Veronica is the fun loving, carefree, EVILISM and Replacement-V is the smart, strict, motherly-figure of the ISMS...actually she's just Judy and Ernie's mom. Veronica is from her mom, well that's what she says...I think she might be an ALIEN like her roommate. Anyway, she's an Aquarius, born 1 day after the CRAZYISM, she's SHORT, 5'1, and she has very, very, very LOW TOLERANCE!!!!!! Veronica is a Social Ecology major and is very blessed with the art of B.S.-ing her essays. She could also be a perv at times. Her favorite ISM PASTIME is spending time with her ISM LOVE in the dark!!!! *LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY* But for real, she loves and hanging out in Judy's room and especially laying and doing WHATEVER on Faith's most sacred place in her room!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! She also has a '97 Mitsubishi Mirage!
Trekism aka Pimpism...Ernieism
BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY! Ha Ha! Ernieism is the oldest ism...He's tall, a Sagitarius, and loves Star Trek. He's also very involved in Model United Nations. Ernie is really bad...he never studies and is the TRUEISM...the thing is that even though he doesn't study he aces all his exams and still maintains a pretty good average. Ernie has a Mustang!
Angel of Heck #1-ism or Ho-ism...Faithism
Faith makes the income for the ISMS...J/K! She is the ISM Ho even though she is the purest of all of us...(isn’t that sad?) It’s an inside joke...She's a FRIGGIN' BIO MAJOR, and studies 24/7, which is against ISM commandments...she should go to confession. She’s 19, Filipino, a Virgo, 5’ something, and very perky... Be careful of her when she is PMS-ing. She’s dangerous. Her favorite ISM pastime is sleeping and drooling over CK’s...
Peter-loving-ism...Christini-ism
Christini was born in Korea. She's a Virgo, Korean, she says she's grown to 5' something, and she's the oldest of the ISMS...19...and getting older...but she's probably a lot older because she's from the land of ZORK and their aging process is probably a lot faster. HEE HEE! This is the first time that we have publicly admitted that Christini is an ALIEN from the land of ZORK, an alien nation that Christini will not reveal the exact location...(SHUCKS!!) Other than that, Christini is the smartest one of the ISMS, probably because she's an ALIEN...she's majoring in Econ and plans to be a rich business ALIEN and make a spacecraft out of gold so she can fly back to the land of ZORK. Her friends consist of the aliens from Independence Day and Marvin the Martian.
Angel of Heck #2-ism...Latriceism
Latrice says she was born in a cave with monkeys...but we all know that's not true...she was born here in California. She's a Pisces, 19, pretty, African-American, 5'5'', very lovable and a very talented singer. She can sing any song you throw at her...SERIOUS! Her favorite color is purple and she's an English major. Unfortunately, Latrice is spoken for. The love of her life is Miguel Delgado, who happens to be in the marines. Even though they are so far apart, their love still stays strong. Latrice is also the most dedicated studier of the ISMS. Her favorite ISM PASTIME is listening to music.
Crazyism...Ricaism
Hey, that's me!!! Hee Hee! I got that name because of all the crazy stuff I do...I guess...One time, I pretended like I was a fish in the cafeteria and was jumping around...it was so funny. Anyway, I'm 5'4, black hair to my shoulders, filpina, Aquarius, and fun. I'm always the joker of the group...always playing jokes and making fun of people and doing little tricks. I'm evil that way...I study, unlike some of the ISMS, but I also have my share of fun too. My favorite Ism pasttime is just kickin' it with the ISMS...=) I have a Green '97 Civic EXMarleneism...
Not shown...She's the newest ism....
Here are the Judyism Commandments...first ever shown to the public
THE JUDYISM COMMANDMENTS - Thou shall not study.
- Thou shall party all the time.
- Thou shall have no other leaders besides the true
Judyism.
- Thou shall have many obsessions.
- Thou shall share your obsessions with your leader.
:)
- Thou shall stay up late every night.
- Thou shall stop whatever you are doing and listen to
Enrique when he
comes on the radio/tv.
- Thou shall not stress about grades.
- Thou shall not study in the leader's presence.
- Thou shall not go to class.
- Thou shall bring your own binoculars to Judyism's room
when you want
to peep out the window.
- Thou shall not be members of any study groups.
- Thou shall not care if you fail a quiz, midterm, final,
or class.
- Thou shall not insult any of Judyism's many
obsessions.
- Thou shall observe Wednesdays as being the official
holiday in
Judyism.
- Thou shall not miss an episode of 90210/Party of Five
unless you have
a hot date.
- Thou shall order pizza when the food in the commons is
gross.(Okay,
only once a week).
- Thou shall commit adultery (except with any of the
leader's
obsessions).
- Thou shall always do the ism handshake upon
command...and other stuff...but
not saying what...*wink* *wink*
- Last but not least...you have to swear to be an ISM FOR LIFE!
ISM NEWS
Party at Ernie and Rica's house Thursday, Friday, and Saturday of finals week...be there or be square!!!
This is the ISM Page...check it out often to see more added stuff...kayz???? Hee Hee... ISM FOR LIFE BABEE!!!!!
And if you'd like to become an ism or have questions about it...please feel free to ask any one of us...EMAIL US!!!!!!!!!!
CRAZYISM
QUEEN JUDYISM
PB#1-ISM...VERONICA-ISM
DA SingingISM...LATRICEISM
DA Ho-ISM...FAITHISM
DA PIMPISM...ERNIE-ISM
ZORKISM...CHRISTINI-ISMOh yeah...one more thing..don't forget to check out the ISM homepage...
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- Thou shall not study.